A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

plethora of period box unboxing on youtube

I don't think I'm going to find anything else tonight that tops "It's like Santa for your Vagina!"

lol

plethora of period box unboxing on youtube

― drash, Sunday, June 7, 2015 5:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol dammit I was just looking for period unboxing vids in another tab before I scrolled and saw this. Unboxing vids in general are so weird!

seeing this next to Tinder thread makes me wonder what some companies will charge for monthly firewood delivery

Im currently trying to teach myself how to build one of these sites

A box of website designs

those doggie lawn dog models upthread look very much like skymall catalogue dogs, they have the exact same dimly enthusiastic about a new pet product facial expression.

prismatic slab of dog-ready lawn is also a total skymall closure refugee product.

if it had a mahogany finish and a hole it could double as a miniature executive indoor putting green.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/skymall-interiordogrestroom.jpg

tbf i might actually subscribe to "a box of leftover mystery skymall items shipped to your house every month"

careful, you might end up with a six-foot-tall concrete eagle or something

http://youdidwhatwithyourweiner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Subscription-Box-table-4.jpg

I thought I'd be very pleasantly impressed with the Pawalla Mini too, but since it's inappropriate for small dogs, I'm only slightly pretty impressed. Keep trying, guys!

https://www.potbox.com/

i like the idea of a teas of the month club if the tea was from all over the world but i think most of the tea ones i have seen are just one company that sends you their different teas.

this one looks cool though. 20 bucks a month.

http://www.teasparrow.com/teas/

http://thehairpin.com/2015/07/artisanal-murder-boxes-for-men-only/

Does Blue Apron count as this? I like Blue Apron

beef jerky, tea, and licorice from around the world. i think i could get with that. my father in law brought back some antelope jerky/biltong from south africa that was quite memorable.

https://cheeseposties.com/

*forthright disgust*

whoa that is ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr8x1F1XhAc

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/26/business/with-subscription-snacks-entrepreneurs-think-inside-the-box.html

Wait, so cheese posties is a paper sack with a recipe card?

garbage pail kids for a new generation

This isn't exactly the right thread, but I don't know if there's another thread for examples of startup culture doing overpriced wheel-reinvents:

https://floyddetroit.com/products/the-floyd-platform-bed?utm_source=facebook+&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=bed-target

$435 for three pieces of pressboard and some braces/brackets. A new apex.

At least the money's going to Detroit.

I mean hey, they deliver it to your house.

It's designed for urban living. That's gotta be worth at least $300 by itself.

My wife got me a Caffe Vita coffee subscription. It's only one 12oz bag per month, but since I only brew at home on weekends, it should cover a decent chunk of the month. If I was going to get a tea one I'd be tempted to try the Teabox subscription. I had a sampler pack of their teas once, and they were all pretty good.

https://cheeseposties.com/

*forthright disgust*

― twunty fifteen (imago), Wednesday, September 23, 2015 10:12 AM (3 months ago)

Why are you taking a break? I need my Cheese!

It's that time of year when a lot of people are away, there is an unholy amount of turkey to get through and Royal Mail have a quadrillion parcels to deliver causing a ton of disruptions. To avoid posties getting lost/missed/stolen by elves/going stale we're taking the opportunity to re-coup and allow our Cheese umpa lumpas time to re-fuel and get obscenely fat/drunk (as if they need an excuse).

lol if you buy legs they come with a carrying case and the company gives you yelp results for local places to get surfaces to complete your table with

lol I know!

TBH I think a leg kit would be a cool idea if it was like $50 tops and not the price of an actual nice coffee table.

this is the dumbest fuckin thing https://floyddetroit.com/products/the-floyd-shelf?taxon_id=2

the only person who would buy that is someone that has never seen the interior of a hardware store in their life

Yeah I was just about to post that - it's literally $85 for two brackets.

aaaaaahahahahaha what

It's literally the fucking emperor's new motherfucking shelf

maybe for an extra $15 they will throw in a carrying case for that one too

I'm admittedly sort of amused/intrigued by what kind of lifestyle would involve portable table legs, like just showing up places and making insta-tables out of doors or whatever. Junkyard picnicker?

Similarly, why you would need a bed that is extra-easy to move (although not like so easy that you don't still have to carry three presumably moderately heavy pieces of pressboard).

the fuck

oh for fucks sake

in that case I have a $75 lefthanded screwdriver that you might be interested in

i mean that is legit stupider than the thing on the vinyl scams thread where they slapped some carefully-sourced MDF together and wanted hundreds of dollars for this super-elite turntable stand

There is probably an edge case where hauling around brackets and legs from dorm to studio to group home to etc etc is more practical than moving whole pieces of furniture - but I don't know if that edge case merits a premium on hardware

edge case also sleeps on a futon

that's where he edges

but these brackets still have to screw into a wall, right? so what's the big portability angle that they're pushing? that you can clamp in a fence paling?