A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

maybe like 7.99 but all this shit seems to start at ~$20

I'm imagining a #spdr service where they promise to mail you three exotic tarantulas every month (and send back the ones you don't want) but when you open the package there's nothing inside but three dried-up daddy long-legs and a flyer that says 'KEEP 'EM'

Weiner tittie totally inaccurate, btw.

http://i.imgur.com/rsGN3CS.png

"hey man it's really cool that you're a fan of goliath birdeaters and mexican firelegs so I sent you this house spider I found in my bathroom" (xpost)

WTF is a koozie, is that what some americans call stubby holders.

What Americans call them stubby holders, the ones who live in Weiner?

what the british call knippy bluppers

south africans call them wildebeest condoms

http://www.catladybox.com/

You may receive jewelry like necklaces, bracelets, rings or earrings. You might receive a shirt or a scarf or a meowvalous pair of socks. You might be some cattastic items to decorate your home, some purrfect pieces to hang on your wall or even a thing or two to deck out your kitchen. Maybe it's your new favorite coffee mug or your next best wine glass. Maybe it's office accessories! Maybe it's a book! Maybe... maybe it's something we haven't even thought of yet!

Maybe... maybe it's anti-psychotic meds!

"Maybe it's office accessories" in the cat lady box is really slaying me for some reason

lol

Maybe it's a bag, in collaboration with Bag Lady Bag!

http://www.leparcel.com/

period subscription box for women

http://boxes.mysubscriptionaddiction.com/box/unclutterer-quarterly-box

The Unclutterer looks like you might just get a box of boxes, but guaranteed to be aesthetically pleasing

http://lh6.ggpht.com/-Jc51S6TmTzY/VGOg3CkS9aI/AAAAAAAASdo/9EZxzUmqn4M/DoggieLawnPlus.jpg_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg

BATTLBOX PRO PLUS
*** Includes KNIFE OF THE MONTH *** This box is for the elite. The collector. The big spender. The ones that truly appreciate the beauty of a sharp edge. The guy who has everything….EXCEPT a kickass monthly knife subscription! We will hand select one knife to be featured every month and include it in your monthly Battlebox. So you get everything you would expect to see in the Battlbox Pro box, AND a sweet blade to rip open next month’s Battlbox arrival with. We already have brands such as Kershaw, Spyderco, Columbia River Knife, 5.11, Gerber, Leatherman, Schrade, SOG…the list goes on! Go ahead. We dare you. ***FREE_SHIPPING***

http://oklahomashirtcompany.com/collections/shirt-of-the-month

A New Shirt, Every Month. Our favorite thing, Oklahoma flavored shirts, mailed to you the first week of each month for only $10 bucks.

What in the heck are these things?
Flexi postcards are postcards with grooves stamped into them, that can be played on a turntable! The playable side is a full color image curated by that month’s musician.

How many subscriptions are available?
475! Once they’re gone they’re gone so subscribe early!

Sounds cool but how’s the sound quality?
It’s exactly what you’d expect from playing a cardboard postcard on your turntable. It’s gritty but playable. There is a download code printed on every card so you can have a higher quality version of each song in your library.

oklahoma flavored

lol le parcel

there are at least TEN we will send you tampons in the mail for $15 services!!!

haha, all including chocolate i'm guessing

no, le parcel looks like the classiest one, though one is like tampons + we donate $5 to some charity

Entrepreneurs Box
$25.00

The items in these boxes are designed to make your life as an entrepreneur more productive, strategic, and virile. Every month you will receive: Essential Books, Luxury Apparel, Accessories and Productivity Hacks.

Feedback: Ireland Escada
I tried to sign up and there was an error~ maybe it does not exist

the classiest one

reviewed by Cosmopolitan, TIME, The Huffington Post, Real Simple, and Tech Crunch

HelloFlo: Helloflo delivers just what a woman needs when she needs it. Get tampons, back up protection like pads and pantiliners, and fun and tasty treats as a pick-me-up. “It’s like Santa for your Vagina!” Cost: $14-18/month.

plethora of period box unboxing on youtube

I don't think I'm going to find anything else tonight that tops "It's like Santa for your Vagina!"

lol

plethora of period box unboxing on youtube

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lol dammit I was just looking for period unboxing vids in another tab before I scrolled and saw this. Unboxing vids in general are so weird!

seeing this next to Tinder thread makes me wonder what some companies will charge for monthly firewood delivery

Im currently trying to teach myself how to build one of these sites

A box of website designs

those doggie lawn dog models upthread look very much like skymall catalogue dogs, they have the exact same dimly enthusiastic about a new pet product facial expression.

prismatic slab of dog-ready lawn is also a total skymall closure refugee product.

if it had a mahogany finish and a hole it could double as a miniature executive indoor putting green.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/skymall-interiordogrestroom.jpg

tbf i might actually subscribe to "a box of leftover mystery skymall items shipped to your house every month"

careful, you might end up with a six-foot-tall concrete eagle or something

http://youdidwhatwithyourweiner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Subscription-Box-table-4.jpg

I thought I'd be very pleasantly impressed with the Pawalla Mini too, but since it's inappropriate for small dogs, I'm only slightly pretty impressed. Keep trying, guys!

https://www.potbox.com/

i like the idea of a teas of the month club if the tea was from all over the world but i think most of the tea ones i have seen are just one company that sends you their different teas.

this one looks cool though. 20 bucks a month.

http://www.teasparrow.com/teas/

http://thehairpin.com/2015/07/artisanal-murder-boxes-for-men-only/

Does Blue Apron count as this? I like Blue Apron

beef jerky, tea, and licorice from around the world. i think i could get with that. my father in law brought back some antelope jerky/biltong from south africa that was quite memorable.

https://cheeseposties.com/

*forthright disgust*

whoa that is ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr8x1F1XhAc