Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

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I was just gonna use the frot word!

There IS no Gay Chi-town FAP, is there?

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.

jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

along with being talked about.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

rather than soft, i suspect the folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass are made of tungsten.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

yowza

elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

as opposed to Matthew McconauGay's, which is made of reinforced cebum.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.

And Abe Lincoln's, if C.A. Tripp is to be believed.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Until I read the Richard Ellmann bio on Wilde a few years ago I had no idea what "intercrucal" meant. In grad school we just called it "safe sex.'

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

tall 19th-century icons (and grad students) all about the intercrural.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

matthew mcconaughey is gross, eugh

elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jake to Broadway?

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/08/mike-nichols-to.html

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 16 August 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/24/jg3.jpg

Dr Morbius, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Can't see it!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

drat

see Interview magazine pix (when did that get resurrected?)

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/09/a-little-gyllen.html

Dr Morbius, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

"The Hottest Sphincter in America"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

apparently he had a rough time with fincher so could be an interesting read.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

the "buzz" on Rendition not very good.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

When asked if he is single on Jonathon Ross tonight, "for the band or the ladies?" "With your career does it make any difference?" "Er, for the ladies, I am. For the band, I am not." The (show's house) band are "Four Poofs and a Piano", a gay a capella singing group.

caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

That Interview Morbs posted upthread is out. Woof.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

He an Thierry Henry are totally my gay crushes of shame.

caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/jakeg.jpg

jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

so cute

jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

now:

http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/jakeren4.preview.jpg

jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

He even looks good with a beard! How the hell did that happen?

Abbott, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

lolz; only in Chelsea?

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/10/parenticide.html

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

to play Joe Namath?

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/11/jake-gyllenhaal.html

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you, Morbs, for ruining my morning

http://dlisted.com/node/18934

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 30 November 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

I think Reese uses her chin as a vibrator.

nathalie, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Gyllenspoon sounds like a verb to me.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

ROWF

http://www.cinematical.com/photos/prince-of-persia-1/970698/

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Awful.

Eric H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, gross.

jaymc, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

poo, go back to your hairless Olympic twinks.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't know they were making a Scott Stapp biopic.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

Can't wait for them to film the scene where he and Kid Rock have their videotaped adventures.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

Prince of Peoria, amirite?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

I'm all about Jake and his furry self, but that body doesn't look right on him at all.

Eric H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

that hair. oh boy. and i'm not only talking about his chest hair.

stevienixed, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

He looks as ridiculous as:

http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/dukakis%20tank.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

really, the head hair was the LAST thing I was evaluating...

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

he looks stoopid and much worse than usual but i'd still hit it

lex pretend, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

xpost that dude's eyebrows is all of jake's chesthair combined

dr, i'm a woman. *shrug*

stevienixed, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know but somewhere after Brokeback Mountain I lost all my fangirl love for him. Loved him in the film but after that...he's just...square it figures he'd get with a bigger square. I miss this version of Jake; http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z188/rich23434565/550x600_jake_gyllenhaal_5.jpg
So fresh, so clean

VeronaInTheClub, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

<3 Jake forever

Tape Store, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

not gonna win any skeptics, but...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/07/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless_n_172788.html

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

GAH, cut the hairrrrrrrr

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

it's only fer Prince of Persia, consarn it

Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

who knew he was persian?

http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/prince-of-persia-jake-gyllenhaal2.jpg

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

lol prince of Persia, actors still don't realize movies based on games will always suck, and will only be cult favourites because of their overwhelming wackness.

Ludo, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/Splash_2.0/Full_Marquee_Image/PrinceOfPersia_Marquee_BK_110209%5B1%5D.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)


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