If you like, I can get together a load of links I found for a friend of mine I taught a few weeks ago, and who now is £100 up on me as well as being, by all accounts, a much better player.
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm actually AHEAD overall now (not as much as I'd like of course, but it's the nature of the beast). It's madness. Of course, now I expect to win, so when folks suck me out (for instance, when 2 heart-suited guys are calling my agressive raises when I get 2 pair - Ks & 3s - on the flop, and BOTH OF THEM go runner runner on me when they should've folded eons ago), I get slightly perturbed. I mean, OK, you have AQ hearts, and K73 flop (one heart), and you're short-stacked, sure, waste your money chasing an A or the long-shot flush but NINE SIX? NINE SIX? Are you STUPID? Do you want me to wipe that drool off your chin, you incompetent luck-fucking douche?
Other anti-luck fun - getting dealt pocket 10s, and losing to pocket Qs BOTH TIMES (including one hand where the flop offered both a 10 AND a Q). Also - losing AJ to 42 suited because a TWO comes up on the river. Also - losing 3 Js because my showdown opponent drew the 4 cards he needed for a straight.
I think I'm finally coming to grips w/ the random chance nature of poker, tho - I went fishing 5 times successfully last night. Granted, I was fishing for a flush w/ AK suited, or fishing for a pair w/ AJ offsuit and nothing higher than a 9 showing. Fishing for high game w/ quality bait is A-OK, unless you come up short and the dorkwit w/ pocket 3s wins all your stuff. Still, some downers or muscle relaxants would probably mitigate my need to foam at the mouth when I don't get the breaks.
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link
Last night I managed to lose $80 at William Hill - very frustrating, but I think playing against UNBEFUCKINGLIEVABLY slow calling stations has warped my playing style for the worse.
So afterwards, I went to pokerroom and played shorthanded ring for a while. At first, my money ebbed away slowly (mainly because of a decent player to my right), but when he left I turned $13 into $46 in not very long at all, playing good poker, quickly, with decent-good cards against decent players who folded when they should and didn't take 30 seconds on ONE SINGLE DECISION.
God it felt good. Thing is, I *know* I can make money at William Hill, as I'm £160 up so far (playing in sterling there is very good for the bank balance - assuming I'm not losing, of course), so I'd like to stick around there a while longer. So... I'm multi-tabling from now on. I'll start with 2 tables, and consider three if that gets dull/good returns. Only real concern is that there are only 5 or 6 £0.15/£0.25 tables, and people may be getting to know my style.
Toby, do you have AIM or MSN? I'd love to discuss the whole shebang with you while you're learning - give advice if I can etc.
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 June 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm on hols from 9th - 13th June, but after that, let's kick some ass. Via email too is fun. You should sign up for a poker site that has micro limits (i.e. where each minimum bet is between 2 and 10 cents, rather than $0.25/£0.25 where I play) as you'll learn better there than on play tables - I hear Ultimate Bet has good microlimit facilities. It may cost you a few bucks - the so-called "learning tax" whereby you lose money to start with but learn by your mistakes - but it's part of the process - and at micro-limits there's no way you should lose more than $20-$30 before you start consistently winning.
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 June 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link
(this is me right now).
― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 5 June 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 5 June 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 5 June 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Amateurs hardly ever bluff. A re-raise from a fish is a 100% sign they have the cards.
I haven't seen this software, Ken - can you describe in detail what it does?
― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 5 June 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 5 June 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 5 June 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 June 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link
I've been playing tournaments this week after a couple of months of cash games only. It's been great fun - I can totally recommend Pacific (who are shit for most things) Poker's Nitro 16-man tourneys - 16 people, $5.50 buyin, $40 1st prize, and it's all over in 25 mins! 10 seconds to make your bet is NOT a lot of time, trust me.
I still haven't made the money in any multi-table tourneys, but equally I barely ever can spare the time to play them. SNGs I'm still comfortably up though.
Currently I'm about £350 up in all, which is a bit under £100 a month in real terms. But it's a great hobby, regardless of the cash.
If anyone wants any referrals, btw (to Pacific, Pokerroom, William Hill or Empire) I'd be delighted to send you one :)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
One of the guys I play poker with said that he quit the online stuff once when he had four of a kind and was beaten by a straight flush. Bull fuckin' shit. Least with a human being, you can whup their ass.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link
As for me - I think I'm still up overall, but not by much. (I don't want to find out how much of my winnings have been eaten up.) Been trying higher-stakes tourneys (higher-stakes REBUY tourneys), and have been getting hosed overall. Rebuy tourneys are a bitch, as players (already looser than my shorts) just play shit hands because, hey, they can just buy back in. Had a run for about 3 weeks where I was either just missing the money or only finishing in the lower tier of the money. However, I was also playing a LOT of tourneys in a day, which probably numbed me to the nuances of the game, and made me go from cautious cagey card fiend to free-wheeling shitwit.
Played yesterday (online) for the first time in about a week - dropping most of my savings on college tuition means less happy-fun-time gambling for me. Finished 30th and won $17 in a $5 tourney (400+ entrants), and (most importantly) made good plays. And also avoided the "KK v AA" type of pooch-screws. Except when I was shortstacked near the end, and went all in preflop w/ 66 (because my stack was worth about 2 blinds), and the guy next to me called my bet. With KK. Bastard.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Anyway, tonight, not only did I finish up in cash games on FOUR different sites (albeit only one of them being a decent amount, £33 on William Hill), but I managed to WIN a single table tournament versus 9 other members of the poker forum of which I'm a member! They are almost all more experienced and successful than me, so it was doubly sweet :)
(in case anyone here is interested in having a look and maybe joining, this is the link)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 September 2005 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link
-- David R. (quoteidio...), August 26th, 2005. (popshots75`)
Hahahahaha guess what hand finally eliminated me from the tournament? I fucking called him with K9s as well.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 11 September 2005 05:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 11 September 2005 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link
PP, you reckon it's fixed? Really?
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=4746
― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link
ARE THE POKER CLAN "ROCKS N RINGS" THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN HISTORY???http://parishiltonists.blogspot.com
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 11 September 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
There's only one 10+1. But 75 is totally 10+1
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link
So, provisionally: Wednesday September 21st at, say, 11pm. I think you can still set up a private room at Pokerroom, is that right? If not, we can, I'm sure, find an empty room and camp out there. Even better, we could all sign up for the same sit'n'go!
Anyone who's interested, please respond on this thread or, if you like, email me on this email address. LET'S DO THIS THING, YOU GUYS!
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm about to hussle fools in the Bet365poker freeroll if anyone else is free at the moment.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
(also, your one seems to have stopped)
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link
If anyone fancies a poker challenge, have a look at this. I'm in the middle of it right now. Scary but fascinating seeing how the big boys live!
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link
FWIW: haven't played in the past couple of days, due to school stuff. Last week = not good. Got HOSED, lost $100+ in ring & tourney shenanigans. Usually hosed myself to boot.
Mark, that AI bluff would make me wanna call you bad names. :)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link
(got 2nd in a $5.50 SNG tonight, but very mixed performances at ring)
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Show of hands??
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link
BTW, if I get taken out by a big stacked squatter that stumbles into 2 pair while calling my raises when I'm dealt AK or AQ and get top pair on the flop, I'm gonna drive down to PR's offices and beat the shit out of someone's fax machine.
Also - to the rat bastard that A) reraised ALL IN w/ AQ off when I raised initially w/ AK suited (when we both had the same sized stack), and B) had no idea he caught a 2-flopped runner runner flush (off the stupid-ass Q) until the next hand: eat me you know-nothing rattit.
(Hi - I'm the Lupton Pitman Bitch & Moan Rebuy King.)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link
So, tonight - should I assume no-one fancies it then?
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link