"Put the elderly in prison" is classic
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)
The Facebook generation's Modest Proposal.
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/64gKwd6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3NDeY8D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1lGlWiV.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/thispageisaboutwords/
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:58 (eleven years ago)
i wonder if wilde ever even dreamt that one day, more than a century after his death, he would be a contributor to Word Porn
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:06 (eleven years ago)
Ugh "word porn" is making me irrationally angry.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:08 (eleven years ago)
Dude check out those dipthongs
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:32 (eleven years ago)
it bothers me not just because of the overused "___________ porn" construction but because actual word porn has been around for decades and it requires a lot more artistry than illuminating misattributed Oscar Wilde quotes in photoshop.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
You mean Oscar Wilde didnt think that you shouldn't love someone for their fancy car?
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 6 June 2015 15:59 (eleven years ago)
xp really that's char porn
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 June 2015 17:11 (eleven years ago)
wilde was the progenitor of ascii porn iirc
― qualx, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)
And Arthur Askey was the progenitor of Wilde porn...
― Mark G, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:46 (eleven years ago)
tbh i kinda like this one
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/14417_765507020163598_716611428357848801_n.jpg?oh=2a0b8c85a79633d90e164ea3a2f27fa8&oe=55F0D781
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 7 June 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)
i have a lot of time for friends' veg activism even tho i'm a meat-eater.
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)
by activism i mean image macros
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:41 (eleven years ago)
oscar wilde's love for fancy cars is well documented in Lady Windermere's Ford
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:42 (eleven years ago)
http://i60.tinypic.com/2076h3k.png
Activist Joey Salads
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:51 (eleven years ago)
Related to David Avocado no doubt
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 04:03 (eleven years ago)
what if the bird (the one that can fly) flies up to the top of the tree- do they win, or get marked down for not climbing?
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 10:38 (eleven years ago)
Dear god...the 'Harry Potter if told from point of view of Voldemort' thing is awful
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ni8j9v.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 14 June 2015 04:12 (eleven years ago)
http://i61.tinypic.com/357h741.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)
wow, you're right, what a fool i was to consider selling my house and moving to an annual four-day music festival. i really would have been giving up some priceless things.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)
glad my friend got an eighth though, lord british told me he'd lost one a while back
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:17 (eleven years ago)
quietly sneaking in "internet porn"
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:09 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/734408_10152043380938602_1748414695_n.jpg?oh=0aaf710ffd4cdc4f777739415870096f&oe=55FA06B5
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:21 (eleven years ago)
yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.It's got a basket, a bell that rings andThings to make it look good.I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:34 (eleven years ago)
i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"
― Nhex, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)
Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:48 (eleven years ago)
that Floyd lyric is 60s tbf
― Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 05:46 (eleven years ago)
kinda lol using led zep as example of gallantry and respect for women
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 June 2015 07:57 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/398490_349792411776767_856794458_n.jpg?oh=86ffd4057dba544cd0d9748adbe773ff&oe=55E8D358
like it's meant to be that a little girl gets lost in the woods
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:04 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/547323_10150965509478514_505664204_n.jpg?oh=6f79c29a7294063eacb5990b6dc811ec&oe=56324DEB
it's a meme so it must be true
― Roz, Monday, 15 June 2015 22:19 (eleven years ago)
"Maybe not how you planned, but how theyre meant to be (bcz your parents very much intended to abandon you in this forest and leave for Brazil)"
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
just a white guy with his trousers down thinkin baot things
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
Is the whole saggy-pants thing even a thing any more anyway?
― boat of boats (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)
It is. Only the thinnest wisp of boxer between you and their farts.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:30 (eleven years ago)
I don't get how the middle one even works.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)
SatireHeadlines.com is an ingenious and creative way to share photos at a time when social media trends are getting stale. Facebook becomes old and annoying quickly when newsfeeds deliver yet another picture of a cat playing with his toy. Share that picture with a quick-witted headline—Frisky the Feline Comes Clean About Catnip Addiction After Years of Sniffing Toy Mice: “I Inhaled”—and suddenly it’s a humorous post that will likely elicit some laughter, and hopefully encourage social media users to be inventive and have some fun while sharing their own photos.
― there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:35 (eleven years ago)
^^ carefully crafted to reflect the humor-generating abilities of their target audience
― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)
dear GOD was that painful to read
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:12 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/p600x600/10380040_422331044621842_6371314415259967949_o.jpg
― mirostones, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:07 (eleven years ago)
an ominous threat
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:09 (eleven years ago)
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thewire/images/f/f1/Photo_10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140916021414
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:26 (eleven years ago)
date/stalk, whatever
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:29 (eleven years ago)
that's so gross and unnerving, esp the 3 3 3 3 smileys that i can't interpret
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:58 (eleven years ago)
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-emperor.jpg
I see potential in you.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
hi i think all people are commodities to be invested in and developed then marketed and turned into $$$
― confessions of hellno (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:09 (eleven years ago)
elevator lady lady leverage me
― drash, Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)
lol doc
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)
http://i61.tinypic.com/dykjlu.png
LIKE if you love your family, SHARE if you hate your family
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)