The man who hates crepes belongs in Punishment World.
i recently reread the "pictures of jen larry" article and realized i love the ones that become insane sermons that end with "Amen."
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:27 (eleven years ago)
Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 8 June 2015 15:40 (eleven years ago)
What Is A Nice Fruit To Have At Night?
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/pharaohs-silicon-valley-my-journey-through-google--2618
“This is the end of our journey together,” Upright Mammal informs me as we stand once again at the front entrance of the Google headquarters. “It was a pleasure revealing the hideous miracles of Google to you. Please accept this gift to remember your time here with us.”
He takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it to me.
On the front is a picture of the Google Chrome logo wearing bifocals. On the back is a handwritten note that says “Sergey Brin is a marionette that Larry Page built when he was a child. He has come to life and gone mad with power. Larry is afraid of him. Everyone is afraid of him. He lays eggs. Please send the United States military to destroy this place.”
I put the note into my pocket and tell Upright Mammal that I will treasure it forever.
“Please take me away from here,” Upright Mammal says to me as we shake hands. “The Puppet hears everything. He is more powerful than nature. He is what God has nightmares about.”
I give him my business card and tell him to keep in touch.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:08 (eleven years ago)
OMG that was amazing
― schwantz, Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:19 (eleven years ago)
yes
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 June 2015 05:23 (eleven years ago)
inspirational
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 June 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)
the letters were scary
― pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2015 13:55 (eleven years ago)
the videos are always my favorites
http://www.clickhole.com/video/beautiful-gay-couple-argues-parking-lot-2507
― it me, Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:36 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-types-boyfriend-every-woman-goes-through-2582
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/two-faces-face-should-have-been-divided-horizontal-2616
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:09 (eleven years ago)
The article tags at the end are often as funny as the content above it
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/D0QqG4g.png
― gr8080, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:48 (eleven years ago)
Still, as fond as my memories of my dad are, my thoughts each year on Father’s Day are invariably tinged with pain, since it also happens to be the birthday of the bear that killed and ate my late father.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 June 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/disgusting-isis-just-released-2-star-review-aeropl-2620
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:41 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/use-sliders-brush-these-cute-boys-bangs-side-2577
― gr8080, Monday, 22 June 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)
that is extraordinarily satisfying
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 22 June 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
hang on wait, what is the correlation between the silicon valley one and mh's username??
― I ain't got no bites / Bad itches is the only thing that I like (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)
I was the tour guide
― Upright Mammal (mh), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)
Yes! The Sky!
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)
If you’re looking to go all the way with a Middle English poetry nut, just tell them all about how Chaucer was imprisoned and ransomed for a large sum during the Hundred Years’ War, and they’ll be ripping off your clothes and taking you to Fuckville in no time.
― goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/crazy-fan-theory-about-jeopardy-actually-makes-tot-2627
― papa was a rolling stoner retro psych space thread (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/embarrassing-us-ranked-182nd-world-alphabetically-1855?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)
So has Clickhole really reduced its updates or what?
― emil.y, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)
they took last week off but other than that no
― ciderpress, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:57 (ten years ago)
Oh, is there a reason for that? (Now I'm worried that there is a really obvious reason and I'm an idiot.)
― emil.y, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)
not really? friday was a holiday in the US but that's not really a reason to drop the whole week.
― ciderpress, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:07 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-when-johnny-depp-heard-8-year-old-fan-wa-2658
― goole, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/dont-have-dice-handy-dice-simulator-gives-you-numb-2710
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:05 (ten years ago)
lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/pants-these-nerds-2326?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/cartoon-does-bad-job-explaining-what-privilege-2683
― a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
crossover/worlds collide
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-assume-honore-de-balzac-thought-after-drinking-each-of-his-fifty-daily-cups-of-coffee
― Tlon, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (silby), Friday, 10 July 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/11-microbrews-you-have-try-summer-423
― goole, Monday, 13 July 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)
still think the earlier collegehumor version of that article was better tbh
― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 July 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)
megan fox out-clickholes clickhole:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ6K-ZDWUAA8tvd.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-addicted-lunch-2724
― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)
I consider America’s national pastime to be shaking your fist at the Northern Lights and shouting “You would be more beautiful if you were Lunch instead of some kind of gorgeous neon sky miracle!”
http://i.imgur.com/JWcsEws.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:04 (ten years ago)
i unlocked that badge too where did u put yours i put mine on my lapel
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:11 (ten years ago)
its at the framer
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-words-have-no-english-translation-2762
dying
― wisdom be leakin out my louche douche truths (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 July 2015 03:28 (ten years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanc4cb10fef2/what-8-disney-princesses-would-look-like-if-they-w-1pr1s
just posted to buzzfeed by a friend of mine - clearly in the "clickhole spirit" IMHO
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 July 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-disney-princesses-reimagined-caucasian-698
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 July 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)
I heard the iguana burst, and I got right up close to the keyhole so that I could feel the hot sneem on my face.
― brimstead, Friday, 17 July 2015 20:02 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-team-member-jo-ann-fabric-craft-jacksonville-557
― example (crüt), Thursday, 23 July 2015 12:05 (ten years ago)
i'm lanna. seems otm
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 12:09 (ten years ago)
I got melody but I think if I'd've vacationed in Maine in the autumn it might have been different
― Joan Crawford Loves Chachi, Thursday, 23 July 2015 12:15 (ten years ago)
i got melody and chose maine in the autumn
― balls, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)
I am also Melody
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:51 (ten years ago)