Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:23 (eleven years ago)
🗻this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:24 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11425130_851338238249106_5621199222644024496_n.png?oh=283befc4da0ccc61aa04be12713027b2&oe=56099B26
― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:33 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11400986_742432452524358_6071234690845304572_n.jpg?oh=a707b4fc52a97513c7c972fa4867b9eb&oe=55E664C9
― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:37 (eleven years ago)
what kind of bakery sugar-coats shit?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:30 (eleven years ago)
#mymouthisnotabakery
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:02 (eleven years ago)
Staying Alive Is Not Enough
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:13 (eleven years ago)
sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:15 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:47 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg?oh=cf4beb1649d0acf5df658db30eef0326&oe=55F9EF5B&__gda__=1441442982_6dfeef40eba52ecb4512356162982260
"Might"
― Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:20 (eleven years ago)
It's true, I've never been to a brutally honest bakery.
― jmm, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:37 (eleven years ago)
No shortage of brutally honest cakeshttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/76/46/f7764689c82e544d0fd572e68b76e34e.jpghttp://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1L2Q3L0k3OHVVLmU5NzYyLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/d6588520/3f8/I78uU.jpghttp://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzkzL05tN3pwRFIuZTY0OWYuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/7db7ce50/5cb/Nm7zpDR.jpgThis achieves a whole new level of hilariously fucked up if the recipient was actually 6.http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzdkL1JUdFV5LjY5NDlhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/cb819138/bca/RTtUy.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NK-31P2k1jw/UerdwRYveNI/AAAAAAAACDg/aAxmpUAyeHU/s1600/68B9FFF82BE15E57B8EF5D143B1FD4_h316_w628_m5_czbLBmYRj.jpg
― tsrobodo, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:53 (eleven years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gQM4DC_KMXw/VT8vJEeu4nI/AAAAAAAACpU/LdlocNyJjA8/s1600/The%2Bburning%2Bbush.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)
6 year olds not giving a shit about anyone but themselves is pretty common I think
― silverfish, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)
Pillar of cloud would be better
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:45 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10458774_383816468475694_2499207113933546607_n.jpg?oh=bd3adeb1eb2858021ce65173fd5c0b82&oe=55F15378
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:27 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10151438_396706263804555_4219653520628005016_n.jpg?oh=cd5d20b900bb7fd9d615e66ecf7a8f34&oe=55F51188
it's true, fish are kind of stupid
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:30 (eleven years ago)
and don't even try to convince me that they spend a lot of time in schools
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:34 (eleven years ago)
HEY-OOOOOO
― Nhex, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:03 (eleven years ago)
Everybody's a genius. Therefore the education system was wholly designed by and is run by geniuses. So many geniuses working together would necessarily create the most awesome education system possible. The most awesome education system possible cannot be improved. QED.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:32 (eleven years ago)
"Put the elderly in prison" is classic
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)
The Facebook generation's Modest Proposal.
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/64gKwd6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3NDeY8D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1lGlWiV.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/thispageisaboutwords/
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:58 (eleven years ago)
i wonder if wilde ever even dreamt that one day, more than a century after his death, he would be a contributor to Word Porn
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:06 (eleven years ago)
Ugh "word porn" is making me irrationally angry.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:08 (eleven years ago)
Dude check out those dipthongs
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:32 (eleven years ago)
it bothers me not just because of the overused "___________ porn" construction but because actual word porn has been around for decades and it requires a lot more artistry than illuminating misattributed Oscar Wilde quotes in photoshop.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
You mean Oscar Wilde didnt think that you shouldn't love someone for their fancy car?
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 6 June 2015 15:59 (eleven years ago)
xp really that's char porn
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 June 2015 17:11 (eleven years ago)
wilde was the progenitor of ascii porn iirc
― qualx, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)
And Arthur Askey was the progenitor of Wilde porn...
― Mark G, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:46 (eleven years ago)
tbh i kinda like this one
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/14417_765507020163598_716611428357848801_n.jpg?oh=2a0b8c85a79633d90e164ea3a2f27fa8&oe=55F0D781
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 7 June 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)
i have a lot of time for friends' veg activism even tho i'm a meat-eater.
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)
by activism i mean image macros
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:41 (eleven years ago)
oscar wilde's love for fancy cars is well documented in Lady Windermere's Ford
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:42 (eleven years ago)
http://i60.tinypic.com/2076h3k.png
Activist Joey Salads
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:51 (eleven years ago)
Related to David Avocado no doubt
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 04:03 (eleven years ago)
what if the bird (the one that can fly) flies up to the top of the tree- do they win, or get marked down for not climbing?
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 10:38 (eleven years ago)
Dear god...the 'Harry Potter if told from point of view of Voldemort' thing is awful
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ni8j9v.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 14 June 2015 04:12 (eleven years ago)
http://i61.tinypic.com/357h741.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)
wow, you're right, what a fool i was to consider selling my house and moving to an annual four-day music festival. i really would have been giving up some priceless things.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)
glad my friend got an eighth though, lord british told me he'd lost one a while back
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:17 (eleven years ago)
quietly sneaking in "internet porn"
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:09 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/734408_10152043380938602_1748414695_n.jpg?oh=0aaf710ffd4cdc4f777739415870096f&oe=55FA06B5
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:21 (eleven years ago)
yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.It's got a basket, a bell that rings andThings to make it look good.I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:34 (eleven years ago)
i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"
― Nhex, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)
Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:48 (eleven years ago)