The Howard Stern Thread

not perfect but in particular he's got the rhythm right, the chuckle in his voice when he sets up the punchline to his stories, cutting himself off, "yeaaah!" and asking howard to talk up a record...

"no, don't go into norm"

sour...sour...

howard has discovered coffee

haha when they were trying to describe a kurig to him "i dont want pod"

i am totally clicked out at the minute, how is the show these days?

its ok. there's too many cringy pre recorded bits.

What, like Sal & Rich stuff?

no they've hired like 40 new writers for shit. it sux. the best stuff is still the staff drama/wackpack stuff. beetle was on recently and it was great. yesterday's fantasy football fight with michael rappaport also great.

Ah, that sounds kinda cack, my favourite moments have always been the staff drama stuff.

i still miss artie but my life is juuuust pathetic enough right now that i can listen to most of the show and im really enjoying it.

chaki I have no idea what you're referring to regarding pre recorded bits?

i could listen to them talk about coffee for three hours. i already did this week

im a late comer to the show, i've only listened since 2011, and i find most pre-9/11 shows a snooze. i like listening to it now because it reminds me of listening to my parents or my aunts and uncles talk. like how he was "destroyed" by his 2 day trip to LA. and getting all worked up about kidney stones from his starbucks. i love that shit. it's a shame because most people still think "howard stern -> throwing meat at lesbians" or black jeopardy or fart jokes. the sirius era especially is like watching a baseball game or going fishing. time is a river

chaki I have no idea what you're referring to regarding pre recorded bits?

are you serious? you dont hear how they will suddenly go to a full 5 minute bit precommercial? plus all the mitt romney, hilary, arnold, bill cosby impersonator stuff?

Jeff the drunk's lump calling in is funny.

in the '80s he sounded like a kvetching, blinkered aluminum-siding salesman with no self-respect.

yah eric andre should be in the artie chair for a week or something.

ah...do you mean the bumpers? As in "You're listening to the HSS...and now, a word from Crazy Alice..."

those are hella annoying. I usually just turn down the volume for a few minutes. They don't have commercials on the on demand downloads.

ya the bumpers but there are like even more "concept" bits every day now like.. "here's donald trump going to the dentist robin.." ugh

i've only listened since 2011, and i find most pre-9/11 shows a snooze -- 2001 to 2010 sweet spot decade for me, covering the final years on terrestrial, emergence of artie, satellite. but i've gone back and listened to most of the 90s and i can tolerate late-90s the best.

the show's okay now, dull as it's ever been. appreciating no bobo. all the bits are horrible. i wonder who listens, though, outside of aging diehard fans.

i hate celebrity interviews.

same...I skip over all the interviews

https://youtu.be/DFTFV9DKlbY?t=40m48s

aug 16 2007 -- one of my favorites, partly because i like howard on the radio business + talking up records etc -- came up on mammary lane recently -- from the 40 minute mark, kenny the k

sorry, i think it was deleted. if anyone can find that on youtube, i'd like to hear it again.

on the recorded bits, more: i have a problem with impressions of wack packers in particular, like the fake riley martin and fake big foot, and the rest is morning rock radio pushing the boundaries of decency but with actual bad words which makes it even less funny. bill cosby "99 victims and i fucked every one," particularly unfunny and hacky and gross.

another hour of coffee. amazing

He'll be adding that to the list of questions for celebrities now..."So Amy, how do you take your coffee in the morning?"

beetlejuice vs. gary "battle of the wits" is a classic and that was pre-9/11.

There was a lot of great pre-9/11 stuff, comedy just doesn't age well dudes.

once you get familiar with the 90s cast, it's good. obviously a lot of the bits seem stupid or dated now but lots of great interpersonal stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmQ-W2ByEy4

Gange looking like the guy who shot Cyrus in The Warriors.

Man I miss Jackie, Fred, Howard and an assortment of second-string Stern people and Wack Packers in that (seemingly) tiny studio.

Listening to the History of... Act 4 at the minute and the seemingly relentless *cough* Homo *cough* Fag stuff is hair raising.

the show's okay now, dull as it's ever been. appreciating no bobo. all the bits are horrible. i wonder who listens, though, outside of aging diehard fans.

I hadn't listened for close to 20 years, and then started up again this year. I like the interviews -- in fact, the bits and all the "wack pack" characters start to feel soul-crushing after a while, while the interviews reveal Stern as not only a real person, but an INCREDIBLE interviewer. Seriously, he may be the best interviewer alive today. I usually don't give a shit about celebrity interviews either, but this guy had me interested in Mayim Bialik, Alex Baldwin, James fucking Taylor, David fucking Crosby.

I also like the stuff where he just talks about his life, Beth, etc. He's mellowed over the years (except when he gets mad at his own staff), and other than a juvenile sense of humor, he could be a better Barbara Walters than Barbara Walters.

great interview with colbert on right now

the bit as Cosby's driver was pretty great

I also like the stuff where he just talks about his life, Beth, etc. He's mellowed over the years (except when he gets mad at his own staff), and other than a juvenile sense of humor, he could be a better Barbara Walters than Barbara Walters.

what do you think of this classic 06 bit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2HEgm6fBnk
week 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwCQJz2WAAI
week 11

I think my favorite part of the show is when H loses his cool and screams. On Monday he was setting up a Beetlejuice game and there was some discussion about how many questions would be asked, when H yells "3 OUT OF 5 SEEMS RIGHT"

the coffee is a blessing that regard--he definitely seems way more energized.

anyone heard the artie podcast where he and Stuttering John talk?

great to hear artie breaking john's balls again, never tire of goofing on the audition tape, behind the scenes stuff, marci turk conspiracy insight.

Artie sounds so relaxed ...

yesterday's episode was really special from beginning to end. starting with harry nilsson, howie getting emotional in the elevator, jewel interview, mercury in retrograde...

I loved the announce bits and Howard trying to one-up Broadway Bill....W C! BS had me in tears

I must have missed the Harry Nillson part?

dont forget the goofing on the cbs oldies dj, which was amazing.

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yah i dont remember harry nilsson either?

"You're Breakin' My Heart" was played at the very beginning of the show. I listen to the show on demand on Sirius, and usually they play a couple songs or bits before "American Nightmare"

anyone heard the artie podcast where he and Stuttering John talk? then he kept talking about howard for a week.

calstars, your thoughts

oh, does artie keep talking about H on subsequent podcasts? If so, will listen...

The Marci stuff, if true, doesn't bother me. I just wish he'd spend more time goofing and less on interviews with celebrities that were A-list 20 years ago.

John is such a dumbazz, even moreso than Gary...still putting up with all the goofing from Artie. Feel so bad for the guy.