http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-smiths-songs-have-you-heard-2555
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:26 (eleven years ago)
“Just once, I would like to make a game where Mario takes his shirt off, but I know that I can never do this because the date that the world will end is written on Mario’s chest.”
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/pMHLQrX.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 30 May 2015 03:21 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/16-ways-human-body-actually-unbelievable-2536
"14. Running out of sweat is the only way a human body can die."
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Saturday, 30 May 2015 04:44 (eleven years ago)
Oh, look, it's 'Bruce' again aka Danish prime minister candidate Lars Løkke Rasmussen. I wonder if it's timed to coincide with the Danish election in a few weeks. That running joke freaks me out every time...
― Frederik B, Saturday, 30 May 2015 11:04 (eleven years ago)
damn they're on fire today
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)
different level
http://www.clickhole.com/article/incredible-listen-these-people-talk-about-worst-jo-2572
― olly, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:16 (eleven years ago)
doris is the best, especially the way she imitates the talking baby
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 07:23 (eleven years ago)
also
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-gazebos-forever-sullied-blow-jobs-transpired-the-2492
thanks clickhole for allowing me to say "blowjob gazebo" to 2 different people today
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 07:26 (eleven years ago)
Just came here to post that. Amazing.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 11:38 (eleven years ago)
Never mind all that: You lot! 'fess up!
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-film-buff-2563
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 11:54 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/finally-family-lineage-website-just-tells-you-bull-2514
The site linked in the story works.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:56 (eleven years ago)
funny when they take potshots at their sponsors:
http://i.imgur.com/bOJyz1U.png
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/every-crepe-lover-will-recognize-man-who-hates-cre-2584
this is so dumb but I can't stop laughing
― DJP, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:29 (eleven years ago)
The man who hates crepes belongs in Punishment World.
i recently reread the "pictures of jen larry" article and realized i love the ones that become insane sermons that end with "Amen."
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:27 (eleven years ago)
Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 8 June 2015 15:40 (eleven years ago)
What Is A Nice Fruit To Have At Night?
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/pharaohs-silicon-valley-my-journey-through-google--2618
“This is the end of our journey together,” Upright Mammal informs me as we stand once again at the front entrance of the Google headquarters. “It was a pleasure revealing the hideous miracles of Google to you. Please accept this gift to remember your time here with us.”
He takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it to me.
On the front is a picture of the Google Chrome logo wearing bifocals. On the back is a handwritten note that says “Sergey Brin is a marionette that Larry Page built when he was a child. He has come to life and gone mad with power. Larry is afraid of him. Everyone is afraid of him. He lays eggs. Please send the United States military to destroy this place.”
I put the note into my pocket and tell Upright Mammal that I will treasure it forever.
“Please take me away from here,” Upright Mammal says to me as we shake hands. “The Puppet hears everything. He is more powerful than nature. He is what God has nightmares about.”
I give him my business card and tell him to keep in touch.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:08 (eleven years ago)
OMG that was amazing
― schwantz, Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:19 (eleven years ago)
yes
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 June 2015 05:23 (eleven years ago)
inspirational
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 June 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)
the letters were scary
― pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2015 13:55 (eleven years ago)
the videos are always my favorites
http://www.clickhole.com/video/beautiful-gay-couple-argues-parking-lot-2507
― it me, Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:36 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-types-boyfriend-every-woman-goes-through-2582
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/two-faces-face-should-have-been-divided-horizontal-2616
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:09 (eleven years ago)
The article tags at the end are often as funny as the content above it
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/D0QqG4g.png
― gr8080, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:48 (eleven years ago)
Still, as fond as my memories of my dad are, my thoughts each year on Father’s Day are invariably tinged with pain, since it also happens to be the birthday of the bear that killed and ate my late father.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 June 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/disgusting-isis-just-released-2-star-review-aeropl-2620
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:41 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/use-sliders-brush-these-cute-boys-bangs-side-2577
― gr8080, Monday, 22 June 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)
that is extraordinarily satisfying
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 22 June 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
hang on wait, what is the correlation between the silicon valley one and mh's username??
― I ain't got no bites / Bad itches is the only thing that I like (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)
I was the tour guide
― Upright Mammal (mh), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)
Yes! The Sky!
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)
If you’re looking to go all the way with a Middle English poetry nut, just tell them all about how Chaucer was imprisoned and ransomed for a large sum during the Hundred Years’ War, and they’ll be ripping off your clothes and taking you to Fuckville in no time.
― goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/crazy-fan-theory-about-jeopardy-actually-makes-tot-2627
― papa was a rolling stoner retro psych space thread (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/embarrassing-us-ranked-182nd-world-alphabetically-1855?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)
So has Clickhole really reduced its updates or what?
― emil.y, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)
they took last week off but other than that no
― ciderpress, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:57 (ten years ago)
Oh, is there a reason for that? (Now I'm worried that there is a really obvious reason and I'm an idiot.)
― emil.y, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)
not really? friday was a holiday in the US but that's not really a reason to drop the whole week.
― ciderpress, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:07 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-when-johnny-depp-heard-8-year-old-fan-wa-2658
― goole, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/dont-have-dice-handy-dice-simulator-gives-you-numb-2710
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:05 (ten years ago)
lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/pants-these-nerds-2326?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/cartoon-does-bad-job-explaining-what-privilege-2683
― a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
crossover/worlds collide
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-assume-honore-de-balzac-thought-after-drinking-each-of-his-fifty-daily-cups-of-coffee
― Tlon, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (silby), Friday, 10 July 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/11-microbrews-you-have-try-summer-423
― goole, Monday, 13 July 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)
still think the earlier collegehumor version of that article was better tbh
― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 July 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)
megan fox out-clickholes clickhole:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ6K-ZDWUAA8tvd.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)