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I am number two.

You are number six.

seeing Serenity tonight.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

I work... better not direct link or they'll know I'm here!! dub dub dub dot infoxchange dot net dot au.

haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Pompous expat Australian hipsters in being complete wankers with no clue shocka:

You don't mind your cultural inputs being constrained to Singaporean levels of harmlessness by the father-knows-best state, and missing out on art and culture that people abroad get to see because some pentecostals don't like the sound of it?

I'm afraid I can't agree with you there. I find the idea of my horizons being forcibly narrowed to suit the whim of some small-minded bigot, of the stupid dictating what everyone else can see or say, thoroughly repugnant. And all the sunshine, good coffee, funky local shops and miscellaneous comfort Melbourne has to offer don't make up for it.

What say you all of this attitude? Maybe its just me but I wanna scream GET ONE PERSPECTIVE at him. The guy's been in london barely a year and he bitches non stop about how crap back home is and how he might never come back because oooh, they banned one film or ohhh, there are people with some kind of RELIGION who happen to be in politics.

Whats that old saying? "God help us if there's a war". F'kin ell.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

(sorry thats an LJ quote from someone I know, after I bailed him up for bitching about the request for OFLC review of some new film that hasnt even been banned that made him suggest he will never come back to Aus. I mean good lord.)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

is that an individual who is often known by a three letter acronym of his initials?

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Interesting place to work, Haitch?

Trayce, I plan to flee the country one day, maybe permanently, but I know a whole lot of countries suck many, many times harder and I will never forget I had it really good here as a young man.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Heh yes Jim, it is indeed. I'm not going to say anything unfair here, but I find him... erm... frustratingly unusual lets say.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, yeah, well, we all know about him, don't we?

God, there's so much I wanna say - reckon he reads this?

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

He may do, so I think I should shut up now.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Word.


N'GLAAAYVEN!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.princeton.edu/~rshamim/JAVA/ORF201/integra/Integra_files/Frink.gif

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

God, fairly close, innit?

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

not as close as that ad where the three guys are watching sport on the middle guy's mobile phone.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

Whats close? *confused*

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Jim OTFM.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

yeah I enjoy it mikey, mind you it'll be better when they find a replacement for my old admin role and I'll be able to give invoicing the arse and concentrate on more interesting stuff full-time.

I think it's more exciting and subversive, having BANNED FILMS nowadays. I know I have a copy of... was it "ken park", that last big hoo-hah? I got a DVD rip of that on principle... AND never watched it!

haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

how do i get one leg up into your kind of field, haitch>

Trayce, we're talking about our mutual friend's appearance.

Hahah, we can discuss it at the FAP.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

invoicing the arse

i read this out of context and it put odd thoughts in my head

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

'paying the rent'

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Ohhh haha I see Mikey =)

Yeah are we still on for tomorree nite? I finish work about 4, 4.30 so I could be at Pause by 5 I reckons, if someone wanted to kick off early. Maybe I should start a FAP thread...

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

I'll be dere about six. I wanna know people will turn up, though.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Well I will :)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Its not like its out of my way ;) hehe.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Start a thread.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

MELBOURNE 4 LYFE: TRICKS 'N' PIMPS: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - FAP FRIDAY 22/7/05

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Jeeze, THREADKILLA.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

N'GLAAAYVEN!

THANK YOU for spelling this word. I am in heaven, and henceforth will use the fuck out of it.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Went to the gym this morning for the first time in nine days and I am SO SORE. My triceps kill so much I couldn't open the bloody windows.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

tri... ceps?

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

he'll tri and lift anything using them.

haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

if i have any they're well obscured by man boobs

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robertuniverse.com/davidgentle/images/tricep%20muscle%20chart.jpg

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

"rope".

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

SHUP LAH

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

[this is my current phrase of choice]

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Bet the FAP will be just like this thread. Great gaps of half an hour where nobody says anything, Haitch will poo-poo any converstion I start, Andrew will call just to say he doesn't like mongrel FAPs and Eisbär will suddenly appear out of nowhere.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

it's almost "help us" backwards, in a sort of liverpudlian accent xpost

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

it really is!

estela (estela), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Haha if Tad appeared out of nowhere (or Ned or Jules or someone) I'd die of a heart attack I think.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

it's almost "help us" backwards, in a sort of liverpudlian accent xpost

Crikey so it is. You're freaking sharp as.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking my post looked a bit too eager but adam's use of 'Crikey' has laid my fears to rest.

estela (estela), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

Warranted IMO. Jim, are you one of them freak peoples what see a word and OCD-ily make anagrams out of it?

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Because I want to be able to do that.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

nar. actually i saw "hal pus" first and it grew from there

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

santos l halpus?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Lady calls, says "omg you've almost got the job"

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

Fahhn-TAST-ICK.

I dunno, I talk heaps at FAPS. The last one was awesome, I was afraid I'd be really shy, but it was grouse.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

what do you have to do before they confirm it? do you have to have a 'fireside chat' with the ceo? do you have to do aptitude tests? do you have to shave off all your pubes?

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

It sucked, there was a time I was on a powerful anti-depressant called Effexor and I'd go out and just couldn't talk. I'd be able to follow conversation, but the act of speaking was like swimming through treacle. Jesus, I could barely tie my shoes for six months.

Glad I'm much better.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Adam must snatch a pebble from the CEO's palm.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)


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