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Can we pilot ships by you?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness.

We can cure you of your horniness! All you must do is worship deeply and vigorously our sacred symbol of fertility!

― International Brotherhood of the Ten-Inch Wang (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Firstly, I must point out that this thread has virtually nothing to do with my heart.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

By "heart" I clearly meant "clitoris."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ever worried about others' reactions to your horniness?

I am never worried about it. They can react or not, doesn't matter.

Do you believe horniness to be genetic, or learned?

Speculating as to whether horniness is genetic or learned would force me to consider whether or not my parents were or are horny, and I absolutely refuse to do this. My mother already told me once that my dad isn't circumsized, and that was horror enough for me, thanks. I'm going with learned.

There are some religious groups that claim to be able to "cure" you of your horniness. Hoow do they make you feel?

Like sending them a case of sex toys.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, if I weren't feeling so stressed out and un-sexy at the moment, I'd be horny, too. And once again, it would be for you.

Geez, at least email me!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

By "heart" I clearly meant "clitoris."

In that case, yes, I would agree. This is the thread closest to my clitoris.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you holding your splendid crotch up next to the screen?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

One of these days, I'll be able to post something to this thread that doesn't make me ashamed to exist.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, at least email me!

Luna: Resident ILX Sex Therapist

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That makes me sound a little too much like Dr. Ruth...

Anyway, speaking of sex toys, while doing a little online shopping for my best friend's bridal shower/bachelorette party yesterday, I bought more for myself than for her.

I am a maniac.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the count on your toy collection?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's have a full inventory

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

recommendations pls.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Teens, maybe it's time you start that thread...

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Off the top of my head:

8 vibrators: one pink glitter, one purple with anal probe thing, one rabbit, one mini 'whisper quiet' (I ordered that one yesterday), one jelly, one that lights up (why, I really couldn't say), one g spot stimulator and the hitachi magic wand.

4 dildoes: one red, one 'lifelike', one 'suction mounted' and one glass.

anal beads, a butt plug or two, panties with remote, the 'butterfly massager', and handcuffs, as well as an assortment and array of lubes, potions and ungents. Oh, and honey dust with application feathers.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Honey dust?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

panties with remote

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

*jaw drops*

SO JEALOUS

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/assets/product_images/0220.jpg

Pure, rich honey is used in this soft and erotic flavored body dust. Brush it onto your lover with the handcrafted feather duster and your lover will feel like an exotic, perfumed breeze is blowing against their bare skin. Then gently trace your lover's contours with your mouth and intake the sweet smell and taste of honey while you both enjoy the silky smooth feel of the Honey Dust between your warm bodies. Delicious.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*enlightened*

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

panties with remote

LIKE THE BATMOBILE!?!?!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*speaking into watch/spy-phone*

HE'S GETTING AWAY...PANTIES, I NEED YOU, STAT!

*panties leap into action*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, does it light up so you can find it in the dark?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha - not exactly, nick. (but seriously, how cool would that be?)

and it might, Jimmy, I really have no idea why. Maybe they think that the cervix doesn't get enough light.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's ment to be used in conjunction with a speculum?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

...like those magnifying eyeglasses with the little flashlights attatched?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly, but I think it'd get in the way, more than anything.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I guess that's a few too many vegetables in the pie...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

And so I will not be concentrating on work at all for the rest of the day.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite the metaphor, that is.

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Because of pie?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

heh. Not as good as "mayonnaising," but colorful nonetheless.

Is luna mayonnaising today?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll have to draw your own conclusions.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And no, not because of the pie (though I agree, quite the analogy) but it was at about that point that I realized I should give up the pretense altogether.

What I should really do is go home and ... well, go home.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Right... a lot happens between those ellipsese...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I got totally satisfied today, and then immediately came down with chills, fever, whole-body ache and a 101 fever. DON'T DO IT, KIDS!!

I'm not sure I "got totally satisfied" today (actually, I'm pretty sure I haven't been totally satisfied since the last Presidential election) (the last last one) (no, wait, the LAST last last one), but the same shit happened to me, too! I just got home from work and I feel like I was put on a rack and filled with spit. DON'T DO ANYTHING, KIDS!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear I am in danger of spontaneously combusting.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang in there. As Dan Rather would say, "Courage."

Maybe thinking of Dan Rather will ease your pain?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://crankygreg.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/ratherbeet.jpg

"Think about something else."

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Um no. Not at all.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me pull out the Andy Rooney on you.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-boyfriend left a couple of comments on my blog yesterday, and I've been horny-and-maudlin ever since

(as opposed to, like, just horny)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that's a horrible combo. my sympathies.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Dan Rather the Bea Arthur of tv news men? I think yes.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not even sure Andy Rooney would work. It's been the last several days now, and no matter what I do, it's not abating.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Flog your cooter.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne is very wise.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I did that!

It was hot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Then there is no hope for you.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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