Society is in the gutter

lol i was just thinking about this thread. some classic quotes imo.

McWilliams is the perfect nothing fuckwith to bookend the Celtic tiger.

He did alright for himself in its aftermath

yeah but I mean consider the validity of the measure

Society may be in the gutter but it used to be in the sewer

Anyway, we're missing the point. What are we to do with this nationwide infestation of Bebo clones and boy-racers??

everywhere i look a 9-yr old has an ipad now. i don't even have an ipad. what's wrong with this picture.

cyber children roam the streets, roided up on data

smothered in their data cocoon, they forget the use of speech and mindmeld with their robot brethren through the furious click-clacking of computer keys

this generation has long ago "swiped left" on morals and values

gleefully dismantling society "piece by piece"? there's an "app" for that

we "liked" things in my day too. we "liked" them. oh we "liked" them alright.

you used to have to type a number on your smartphone, now you just pull a nasty face at a pensioner and it'll speed dial your whole gang

i stuck my penis in the headphone jack of my smartphone the other day - not a policeman in sight. i did it again. nothing. i called them to tell them i'd done it - not their problem, not me guv.

i can't figure out how to snap a chat for the life of me. i got one the other day and nearly had a seizure. when i was a kid, we could chat without the wonders of visual editing technology.

I remember when a Yorkie could barely fit in your hand. 'Tis all downsizing and up-pricing these days....

Seriously though, smaller Yorkies are a fucking travesty

remember when lifesavers used to be hard?

My google search for "Bebo Clone" was dissappointing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoGTkOtSc18

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-poo-bm-bargains-southport-9436282

taking a b.m. in b&m

Fucking hell.

siitg Brazilian style

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIvt4sEWoAEQiIN.jpg

"percussionista lesbica"?

needs more teeth

don't worry, Alan Titchmarsh is here to save us

TITCHMARSH'S MANIFESTO FOR BRITAIN: CELEBRITY GARDENER PLEDGES TO RESTORE COMMON SENSE TO PARLIAMENT

1. Election campaigns to last one day - not five weeks.

2. Anyone who throws litter out of a car will spend a week working at the local tip.

3. Sell-by dates on food and antibacterial wipes will be abolished. Food lasts longer than you think and you need to build up your antibodies in the interests of not being a burden on the NHS.

4. Poldark will be screened every Sunday evening throughout the year

5. Wire coat-hangers will be banned

6. If you chop down a tree you plant another five to replace it.

7. All children will have lessons in nature and gardening from the ages of five through to 18.

8. Tweeting is to be outlawed and a charge of £100 a year levied on those who feel the need to go on Facebook.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144377/Watch-Cameron-Alan-Titchmarsh-reveals-ambition-MP-calls-Poldark-screened-year-bans-sell-dates-Twitter.html#ixzz3eYWKZK15
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RIP DM twitter feed

remember when he lost his cool at cesar millan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLVVrSUWwAAk0G_.jpg

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11831812_10207695193121550_4184049604962623457_n.jpg?oh=0a09f537500f90c502f82bd594061b68&oe=565602B4

CROSS-HATCHING OF THE 80'S

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/09/british-airways-fire-we-saw-the-smoke-the-smell-was-bitter-it-was-time-to-panic#comment-59084330

url is the most underrated liars EP, btw

👍

http://i.imgur.com/794sIYf.jpg

Best Underground American Noise Act of the Noise-Punk Era (ca. 1998-2005)

the last real

also non-retro, also immune to being licensed and used in marketing/ad industry

don't forget sweaty

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_28/1110576/150707-jared-fogle-mt-1234_d1576557f05c0d7b00efe180119ffefe.nbcnews-fp-1200-800.jpg

lol ... speaking as an "ivy league brat" who spent a lot of time making that scene a "scene"

loves his brats does jared

a bit too old

not sure how this didn't get posted already

with deep gratitude and appreciation https://medium.com/@on3ness/society-is-in-the-gutter-21c1b8bdff5f#.ur4vvil9k

One time I found a dead dog in the street. There was a boy, not much older than me, crying. I asked is this your dog. He just looked at me. Later we fought in the war together.

― ice crӕm, 25 August 2008 21:16 (1 year ago) Bookmark

i mean, i'd read that book.

― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:07 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly

some musings in response to that excellent blog post.

it is time that people woke up - this kind of thing is happening every day.

https://medium.com/@rmkf/a-thought-at-christmas-9914ae356f22#.scmbt5rfd

“We did not much like the Taliban in my village,” Haji Lal Pur said. “But at least they were Afghans and we understood each other. But now that Da’esh have come, we miss the Taliban.”

https://twitter.com/freddiedeboer/status/687345760711520256

the rustling of garbage is all we can hear