Jackass: the movie

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― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

they just came out with the 'unrated' DVD of Teh Movie, but I can't tell if the movie itself has been edited, or if it's just the extra half-hour of outtakes.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is Brad still allowed to play? Would Angelina approve?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hB3mPeK4A

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

can we still imbed videos?

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

Guess not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NskNnt9Davs

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

horrifying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3HQhnbq_I

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha the brad pitt "abduction"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

From the NY Times review, where they usually reveal why it got a rating ("Strong Sexual Content, Drug Use")

“Jackass Number Two” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Things you can’t even imagine.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha. have tix for tomorrow. can't wait.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine are interviewed in the Onion this week

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

the Onion sez

Just about the only thing that could make this movie any gayer would be cameos from John Waters and Rip Taylor and a closing Busby Berkley-style musical production number. Oh wait, it's got those too.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I love Busby Berkley. :)

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/53164

When Waters gazes over the American landscape and sees what his revolution in bad taste has wrought—vast armies of suburban teens lining up to see grown men drink horse sperm, do sadistic things with dildos, and vomit profusely—he must feel awfully proud.

Homoeroticism does have a long history in suburban skateboarder culture(where all these guys come from). hell, my best friend from high school would talk about the weird shit at skateboard camp.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmm, Bam Margera

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Jackass-2.jpg

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809266692/photo/stills

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

the best airplane experience I ever had was flying back from europe on virgin air and 75% of the plane was watching the first Jackass and laughing their asses off.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I did not see the first one in the theater as I had yet to have my jackass-guys-are-hot eureka moment. So I'm very much looking forward to it tomorrow. Also we are seeing it at the Alamo Drafthouse which means food + beer with movie. yay.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

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we saw the first flick in the theater. As my buddy said, "best eight bucks I spent all year"

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John Waters, Johnny Knoxville and "Steve-O" Stephen Glover in Paramount's Jackass: Number Two - 2006

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Easily the funniest thing I've seen all year, BUT:

1. Not enough Johnny Knoxville. Bam and Steve-O get more screentime, and the other players get even more than them. I don't mind Steve-O and a couple of the bit-players, but Bam is a bitch for the most part.

2. The Spike Jonze bits suck.

3. Much more mean-spirited and sadistic than the first movie or the TV show. The first one was defensible as physical comedy, pure and simple - I could recommend it to my parents and they loved the movie. This one, not so much, it's got a much harder edge, more gross-outs, and you have to get off (to some degree) on watching people be miserable.

4. Bodily fluids AHOY

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad I hadn't read a review that spoiled the Berkley ending.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

3 follows from 1 presumably. WIldboyz and the Bam Show were both pretty awful.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

hilarious

and there seemed to be a normal amount of johnny knoxville, unless you are in love with him or something.

and i didn't think it was mean-spirited at all. i mean comparatively.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 September 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

Also we are seeing it at the Alamo Drafthouse which means food + beer with movie

i think this tops the list of movies i would never want to see while eating...

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

this was fucking hilarious. funniest movie i've seen all year.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20391175-601,00.html

steve-o gives up the animal stuff

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY_oGot_T4M

best 10-second bit of the first movie

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen any Jackass, but I saw the Bam show and loved his mom's astonished reactions, and the subtitles for the slob uncle.

I'd also gladly make Bam my bitch IF I could tape his mouth shut (or otherwise plug it).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I like how people rush on-camera just to capture their vomiting.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

the slob uncle's scenes were deleted from the film due to his pedo charges

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

seriously? I thought knoxville did way more this time.

two words: TOO SHORT. otherwise, fantastic.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

well, they've already made a profit on the flick, since this thing pulled in $28M over the weekend.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think I might join the chorus of gay gays going "mmmmm...homoerotic!" if I didn't faintly suspect some of Jackass crew weren't the victims of sexual abuse as children.

Actually, I'm not sure I really believe this but I kinda do like saying it for the buzzkill.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

that doesn't make any sense.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

My understanding is that self-injury is one later manifestation of sexual (and other kinds of) abuse; whether it is in fact in a league with things like cutting, bulemia, etc. is something I know nothing about.

One key difference between what happens in Jackass and things like cutting is that people who self-mutilate tend to do it in private.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

yes, I would keep your broad generalizations to yourself.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure what broad generalization I've just made other than "people who self-mutilate tend to do it in private," which actually undercuts whatever argument I've made.

OK, the thing about gay men approving of Jackass is also something of a broad generalization but it's one played out in my small cirlce of friends and...other places.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Although you admitted that you were trying to be a buzzkill assuming that the jackass guys must have been abused children b/c of what they do now is making some pretty broad assumptions and just a generally sucky thing to say. Is every adolescent who skates handrails an abuse victim? You think you can pick out people with fucked up pasts so easily?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I kinda do think that violence directed towards the self really does strongly suggest past trauma, even if it's not a universal or a given (nb: I said "faintly suspect" earlier).

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I think I'm gonna drop the subject because I fear this all could get rather heavy in the wrong way rather fast.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

To summarize my feelings I shall very poorly paraprahse a Dave Chappelle stand-up bit:

Dave orders chicken in some deep south restaurant. The man says he knew that's what Dave was going to order. "How did you know that?" Dave asks, surprised. "Because everybody knows black people and chicken go together." Dave says, "I was very upset. I was not ready to hear that. Here I was, thinking I liked chicken because it tasted delicious. Turns out it's because I'm genetically disposed to like chicken. Now I'm afraid to eat it in public. 'Look at him. He sure loves that chicken'"

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I've already asked to have my posts deleted from this thread, thanks.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I was trying to be more light-hearted. :(

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Steve-O is pretty self-destructive in real life, it seems, what with his heavy substance abuse. I predict he'll pull a Chris Farley any day now. It's a wonder he hasn't already.

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

I have paid money to see Stevo do this shit in person. And I enjoyed it!

― Jeff. (Jeff), Sunday, 24 September 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

steve o's dad was a top exec at del monte and ran south american coca-cola. rich kid.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

ste o also went to clown college, iirc

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

there is a fair amount of evidence to back mike up about sexual acting out, violence to self, etc when it cmoes to sexual abuse suffers, its not outside the realm

and well bams uncle?

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Here's my comment: Bam does the least stupid things in that movie...and well, i find some of the stunts way too far-fetched...However i totally adore Steve O,Ryan Dunn and Johnny Knoxville of course....But Bam...boy, he's something else...

― bam psycho (bam_psycho), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Just saw this for the first time...at the Museum of Modern Art. (There were old folks who sat through the whole thing, tottered out on their canes.)

I laughed plenty, but it didn't necessarily seem funnier than the MTV eps.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

(also flinched most at the paper cuts scene)

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

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