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no, i mean that in the first set they mimic the side-to-side style wave of the human, and in the last one the bear mimics the up-and-down style wave of the human. they recognize different waving styles.

slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:59 (eleven years ago)

like i think it would blow their minds if the queen stopped by. they'd be like "dwight, did you see that shit?" because they'd never seen a queen wave before.

slugbuggy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:27 (eleven years ago)

lol

JF otm though - seattle game farm - they wave for fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI1IWOLl5YU

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:32 (eleven years ago)

so clevah

j., Thursday, 14 May 2015 01:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GBpeFJtka8

A little freaked out by this dude tbh

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:35 (eleven years ago)

Yeah that's totally weird.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:42 (eleven years ago)

put him in a trenchcoat and a slouch hat and he could walk down the street incognito pretty effectively

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)

like ben grimm walking the streets of ny

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:51 (eleven years ago)

evolution is coming to get us

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:30 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear maybe? :(

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)

jesus, that's sad as hell

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:56 (eleven years ago)

If a bear ever charges me and pins me down, I swear I'll look him in the eye and say, "you're right to do this, we're a vile species" before he starts eating my face.

#HipsterTroll has been blocked. #BringItOn (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 May 2015 12:15 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

If "me" is a garbage can

http://i.imgur.com/pEX6G8p.jpg

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:53 (eleven years ago)

i see that as a bear putting the trash out for collection.

koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

bear put trash out for collection for me

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:53 (eleven years ago)

I'm imagining a scenario where a family of bears has moved in next to a really nosy neighbor who's always peering out the window trying to see what those curious bears are up to.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)

http://www.trashday.co/ contractor

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:08 (eleven years ago)

All bear staff!

nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:13 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn.ltstatic.com/2009/March/DR781199_429long.jpg

Tim, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:20 (eleven years ago)

Bear say "What'll ya have?" to me.

nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:02 (eleven years ago)

Bear say no gluten to me

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:03 (eleven years ago)

officer bearbready

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:13 (eleven years ago)

http://www.jehsmith.com/1/2015/06/rachel-dolezal-and-the-spectre-of-trans-species-identity.html

Bear cults survived throughout Europe into the 12th century, and they were based on the belief that their members were ancestrally related to bears and could take on a visibly ursine nature in ritual circumstances. These traditions were broken up by force by the late middle ages, and now, today, 'western' human beings think of themselves as existing across a vast ontological gap from other animal species, and regard non-western claims of trans-species identity as vestiges of comically unscientific, primitive ways of apprehending the world (poets still sometimes return to these ways, but when they do we assume they are just being poets). But this prejudice is the result of a distinct local history: the same local history that for so long insisted on an ethnographically anomalous binary gender distinction between male and female.

j., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:24 (ten years ago)

http://gawker.com/attack-cat-to-curiosity-bear-take-a-hike-big-fella-1713812085

j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:19 (ten years ago)

Curiosity bear? Is that a typo or a usage that I am unaware of?

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:35 (ten years ago)

self-explanatory name for a curious bear imo

j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)

love that video. my mother's tiny papillon once chased off a much larger bear than that in colorado. im attached to the dog and she emailed me to say that he ran after a bear and was presumed dead. 10 minutes later he came back perfectly fine, bear to be seen.

ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:10 (ten years ago)

bear nowhere to be seen.

ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)

What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

Nature abhors a surprise.

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:26 (ten years ago)

yet bears DO make leaps

j., Friday, 26 June 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33323309

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:11 (ten years ago)

would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc

skiirp!! skiirp!! (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)

people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?

koogs, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:27 (ten years ago)

It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:20 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/q3a8kVo.jpg

If I'm understanding correctly, this is a new bear falling from a tree in Boulder, CO today (or recently). Details from fb friend are sketchy.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:59 (ten years ago)

Looks like a bear rapture, tbh.

nickn, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

Haha!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)

did they catch it?!?

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:36 (ten years ago)

Yes, bear was caught and is being released in the woods outside of town.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)

would request an abbott drawing of this tableau

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:39 (ten years ago)

Alternately, could someone photoshop a cape on this bear?

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:40 (ten years ago)

spring-boots

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:41 (ten years ago)

basketball and backboard shattering

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:15 (ten years ago)

fart lines

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:21 (ten years ago)

assumption of bear

drash, Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

copies, to make bearleader pyramid

j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

An enthusiastic bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSvdTQyplE

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 16 July 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)


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