why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!

ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)

i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:20 (eleven years ago)

Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)

A man is drowning
Christian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook

kinder, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)

lol

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)

He jumps in to save man

(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)

A man is drowning.

Kanamit

Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:41 (eleven years ago)

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)

not waving but Darwinism

CRABLE SAVVAGE (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)

the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown

computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEuwVPyUgAAkpav.jpg:large

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:35 (eleven years ago)

aesthetic choices on this one are really doing it for me

pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:52 (eleven years ago)

another david avocado wolfe discovered in its natural environment

https://i.imgur.com/lKUho3s.jpg

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:42 (eleven years ago)

okay so Wolfe may in fact be Chinese/Japanese

eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:48 (eleven years ago)

Cool anarchist mom

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:20 (eleven years ago)

love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:36 (eleven years ago)

I think I know at least one person who probably has all those aspects

ultimate american sock (mh), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:58 (eleven years ago)

So, mommy, what about all those wars back before there were any banks?

Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

Do you mean pre-agricultural?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:19 (eleven years ago)

To the best of my knowledge, the Mongols had no banking institutions when they swept across Asia into Europe.

Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)

But they were well supplied with psychopaths, tbf.

Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)

i wasn't aware there's been much archeological psychiatry done on the medieval Mongols

eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:29 (eleven years ago)

it looks like the mongols had some currency in the 1200s soon

ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)

that was supposed to be "..sooooo...."

ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:21 (eleven years ago)

david avocado wolfe needs to learn how fucking speech bubbles work cuz the cool anarchist mom is answering her son's question before he asks it

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 May 2015 10:16 (eleven years ago)

Son is being sarcastic in middle of mum's boring lecture

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 18 May 2015 10:41 (eleven years ago)

love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars

This vibe is really strong where I live; I saw a young man and woman with their baby at the farmer's market and hippie natural foods co-op the other day, he was wearing this shirt:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0.jpg

joygoat, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:29 (eleven years ago)

he probably didn't get any good deals on sprouts

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 May 2015 15:31 (eleven years ago)

so confused by this combination

Nhex, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:56 (eleven years ago)

The woman I went to high school with who opened a natural foods co-op (pastured chicken, local ranch beef, etc.) is also super right-wing, loves Ron Paul, anti-vaxxer and has a sideline in selling essential oils.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)

Which shouldn't be surprising, given that Whole Foods was founded by a libertarian nutbag, I guess.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:11 (eleven years ago)

that is actually a thing, people who are sure big government and big business are after you

you can't crack down on business, though. business is good.

ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)

Couldn't give it a week, could they?

http://i.imgur.com/rKl52oj.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)

What about severe head trauma?

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 06:29 (eleven years ago)

the beautiful thing about severe head trauma is nobody can take it away from you

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 08:38 (eleven years ago)

crystallites of crosses

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 24 May 2015 01:06 (eleven years ago)

:)

drash, Monday, 25 May 2015 23:24 (eleven years ago)

go ask no forward always

computer champion (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)

What if you don't ask, but just go after what you want? Will the answer still always be no?

Aimless, Monday, 25 May 2015 23:54 (eleven years ago)

ask or go ask, there is no forward

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:26 (eleven years ago)

...always

Evan, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)

go ask no forward always
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, May 25, 2015

was, of course, gonna make that exact post

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 01:32 (eleven years ago)

This isn't an art thing, but...

http://i.imgur.com/th1rh1I.png

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 05:56 (eleven years ago)

SADLY,

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 09:58 (eleven years ago)

3 percent of Facebookers is over 43 million shares so that's pretty good really

gong mad (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:31 (eleven years ago)

Memorial-season uptick in magical thinking from Gold Star Mom in my Facebook friends. At this point a bird shitting on this woman's shoulder will be presented as evidence that her Dead Ranger Son is communicating from beyond the grave. And the idiots who continually affirm this nonsense...

Also just FYI, there's a THING amongst soft-headed dog owners after a canine death in the family where Fido will see you again at the Rainbow Bridge. NO.

scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:59 (eleven years ago)


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