same site:
5 Things Every Girl Should Know Before Dyeing Her Hair Pastel
― koogs, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link
14 Unexpected Ways to Eat Bananas
― koogs, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link
lol whipped cream 'with only 3 ingredients'
― kinder, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stereogum.com/1801007/nyc-luxury-hotel-testing-accommodations-on-lenny-kravitz-before-opening/news/
― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/azSYrD5.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 16 May 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
https://www.google.ca/search?q=max+pitch-slapped
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link
jesus
― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/techmeme-slambook/
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link
oh nevermind that's all inside baseball
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Wealthy Chinese man buys two gold Apple Watch Editions for dog, prompts bizarre controversy
― Lee626, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 12:53 (nine years ago) link
Tuhao is a derogatory Chinese term that refers to people who are rich, but lack corresponding social graces. Were it around at the time, Americans might have used the word to refer to the Clampett family from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Yes, I think Americans are familiar with the concept, thanks.
But that said, this is an entertaining tag page: http://shanghaiist.com/tags/tuhao
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link
Tuhao dude tries to win girl's heart via drone, she attacks it with a broom FTW.
― Lee626, Thursday, 28 May 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7L59MQ8.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link
http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Post-writer-attacked-at-Jerusalem-coexistence-hug-event-404423
― Mordy, Sunday, 31 May 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/05/31/jack_warner_arrested_ex_fifa_official_cites_onion_article_to_defend_himself.html
??
― 龜, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link
hoo boy
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 June 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2015/jun/11/board-member-had-longstanding-doubts-about-truthfu/
― 龜, Friday, 12 June 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
These matters aside, unlike elsewhere in the world, Australia's black and brown coal resources are low-sulphur and hence pollution-free. In contrast to windfarms they do not require vast tracts of land and disfigure the natural environment. Nor do they impose the detrimental health effects from low frequency noise and infrasound that, according to the Senate Committee on Wind Turbines, appear to affect 10 to 15 per cent of the population.
From here: http://www.afr.com/opinion/columns/green-energy-generates-big-costs-for-little-gain-20150621-ghtluw
― badg, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history/2014/08/john_hancock_s_declaration_of_independence_signature_was_it_too_big.html
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Saturday, 4 July 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link
These Are 13 Of The Best Trading Floor Pranks Of All Time
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150713/downtown/chicago-moves-ban-gun-shaped-cellphone-cases
― Jeff, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
shit that looks like an onion article and is:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKDsDyyXAAAcBIQ.png
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 July 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link
omg
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 17 July 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/nearly-40000-demand-south-carolina-remove-slave-memorial-because-it-shames-whites/
“The African American Monument depicts slave ships, mistreatment and words such as ‘segregation’ and ‘Jim Crow,'” the petition states. “This being the case, it is undeniable that this monument can and does serve to invoke in the white community feelings of shame, humiliation and offense, serving as a constant reminder of the dark history of slavery.”
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Saturday, 18 July 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.texasmonthly.com/daily-post/almost-half-texas-believes-military-invasion-likely-coming-and-finally-conspiracy-crowd
sometimes im like "tx isn't so bad"
this isn't one of those times
― head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-22/these-superhumans-are-real-and-their-dna-could-be-worth-billions
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 09:00 (nine years ago) link
A friend and I discussed on FB yesterday the fact that you could easily switch the text of these two articles and nothing would change. It's Poe's Law in action.
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-already-knows-everything-he-needs-to-know-abou-17990
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/michigan-town-blocks-muslim-mans-secular-scout-camp-over-fears-its-a-secret-isis-training-ground/
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 24 July 2015 11:07 (nine years ago) link
Was kind of briefly wondering if rawstory.com is even a real news site, since on the side panel there was also this story:
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/man-dons-knights-templar-costume-to-scare-away-muslims-from-new-york-military-recruiting-center/
― silverfish, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
Accompanied by his wife, the former Marine also brought along a bow and a quiver full of arrows, saying he doesn’t have a permit to carry a handgun.
― silverfish, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity : http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/
― StanM, Saturday, 25 July 2015 07:00 (nine years ago) link
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/womens-museum-becomes-womens-killer-museum.html?mid=twitter-share-thecut
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/music/heres-1000-people-playing-the-foo-fighters-125469380086.html
― écorché (S-), Friday, 31 July 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link
Headline in Norwegian paper just now: "Prisoner escapes from Bastøy [prison island] on a surfboard"
― July retires into a shrubbery. (Øystein), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link
the thing about lenny kravitz's dick falling out after he split his pantshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/lenny-kravitzs-dick-wants-to-fly-away#.yvGpy9jm1
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link
Too obvious for The Onion, but nevertheless:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/madd-chapter-president-charged-with-impaired-driving-resigns-1.2503162
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link
Man Sues Restaurant Known for Throwing Dinner Rolls After Being Hit by Bread
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link
I mean...
http://i.imgur.com/oVsLMsV.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/"Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl"
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 13 August 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
Aw crap I didnt read that one closely, its a satire. NM.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 14 August 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/aug/21/jonathan-franzen-considered-adopting-iraqi-orphan-young-people
― klu, Friday, 21 August 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link
needs to give his editor a raise imo
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/25/never-date-a-man-who-hates-beyonce?CMP=twt_gu
plausibly this is intentionally Onion-esque in its delivery, at the least I think this dude is adopting a persona, but it's presented as sincere so
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/08/us/politics/hillary-clinton-to-show-more-humor-and-heart-aides-say.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-3&action=click&contentCollection=Politics®ion=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article
"And there will be new efforts to bring spontaneity to a candidacy that sometimes seems wooden and overly cautious" is just a taste of the comedy within
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
Chris Brown bails on gay pride appearance because gay men were present
― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 08:08 (nine years ago) link
While totally applicable to the thread on title alone, I bet the onion would reject that article if a writer pitched it to them becuz it requires accepting that chris brown has a lesbian segment of his fanbase
― da croupier, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
Like this could be an onion headline and "Chris brown entertains lesbian dance party at pride" could be an onion headline
― da croupier, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vox.com/2015/9/9/9275611/victorian-era-life
― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
can't wait til they die of consumption
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link
Gabriel's workout clothes were copied from the racing outfit of a Victorian cyclist, and when he goes swimming, his hand-knit wool swim trunks raise more than a few eyebrows — but this is just the least of the abuse we've taken. We have been called "freaks," "bizarre," and an endless slew of far worse insults. We've received hate mail telling us to get out of town and repeating the word "kill ... kill ... kill." Every time I leave home I have to constantly be on guard against people who try to paw at and grope me. Dealing with all these things and not being ground down by them, not letting other people's hostile ignorance rob us of the joy we find in this life — that is the hard part. By comparison, wearing a Victorian corset is the easiest thing in the world.
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link
btw, "kill...kill...kill" is not a single word