"No he's dead"
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:42 (eleven years ago)
why is his head four times larger than everyone else's?
― soref, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:51 (eleven years ago)
it's swollen with grief
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)
surprised they didn't notice
dad's head was too
― j., Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:41 (eleven years ago)
you would be able to see that
if he was alive
but he's dead
I thought the big-headed character was so distraught by the taunting of the tiny-headed characters that instead of going home and giving its dad the flower for his birthday, it chose to go cry in a graveyard and dropped the flower next to a random gravestone.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:51 (eleven years ago)
bullying exhortation against bullying
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 9 May 2015 23:24 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/19fdMAk.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)
it's true, i have let countless people die because of lunch.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:17 (eleven years ago)
Hahaha that is so lacking in foundation that nobody with any sense should read that and think "Yeah this proves that Christianity is superior! Gotcha atheists!" but I know there are people high fiving about how this is a total truth bomb.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)
I just finished a reuben worth five or six drowners. xp
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:19 (eleven years ago)
Darwinism is about entire species and their fitness, so me not ensuring the survival of members of my species is kind of anti-Darwinist
that being the least of the probs here
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)
I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)
i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:20 (eleven years ago)
Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)
A man is drowningChristian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)
lol
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)
He jumps in to save man
(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
A man is drowning.
Kanamit
Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:41 (eleven years ago)
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)
not waving but Darwinism
― CRABLE SAVVAGE (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEuwVPyUgAAkpav.jpg:large
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:35 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11138643_10152751534496836_1340137489096556026_n.jpg?oh=32ed62acb6cc35940a32847621215fd5&oe=55D47EE1
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:51 (eleven years ago)
aesthetic choices on this one are really doing it for me
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:52 (eleven years ago)
another david avocado wolfe discovered in its natural environment
https://i.imgur.com/lKUho3s.jpg
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:42 (eleven years ago)
okay so Wolfe may in fact be Chinese/Japanese
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:48 (eleven years ago)
Cool anarchist mom
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:20 (eleven years ago)
love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:36 (eleven years ago)
I think I know at least one person who probably has all those aspects
― ultimate american sock (mh), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:58 (eleven years ago)
So, mommy, what about all those wars back before there were any banks?
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)
Do you mean pre-agricultural?
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:19 (eleven years ago)
To the best of my knowledge, the Mongols had no banking institutions when they swept across Asia into Europe.
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)
But they were well supplied with psychopaths, tbf.
i wasn't aware there's been much archeological psychiatry done on the medieval Mongols
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:29 (eleven years ago)
it looks like the mongols had some currency in the 1200s soon
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)
that was supposed to be "..sooooo...."
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:21 (eleven years ago)
david avocado wolfe needs to learn how fucking speech bubbles work cuz the cool anarchist mom is answering her son's question before he asks it
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 May 2015 10:16 (eleven years ago)
Son is being sarcastic in middle of mum's boring lecture
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 18 May 2015 10:41 (eleven years ago)
This vibe is really strong where I live; I saw a young man and woman with their baby at the farmer's market and hippie natural foods co-op the other day, he was wearing this shirt:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0.jpg
― joygoat, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:29 (eleven years ago)
he probably didn't get any good deals on sprouts
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 May 2015 15:31 (eleven years ago)
so confused by this combination
― Nhex, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:56 (eleven years ago)
The woman I went to high school with who opened a natural foods co-op (pastured chicken, local ranch beef, etc.) is also super right-wing, loves Ron Paul, anti-vaxxer and has a sideline in selling essential oils.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)
Which shouldn't be surprising, given that Whole Foods was founded by a libertarian nutbag, I guess.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:11 (eleven years ago)
that is actually a thing, people who are sure big government and big business are after you
you can't crack down on business, though. business is good.
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)
Couldn't give it a week, could they?
http://i.imgur.com/rKl52oj.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)
What about severe head trauma?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 06:29 (eleven years ago)