http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sylvia-driskell-nebraska-woman-files-lawsuit-against-every-gay-person-in-the-world-10230379.html
― Roz, Thursday, 7 May 2015 12:48 (eleven years ago)
I'm OK if we all chip in one penny and then have her settlement dumped down on her from above.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 May 2015 12:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/may/07/the-patriots-still-won-the-super-bowl-whether-tom-brady-is-a-or-not
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 13:48 (eleven years ago)
Odd how the URL is missing the word 'cheat'. But still contains the is a or (which normally get stripped from 'readable' URLs)
― koogs, Saturday, 9 May 2015 07:01 (eleven years ago)
Attorney: Spy chief had 'forgotten' about NSA program when he misled Congress
http://thehill.com/policy/technology/241508-spy-head-had-absolutely-forgotten-about-nsa-program
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 May 2015 13:36 (eleven years ago)
Florence Henderson Describes How Former NYC Mayor John Lindsay Gave Her Crabs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/08/florence-henderson-crabs_n_7246404.html
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 May 2015 14:13 (eleven years ago)
Nannette Phillips Charity · Top CommenterWell she's the one who wrote the book bragging about it.
idk how the Top Commenter appellation is derived but it always seems to deliver
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)
29 Recipes Every Millennial Should Know
(http://www.brit.co/best-real-world-college-to-real-life-recipes/)
― koogs, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:47 (eleven years ago)
same site:
5 Things Every Girl Should Know Before Dyeing Her Hair Pastel
14 Unexpected Ways to Eat Bananas
― koogs, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:49 (eleven years ago)
lol whipped cream 'with only 3 ingredients'
― kinder, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.stereogum.com/1801007/nyc-luxury-hotel-testing-accommodations-on-lenny-kravitz-before-opening/news/
― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 06:10 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/azSYrD5.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 16 May 2015 22:48 (eleven years ago)
https://www.google.ca/search?q=max+pitch-slapped
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 12:15 (eleven years ago)
jesus
― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/techmeme-slambook/
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:21 (eleven years ago)
oh nevermind that's all inside baseball
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)
Wealthy Chinese man buys two gold Apple Watch Editions for dog, prompts bizarre controversy
― Lee626, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 12:53 (eleven years ago)
Tuhao is a derogatory Chinese term that refers to people who are rich, but lack corresponding social graces. Were it around at the time, Americans might have used the word to refer to the Clampett family from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Yes, I think Americans are familiar with the concept, thanks.
But that said, this is an entertaining tag page: http://shanghaiist.com/tags/tuhao
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:29 (eleven years ago)
Tuhao dude tries to win girl's heart via drone, she attacks it with a broom FTW.
― Lee626, Thursday, 28 May 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/7L59MQ8.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2015 02:20 (eleven years ago)
http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Post-writer-attacked-at-Jerusalem-coexistence-hug-event-404423
― Mordy, Sunday, 31 May 2015 11:39 (eleven years ago)
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/05/31/jack_warner_arrested_ex_fifa_official_cites_onion_article_to_defend_himself.html
??
― 龜, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:49 (eleven years ago)
hoo boy
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 June 2015 14:53 (eleven years ago)
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2015/jun/11/board-member-had-longstanding-doubts-about-truthfu/
― 龜, Friday, 12 June 2015 00:06 (ten years ago)
These matters aside, unlike elsewhere in the world, Australia's black and brown coal resources are low-sulphur and hence pollution-free. In contrast to windfarms they do not require vast tracts of land and disfigure the natural environment. Nor do they impose the detrimental health effects from low frequency noise and infrasound that, according to the Senate Committee on Wind Turbines, appear to affect 10 to 15 per cent of the population.
From here: http://www.afr.com/opinion/columns/green-energy-generates-big-costs-for-little-gain-20150621-ghtluw
― badg, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history/2014/08/john_hancock_s_declaration_of_independence_signature_was_it_too_big.html
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Saturday, 4 July 2015 23:44 (ten years ago)
These Are 13 Of The Best Trading Floor Pranks Of All Time
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:25 (ten years ago)
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150713/downtown/chicago-moves-ban-gun-shaped-cellphone-cases
― Jeff, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)
shit that looks like an onion article and is:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKDsDyyXAAAcBIQ.png
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 July 2015 23:01 (ten years ago)
omg
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 17 July 2015 15:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/nearly-40000-demand-south-carolina-remove-slave-memorial-because-it-shames-whites/
“The African American Monument depicts slave ships, mistreatment and words such as ‘segregation’ and ‘Jim Crow,'” the petition states. “This being the case, it is undeniable that this monument can and does serve to invoke in the white community feelings of shame, humiliation and offense, serving as a constant reminder of the dark history of slavery.”
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Saturday, 18 July 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)
http://www.texasmonthly.com/daily-post/almost-half-texas-believes-military-invasion-likely-coming-and-finally-conspiracy-crowd
sometimes im like "tx isn't so bad"
this isn't one of those times
― head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:14 (ten years ago)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-22/these-superhumans-are-real-and-their-dna-could-be-worth-billions
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 09:00 (ten years ago)
A friend and I discussed on FB yesterday the fact that you could easily switch the text of these two articles and nothing would change. It's Poe's Law in action.
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-already-knows-everything-he-needs-to-know-abou-17990
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/michigan-town-blocks-muslim-mans-secular-scout-camp-over-fears-its-a-secret-isis-training-ground/
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 24 July 2015 11:07 (ten years ago)
Was kind of briefly wondering if rawstory.com is even a real news site, since on the side panel there was also this story:
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/man-dons-knights-templar-costume-to-scare-away-muslims-from-new-york-military-recruiting-center/
― silverfish, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:24 (ten years ago)
Accompanied by his wife, the former Marine also brought along a bow and a quiver full of arrows, saying he doesn’t have a permit to carry a handgun.
― silverfish, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity : http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/
― StanM, Saturday, 25 July 2015 07:00 (ten years ago)
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/womens-museum-becomes-womens-killer-museum.html?mid=twitter-share-thecut
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)
https://www.yahoo.com/music/heres-1000-people-playing-the-foo-fighters-125469380086.html
― écorché (S-), Friday, 31 July 2015 04:42 (ten years ago)
Headline in Norwegian paper just now: "Prisoner escapes from Bastøy [prison island] on a surfboard"
― July retires into a shrubbery. (Øystein), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)
the thing about lenny kravitz's dick falling out after he split his pantshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/lenny-kravitzs-dick-wants-to-fly-away#.yvGpy9jm1
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:56 (ten years ago)
Too obvious for The Onion, but nevertheless:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/madd-chapter-president-charged-with-impaired-driving-resigns-1.2503162
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 22:22 (ten years ago)
Man Sues Restaurant Known for Throwing Dinner Rolls After Being Hit by Bread
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 15:37 (ten years ago)
I mean...
http://i.imgur.com/oVsLMsV.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:23 (ten years ago)
http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/"Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl"
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 13 August 2015 23:14 (ten years ago)
Aw crap I didnt read that one closely, its a satire. NM.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 14 August 2015 00:05 (ten years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/aug/21/jonathan-franzen-considered-adopting-iraqi-orphan-young-people
― klu, Friday, 21 August 2015 20:10 (ten years ago)
needs to give his editor a raise imo
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/25/never-date-a-man-who-hates-beyonce?CMP=twt_gu
plausibly this is intentionally Onion-esque in its delivery, at the least I think this dude is adopting a persona, but it's presented as sincere so
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:11 (ten years ago)