everybody on ilx complains about reddit

Seems like if this guy wanted to have an intelligent conversation with this woman he could have tried that before they got married.

reddit is a very weird website/culture

I get the feeling my daughter will surpass my wife in intellect in grade school and I’m horrified at how they both will react when she’ll ask for help with her homework.

this is some Hermann J. Muller Repository for Germinal Choice level misanthropy

^^ ok, maybe I might have a learning disability.

source of our philosophy scholar:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx

p. sure "my wife managed to fake knowing for a 2 hour conversation and only when directly questioned even admitted to not being “familiar” with what it was all about" requires a reasonable level of intelligence.

She will teach their daughter to be well-paid middle management, if nothing else.

"it kind of sounds like you spent your entire relationship monologuing at her instead of dialoguing with her. since you like ayn rand i'm guessing that you are more inclined to monologuing than the average person."

love too monologuing

LOL philosophy kid is in response to equally LOLworthy question sent to the head of Valve:

Recently, I've begun to worry about the prospect of being a tech industry CEO, on grounds of the fact that all of them are extremely busy. It's not the workload that intimidates me; the job itself, I think, would be an enjoyable way to spend time. It's the fact that I'm afraid it may be something which goes beyond work, and takes over your entire lifestyle. I'm worried that, if I were to become CEO of Google, I'd have to be ready to make a crucial decision or get to the Googleplex at a moment's notice, 24/7. In this hypothetical outcome, I'd never be able to take vacations, I'd never be able to spend a few hours ignoring calls to pay attention to my family, etc. What's the point of having an $18.7 billion net worth if you never get the chance to spend a few hours walking around your city, throwing money at homeless people, stealing people's cars and replacing them with newer models, or filling every paid parking space in the city with an old car, not paying the meters, and having the cars towed, only to put each one back, and the city can't stop you because you can afford to keep paying the fines, and they don't have enough tow trucks to keep up with you?

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4di7qp

Even when I tried to argue that bats are legit animals, most of them completely harmless to humans and there is no such thing as transmutation, her argument was basically “still, you never know.”

The wife obviously has a thread somewhere else on Reddit about trolling her idiot husband.

xp my kind of poster

when i first heard "mo money mo problems" the thoughts haven't been new to me

srsly fuck anyone who thinks bats r legit animals

xp lol

sorry, lag∞n. you're funny, too. always feel like a dick when I 'xp lol'

<3 bats

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Myotis_sodalis.jpg

sorry, lag∞n. you're funny, too. always feel like a dick when I 'xp lol'

― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, May 4, 2015 6:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this wld be a good be a good passive agressive move tho

I've wanted to start a thread cataloging some of the most passive aggressive 'xp lol's, but I think it'd be locked

haha xxp

an 'xp lol' to oneself!?

wait. wins, you do know what 'xp' means, right?

http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/mammals/bats/greater-short-nosed-bat.jpg

yes and yes xp

had to investigate exactly the limits of your knowledge

in other words, I had to ask you a question

i have to investigate exactly the limits of your knowledge: are bats legit as fuck or no?

baby bats are legit as fuck

illegitimate bat

http://i.imgur.com/5VjFldx.jpg

philosophy bro dropping in at the end that he's a brony is golden

of course he is

apparently he also dropped out of high school and community college and stole a car at some point

must have been too easy

hard to tell philosophy brony's age from that post, he says "Att the age of 15, I understand" (emphasis added) but otoh maybe he'd reached the age of majority?

Could definitely have been 15, that was 3 years ago apparently.

Don't understand why that comment has -173 points, it must have positive quality, I guess I don't "get" "upvotes"

cause when you're fifteen
somebody tells you they hate you
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know

http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34whkj/tried_to_buy_sex_got_scammed_do_i_have_any_legal/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/342n93/serious_virgins_of_reddit_what_questions_do_you/

http://np.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2731jk/i_was_a_panzergrenadier_in_the_waffenss/chx06jy

thanking nazis for their service to their country is peak... something

And the redditor is called DownFallSyndrome.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51W45N1877L._SY300_.jpg

[–]Alder333[S] 2 points 11 months ago

Grandpa: Your Opa sounds like a good man. Warfare is not like what it used to be. Technology is everything, nothing is done by eyes or ears anymore. Politicians try to tell the generals how to fight and lawyers draw up the rule's of engagement. To be honest, i feel bad for you. As an officer in today's world your going to be dealing with frustration and political correctness that i never had to put up with.

It's true, the Waffen-SS didn't abide political correctness.

I guess there's a good chance this is fake.

http://www.redditblog.com/2015/06/the-button-has-ended.html

http://www.reddit.com/r/ButtonAftermath/comments/3925c8/your_pressiah_is_here_ama/

http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/10/8762839/jerks

Today, Reddit's leadership banned a handful of the site's communities, also known as "subreddits," after deciding they didn't fall in line with its new anti-harassment policies. The rules were announced in May and marked a significant shift in the company's attitude towards moderation, which for years was essentially a bullet point that said "don't do anything super illegal." That laissez-faire approach incubated some of the nastiest places on the internet, including subreddits like "Fat People Hate" — one of the communities that was just banned.

So now that Reddit is taking more control, the site's angry trolls are ready to burn down the house. They're already calling it the next Digg, which is probably the most serious threat you can make to the people who run Reddit, who live in perpetual fear of becoming the next Digg.

love the directness of that url

haha yes!

the jerks url called

everybody kicked off of reddit complains about reddit