there was some conversation on a 77 thread about terrible recipes for people who don't understand cooking, like this one
http://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/peanut-butter-chocolate-dessert
― jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)
sweet_but_i_bite Reviewed Jan. 5, 2015 "I love this recipe! I made it for my husband to take to a work dessert contest and won first place! I'm diabetic, so I tweaked the recipe a little to make it a little lower in sugar. I use light whipped topping, and sugar free pudding."
― jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)
jesus christ chocolate mayonnaise what a world
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 1 May 2015 10:01 (eleven years ago)
Could be worse:http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aqTFi1Mk--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/17x9kjm2fipgtjpg.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 05:31 (eleven years ago)
"semen flan" = two words i never wanted to think much less type, thanks for diminishing my humanity
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:05 (eleven years ago)
"and now you need to get more involved..."
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:30 (eleven years ago)
nooooooo xxpost
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:34 (eleven years ago)
xcpost?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:45 (eleven years ago)
chocolate mayonnaise still worse imo
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:40 (eleven years ago)
OK, it's your party..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 10:55 (eleven years ago)
Only if that's a euphemism.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 11:06 (eleven years ago)
ts: chocolate mayonnaise vs semen flan
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:05 (eleven years ago)
dammit i should have made that 'poo: chocolate mayonnaise or semen flan'
I'm not being antisocial, but...
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11046681_869774693069144_947083810103039762_n.jpg?oh=fdbdc65f94a834b7f1586cc07ada3f65&oe=55DC7AD7
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Friday, 8 May 2015 12:13 (eleven years ago)
they watch Game of Thrones.
That's a drama, innit?
― Mark G, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:34 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10394527_961899717172916_1248811214212131964_n.jpg?oh=6ec9c19c6a9b4576931b0951b28c388c&oe=55DEFB94&__gda__=1438589469_ab114bbff6c29070cb8d75075bdb02d4
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:50 (eleven years ago)
good luck with that
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)
chocolate mayonnaise cake is not weird, you guys! the mayonnaise just replaces the eggs and oil (or other fat) in the recipe. i think it was originally one of those emergency pantry recipes for when, you know, company's coming and you need a cake but ran out of eggs or whatever.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:17 (eleven years ago)
It's not like that's a particularly deep or insightful statement. How unique and interesting! You don't like stress or worry and want to be happy! Fascinating!
xp the thing about not being rich, not the thing about mayo cake, which is actually pretty interesting.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:19 (eleven years ago)
mayo cake is my mom's go-to chocolate cake recipe. it was my birthday cake for many years!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:26 (eleven years ago)
there are phone numbers you can call
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 May 2015 15:59 (eleven years ago)
someone please construct a Good Charlotte based rebuttal of this misguided post
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 8 May 2015 16:00 (eleven years ago)
http://www.values.com/
Good stuff here. Share and like.
― Evan, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:19 (eleven years ago)
http://quotes.values.com/quote_artwork/7282/large/friday_quote.jpg%3F1430421267
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1521842_723166044385699_6275619440678505073_n.jpg?oh=3d44b391bdc8296851e574c1ac870bb4&oe=560ADF7A
― nickn, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)
"No he's dead"
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:42 (eleven years ago)
why is his head four times larger than everyone else's?
― soref, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:51 (eleven years ago)
it's swollen with grief
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)
surprised they didn't notice
dad's head was too
― j., Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:41 (eleven years ago)
you would be able to see that
if he was alive
but he's dead
I thought the big-headed character was so distraught by the taunting of the tiny-headed characters that instead of going home and giving its dad the flower for his birthday, it chose to go cry in a graveyard and dropped the flower next to a random gravestone.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:51 (eleven years ago)
bullying exhortation against bullying
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 9 May 2015 23:24 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/19fdMAk.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)
it's true, i have let countless people die because of lunch.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:17 (eleven years ago)
Hahaha that is so lacking in foundation that nobody with any sense should read that and think "Yeah this proves that Christianity is superior! Gotcha atheists!" but I know there are people high fiving about how this is a total truth bomb.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)
I just finished a reuben worth five or six drowners. xp
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:19 (eleven years ago)
Darwinism is about entire species and their fitness, so me not ensuring the survival of members of my species is kind of anti-Darwinist
that being the least of the probs here
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)
I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)
i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:20 (eleven years ago)
Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)
A man is drowningChristian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)
lol
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)
He jumps in to save man
(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
A man is drowning.
Kanamit
Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:41 (eleven years ago)
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)
not waving but Darwinism
― CRABLE SAVVAGE (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)