Bait My Clickhole

omg

we did it

close down clickhole. it has fulfilled its purpose.

Clickhole '16

happy clickventure thursday! can someone tell me who the goddamn mole is

xps more Russ Crowe on Twitter lols http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-is-without-a-doubt-the-best-way-to-troll-russell-crowe--lJV7-4Vojg

xp Enlist the help of awful spy Travis Plerpt.

it's weird to look at the 'poor websites in need of clicks' links to real clickbait articles and keep seeing '10 Actors Who Killed People In Real Life' with this photo:

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2013/01/Ferris-Bueller.jpg

so perfect

http://www.clickhole.com/video/we-threw-gopro-our-stepdad-2398

lmao

http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/theres-no-use-moving-sliders-jim-shes-gone-2429

:(

i think the beauty of this is its seriousness

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/do-you-know-what-boats-are-2300

think this is the source material for that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQcBQc3oaKg

that film is a compendium of confused idiots btw

lol theres a great scene in herzogs white diamond where the airship guy is disappointed that the aboriginal children didnt react more positively to seeing his blimp and tries to sell this local (non aboriginal) guy on that story that they just cldnt see it (tho i think he told it with captain cook and a polynesian island) and the local guy super deadpan is all "the indians just never get very excited"

that may be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
xps

ha, that is strikingly dumb; like i kinda sorta almost could buy the "they couldn't see queen elizabeth in the photo because their eyes had never seen a photograph" bit but the suggestion that they could see the ripples BUT NOT THE SHIP is pretty yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, no.

they cldnt see the boat because... it was larger than their boats

http://www.clickhole.com/article/amazing-check-out-these-letters-between-ernest-hem-2431

... i lol'd

lmao

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-pixar-2444

at this point i should just bump this thread every day and say "well boys, clickhole's done it again!"

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-fun-perks-does-your-office-have-2447

This is a good question.

He photo credits in the Pixar story are so spot-on, I can't tell if they're part of the joke or not.

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/dj-party-2358#156,

This becomes incredible

at this point i should just bump this thread every day and say "well boys, clickhole's done it again!"

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'dj this party' the first clickventure i got all good endings when playing

Hemingway/Fitzgerald thing kinda reminded me of something Lee & Herring would've done in the 90s, which is to say I loled

Wait, what did you just make me do

http://i.imgur.com/BBrYnCt.png

I am DJ Musik

DJ Musik, clap your hands! You made Leysa feel like a powerful woman, but that also means you do not own this club. Club Jenga might still belong to Leysa, and she might play lady tunes until she is the best lady in the world, but thanks to all your great tunes, she did not enslave you. Now, go wander the world with your soundboard, and make Prague love you!

I want to marry this joke:

Pete Docter: From there, we were off to the races. Someone said “A thing that goes on an adventure.” Someone else said “A Jewish monster called Mike.” Someone else said “The good family has superpowers, and they kill a normal man.”

I hadn't even explored the entire DJ Clickventure when I posted it

It's even better than I thought it was

I got Ronald Reagan's speech to congress after the space shuttle disaster, as part of my DJ Musik clickventure.

that was precisely what prompted me to come back to the thread

http://i.imgur.com/znp8tpo.png

i feel like it's been awhile since they've posted something so cheerfully vicious as that james taylor listicle.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/ready-feel-old-kids-born-2001-are-already-getting--2416

Pete Docter: From there, we were off to the races. Someone said “A thing that goes on an adventure.” Someone else said “A Jewish monster called Mike.” Someone else said “The good family has superpowers, and they kill a normal man.”

John Lasseter: I vividly remember the moment we came up with the idea for Ratatouille. Brad Bird suddenly started scribbling down the words “rat Frenchman” over and over on a napkin. He must have written it hundreds of times. We all started nodding, because we knew this idea was going to make us a billion dollars.

Almost barfed my breakfast!

Earlier today, Clickhole published one of its trademark “Find Out What [Three Celebrities] Have to Say” stories with the following quote from Cooper’s fictional NYU commencement speech:

“Graduation is a big deal—bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you’re lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma.”

Anderson CooperVerified account
‏@andersoncooper Anderson Cooper retweeted ClickHole
Ummm... @Clickhole, do u make this stuff up? I never said this quote and never spoke to the NYU class of 2015.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/while-i-agree-hitler-was-one-historys-greatest-mon-2421

https://40.media.tumblr.com/2705e340474bb3e0b42f4f8ff69daeb5/tumblr_nom94eCNoi1typl03o1_540.jpg

Healing Old Wounds: This Man Facebook Friended A Guy He Used To Bully And Invited Him To Like Sublime

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFik7ECW0AANJ4B.jpg

ppl have a hard time understanding jokes

Salman Rushdie twitter almost sounds like an Onion article, but isn't.

its insane how terrible and dumb rushdie comes off on twitter

'And if you believe that, there's a bridge I'd like to sell you.'
- Salman Rushdie, on his favorite way to end phone calls.

trolls own a lot of bridges