North Korea

still hilarious

I heard national orchestras are hotbeds of sedition

Kim Jong Un personally inspected the plans for this new water park 113 occasions and had his prime officers security check the water slides.

he'd have my vote

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/02/asia/cnn-inside-north-korea/

from this ^^

Would probably be good to have a thread title change.

Following on from the report of top officials being knocked off, the S.Korean intelligence agencies have said that the Defence Minister, Hyon Yong-Chol, was executed "with anti-aircraft guns in front of an audience of hundreds":

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-32716749

For falling asleep during a parade, i should add.

anti-aircraft guns holy shit

consistently my least favorite ilx thread title

might any govs be interested in assassinating kim jong un or is it seen as too risky/otherwise not worthwhile?

who knows what would happen if he was assassinated? that would seem to be the big issue, contingency planning

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/82956000/jpg/_82956924_82956923.jpg

well he sure has learned his lessons from Stalin

Of the seven pallbearers at former leader Kim Jong-il's 2011 funeral, apart from Kim Jong-un, all have either been executed, have lost their jobs or have not been seen in some time

The Mystery of the Cursed Hearse!

Has someone knitted that hearse a wooly hat?

Some of this is from a defector called Park. I'd like to hear from someone more Neutral.

You sound like someone called Geir.

It was just a car joke tbh

As was PP's (although iirc Geir rhymes with hair, not here).

Seriously? My mind is blown. I've been pronouncing it "Gear" for years.

I didn't know either.

jesus, I've had the wrong couch all along

I've been making up all kinds of clever puns for my own amusement like 'Top Geir' etc., and now all of that is ashes.

i've been sitting on this info for awhile waiting to blow people's minds but Geir Hongrø is actually pronounced "guy'r hoon-grah"

http://www.forvo.com/word/geir/

turning and turning in the widening geir

so i guess the next question is how you do pronounce knutover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJk
So long, Geir Bowser

I remember Geir giving us a pronunciation guide once. I was in Norway for work a few years ago and one the guys there was named Tor. All the Americans called him "tore" but I did notice that when other Norwegians referred to him it sounded more like Too-uh. So the "r" at the end isn't likely pronounced very strongly if at all. Maybe more like Gay-uh.

Geir (gair) is the person
Geir (gear) is the concept, the way he approaches life and music

Geir is a concept, by which we measure our pain.

- John Lennon

Top Geir

Is this like when everyones brains blew up because LJs name isnt pronounced "lewis".

That was far more shocking to me, actually. I think I've finally gotten used to it in the last year.

god, has it been 6 years?

been here nearly 9. soon i will inherit modship and enact ceremonial purges. as a current mod you should be terrified

i've been sitting on this info for awhile waiting to blow people's minds but Geir Hongrø is actually pronounced "guy'r hoon-grah"

http://www.forvo.com/word/geir/

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How come this has the same cadence as OJ Da Juiceman's AY!

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9M6ujqGc--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1304482470637684514.png

"And i want this next batcg of soju to be made out of... people"

somebody should photoshop the chair out

Of all the times to be away from my computer for a week. That one would be tricky though.

wtf is happening in that picture btw

Whole slideshow is hilarious/frightening as hell.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/kim-jong-un-visits-food-factory-amid-shortages-north-korea-n249631

http://i.imgur.com/W2V0C7V.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ekFLHYB.jpg

Also, lots of photoshops:

http://i.imgur.com/NLx5ypB.png

http://i.imgur.com/jGaZpbL.jpg

lol gawker used this as its 'we cured aids with ginseng' story pict

the faces on the men around him, poor guys :(

one’s so nervous he misbuttoned his white coat

my previous comment still stands imho: I always imagine the people in the background thinking "those used to be my kids"

so do we have a moral duty to find this funny or to not find it funny or

horrified laughs are laughs

Kim Jong Un previously visited the same factory in May 2013. He returned to inspect how the facility had updated its technology.

"So how's that technology coming along now, fellas?"

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/kim-jong-un-closely-inspects-hello-kitty-set-orphanage-n234301