Ugly Cars: A Picture Thread

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Add a Sable to yr stable.

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

unstable sable stable

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Land_Cruiser_(J40)#/media/File:Toyota_FJ_Cruiser.jpg

Do you like these Totoyo "Foot Joy" Cruisers? Stop doing it. Also, a big shake of my head at people who apparently, by choice, purchase all the yellow cars of all varieties out there.

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

I love those.

nickn, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

It looks like it's made of Lego.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

ya its a lil too cute but kinda cool anyway, my friend has a white one and its much better than the yellow

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

Conley could still play in the series. Swelling will be down within a few days. Mask him up and he'll be good. Bet he misses one game, two max.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 30 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

Cool post.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 30 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

Fj cruiser looks kinda tough with a slight lift and big tires.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 30 April 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

hard to fault anyone for pissing on the aztek's styling, but yo

http://ericpetersautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Aztek-camping.jpg

big fat rascal (will), Thursday, 30 April 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

I heard the back of the BMW i8 described as "shitting out a Porsche 911" and I can't shake that image.

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/68615dae00a5641bb5fb407566681803/200074724/lead5-2015-bmw-i8-fd.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

The newer Toyota FJ Cruisers are based on the old FJ40 Land Cruiser, which is still one of the coolest things Toyota has ever offered. They just made the new version comically large.

http://i.imgur.com/DqS4WwT.jpg

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:30 (nine years ago) link

"shitting out a Porsche 911"

lol true

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

BMW's PR department is on point, as usual.

nickn, Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RszpjQ5.jpg

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 30 April 2015 07:00 (nine years ago) link

"do you object to it being posted here as an ugly car?"

Well, I think it's beautiful! So, of course it's not ugly!

"your username might produce some cognitive dissonance because the grand cayman based owner, proprietor and to some extent spiritual leader of the ilxor.com forums used to post as 'Haberdager'"

My username is a lot older than any others here or anywhere else on the internet. In the year 872, a Viking king named Harald HaarFager (Norwegian for 'fair hair'), united all of Norway into the first true Viking kingdom. And seeing as how I'm directly related to him, that's been my username on the internet for almost 20 years. I hope the fact that my distant relatives loved to rape and pillage doesn't cause any "cognitive dissonance" of it's own! Ha ha!

HaarFager, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

"....this oval-shaped radio that couldn't play CDs in 1999 and no aftermarket radio would fit."

I do agree about the radio unit - it's awful! Mine has a couple knobs broken off and I have to use needlenose pliers to turn on heater. Poor design.

HaarFager, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

FYI that i8 moves like a space panther and turns heads for blocks

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

Don't disagree on the i8. Would really really like to drive one.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

Old Land Cruisers are totally rad. The new one is certainly not the ugliest thing around, but it rubs me wrong. Everything so beholden to the wind tunnel these days.
xp

andrew m., Friday, 1 May 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

Hell I like pretty much all those older, smallish-midsize, boxy 4X4s. Are there any from like early 80s that aren't maintenance nightmares? Would love to load up a Trooper II or Dodge Raider and go camping or whatever. Fun!

andrew m., Friday, 1 May 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rbeyaeg.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

not saying its ugly btw love it good example of updated boxy 4x4 look

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

:O

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link

#vanlife expert level

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link

At first glance I thought I was looking at a real build of this:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/0/05/TheHomer.png/revision/latest?cb=20090908145331

Evan, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link

SUV crossovers are getting so small im pretty sure they will be station wagons by 2019.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

theyre basically just tall station wagons already, theyre built on car platforms where a ~true~ suv is a truck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link


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