Bait My Clickhole

http://www.clickhole.com/article/teenage-girl-was-kicked-out-prom-just-wearing-shor-2293

looooolll http://www.clickhole.com/video/relax-beautiful-woman-you-see-thumbnail-will-show--2365

lolll

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/long-road-top-how-bursting-various-boardrooms-and--2308 stuck laughing at the headline cuz it's such a great image

http://i.imgur.com/npiZwhP.png

yessss

i'm not even gonna quote anything from that Radiohead thing cuz there is way too much to quote. end up posting the whole thing here.

Thom Yorke: From the beginning, my goal was to make an album that would get us all sent to jail for the rest of our lives.

its not quite as great as the mad men one but i like that they're adding more formats to their arsenal

More Songs About The Indestructible Meat Known As Gum

Many lulz!

Philip Selway (drums): For many years, Thom tried to pay the pope a million dollars to replace the word “Amen” with the phrase “‘Creep’ is a bad song,” but the pope wouldn’t do it because he liked the song so much. Everyone loved that song.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CD23KAVUIAAss1_.png

o glorious day

omg

we did it

close down clickhole. it has fulfilled its purpose.

Clickhole '16

happy clickventure thursday! can someone tell me who the goddamn mole is

xps more Russ Crowe on Twitter lols http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-is-without-a-doubt-the-best-way-to-troll-russell-crowe--lJV7-4Vojg

xp Enlist the help of awful spy Travis Plerpt.

it's weird to look at the 'poor websites in need of clicks' links to real clickbait articles and keep seeing '10 Actors Who Killed People In Real Life' with this photo:

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2013/01/Ferris-Bueller.jpg

so perfect

http://www.clickhole.com/video/we-threw-gopro-our-stepdad-2398

lmao

http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/theres-no-use-moving-sliders-jim-shes-gone-2429

:(

i think the beauty of this is its seriousness

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/do-you-know-what-boats-are-2300

think this is the source material for that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQcBQc3oaKg

that film is a compendium of confused idiots btw

lol theres a great scene in herzogs white diamond where the airship guy is disappointed that the aboriginal children didnt react more positively to seeing his blimp and tries to sell this local (non aboriginal) guy on that story that they just cldnt see it (tho i think he told it with captain cook and a polynesian island) and the local guy super deadpan is all "the indians just never get very excited"

that may be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
xps

ha, that is strikingly dumb; like i kinda sorta almost could buy the "they couldn't see queen elizabeth in the photo because their eyes had never seen a photograph" bit but the suggestion that they could see the ripples BUT NOT THE SHIP is pretty yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, no.

they cldnt see the boat because... it was larger than their boats

http://www.clickhole.com/article/amazing-check-out-these-letters-between-ernest-hem-2431

... i lol'd

lmao

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-pixar-2444

at this point i should just bump this thread every day and say "well boys, clickhole's done it again!"

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-fun-perks-does-your-office-have-2447

This is a good question.

He photo credits in the Pixar story are so spot-on, I can't tell if they're part of the joke or not.

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/dj-party-2358#156,

This becomes incredible

at this point i should just bump this thread every day and say "well boys, clickhole's done it again!"

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'dj this party' the first clickventure i got all good endings when playing

Hemingway/Fitzgerald thing kinda reminded me of something Lee & Herring would've done in the 90s, which is to say I loled

Wait, what did you just make me do

http://i.imgur.com/BBrYnCt.png

I am DJ Musik

DJ Musik, clap your hands! You made Leysa feel like a powerful woman, but that also means you do not own this club. Club Jenga might still belong to Leysa, and she might play lady tunes until she is the best lady in the world, but thanks to all your great tunes, she did not enslave you. Now, go wander the world with your soundboard, and make Prague love you!

I want to marry this joke:

Pete Docter: From there, we were off to the races. Someone said “A thing that goes on an adventure.” Someone else said “A Jewish monster called Mike.” Someone else said “The good family has superpowers, and they kill a normal man.”

I hadn't even explored the entire DJ Clickventure when I posted it

It's even better than I thought it was

I got Ronald Reagan's speech to congress after the space shuttle disaster, as part of my DJ Musik clickventure.

that was precisely what prompted me to come back to the thread