Bait My Clickhole

WOW YES! HAM ESCALATOR

http://www.clickhole.com/article/cool-high-school-senior-without-prom-date-asked-ka-2330

also amazing

can't watch at work, does he specify method of death?

he gives options

I am a bad person who assumes smothering is on the list

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-mad-men-2329

amazing

lol

Christina Hendricks: To me, Mad Men is about a group of men and women who work in advertising in the 1960s and run into various problems.

Christina Hendricks (Joan Holloway): Matt was always telling the actors secrets about their characters. One day, in the early stages of filming the first season, Matt took me aside and told me that, in the Mad Men universe, Joan would eventually die by getting eaten by a shark in the year 2131, when she is 200 years old. He also told me that Joan knew that this was how she was going to die, and that she didn’t care.

Matthew Weiner: Joan knows that a shark is going to eat her on her 200th birthday, and it doesn’t bother her at all. Every evening, she gets a phone call from a wizard in the middle of the night, and the wizard says, “A shark will swallow you when you are ancient,” and Joan always says, “So fucking what? I can’t wait.” The reason why Joan is destined to live until she is 200 years old is because her father accidentally ran over the wizard in his car, so the wizard put a curse on his daughter. This backstory informs every aspect of Joan’s character, even though it’s only hinted at a few times over the course of the show.

John Slattery: When Jon Hamm says the word “Yowza!” his voice gets extremely low-pitched, like a dragon is talking.

It’s so easy to steal a man’s name after he explodes. A baby could do it. A dead dog could do it. Right now, somewhere in the world, a dead dog is probably saying, “I am the man who just exploded,” and the U.S. Army is probably nodding and saying, “Yes, you are. Have some trophies.”

I really lost it with the description of Broderick Names Them Roderick.

this show would have been so much better than the actual Mad Men

http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/pants-these-nerds-2326

I really lost it with the description of Broderick Names Them Roderick.

Is this the first time Clickhole has mentioned Matthew Broderick without referencing the fact that he killed two people?

ha probably

Matthew Weiner: What a goddamned nightmare. All of the actors were such goddamned nightmares. They were the best cast I’ve ever worked with, but that’s only because every other actor in the world is even worse. There are no good actors on earth. The only good actor ever was Orson Welles, and my wife and I murdered him.

Holy shit @ the Mad Men piece.

I am Hamm

Hamm I Am

Don Draper exploded and I took his trophies

http://www.clickhole.com/article/awesome-lucky-school-got-two-proms-2287

overlooked this one yesterday:

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-much-jockey-slang-do-you-know-2280

http://i.gyazo.com/dc55ab9d49c0986a7ebd8bb6e713d4f0.png

poor ormul :(

revisiting some classics from last year

“Before that, everyone on the project understood it was set in Kansas—certainly a very strange part of Kansas, but Kansas nonetheless”

http://www.clickhole.com/article/teenage-girl-was-kicked-out-prom-just-wearing-shor-2293

looooolll http://www.clickhole.com/video/relax-beautiful-woman-you-see-thumbnail-will-show--2365

lolll

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/long-road-top-how-bursting-various-boardrooms-and--2308 stuck laughing at the headline cuz it's such a great image

http://i.imgur.com/npiZwhP.png

yessss

i'm not even gonna quote anything from that Radiohead thing cuz there is way too much to quote. end up posting the whole thing here.

Thom Yorke: From the beginning, my goal was to make an album that would get us all sent to jail for the rest of our lives.

its not quite as great as the mad men one but i like that they're adding more formats to their arsenal

More Songs About The Indestructible Meat Known As Gum

Many lulz!

Philip Selway (drums): For many years, Thom tried to pay the pope a million dollars to replace the word “Amen” with the phrase “‘Creep’ is a bad song,” but the pope wouldn’t do it because he liked the song so much. Everyone loved that song.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CD23KAVUIAAss1_.png

o glorious day

omg

we did it

close down clickhole. it has fulfilled its purpose.

Clickhole '16

happy clickventure thursday! can someone tell me who the goddamn mole is

xps more Russ Crowe on Twitter lols http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-is-without-a-doubt-the-best-way-to-troll-russell-crowe--lJV7-4Vojg

xp Enlist the help of awful spy Travis Plerpt.

it's weird to look at the 'poor websites in need of clicks' links to real clickbait articles and keep seeing '10 Actors Who Killed People In Real Life' with this photo:

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2013/01/Ferris-Bueller.jpg

so perfect

http://www.clickhole.com/video/we-threw-gopro-our-stepdad-2398

lmao