Bait My Clickhole

clickhole easter egg

Sounds like typical water-cooler chat to me.

do you remember what the 'wrong' video was, Merdeyeux? half the humor of mop dude came from the sheer unexpectedness + me trying to figure out how it was remotely connected to the title. but of course I dutifully saved it to my hard drive because it's pretty lol in any context.

mm all i remember is jump cuts and someone's bald head taking up most of the screen, i wasn't smart enough to preserve the moment

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/we-need-stop-teaching-our-kids-its-okay-think-chri-2264

I actually had to look at all these twice to get it.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-pictures-will-drive-perfectionists-insane-2201

lol

http://i.imgur.com/rrYRmBO.png

:)

The school lunches one

OMG I hadn't looked at the perfectionist one

Holy shit

OK, I'm apparently an idiot. Can someone explain the perfectionist bit to me? idgi

once you see it...

When it started to hit me, it felt like an indictment.

idgi either

think about different -ists it could be

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCxrkl2igGY

I wanted to post that but it reminded me of terrible ways I heard that song used when I went to high school in backwater Appalachia.

that makes me sad

but it may also be an important clue!

OK, now I get it!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/latest-attack-isis-just-changed-its-name-google-2226

The school lunches one

― badg, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 11:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I died

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youve-been-elected-congress-can-you-pass-even-one--1146#1,

superb

loved it

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-much-introvert-are-you-2174

My significant other is a rectangle of empty air where no human may be.

Fuck this. Resign from office. →

Holy shit. The congress thing is the greatest internet game since Frog Fractions.

This decision was definitely a gamble, and it does not pay off. You are immediately arrested, and are later sentenced to death by being strapped to the bridge you fought so hard for while it is destroyed by detonation. Hundreds of thousands of people line the river to applaud your fiery death and poke your charred remains with a stick.

Your congressional district is banned from having a congressperson for 1,000 years, so everyone leaves and nature slowly reclaims it. In 400 years’ time, it becomes a sanctuary for rare birds.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/we-didnt-have-access-gun-or-slow-motion-camera-so--820

yessss this clickventure, the bit after 'kill her' probably the best part so far

http://i.imgur.com/guUVZAW.png

You approach the Massachusetts representative, and he agrees to support your bill! He only asks in return that $100 million is added to fund research on how to get the city of Boston to float four inches above the ground and make it so “Lightning Crashes” by Live plays on an infinite loop from speakers so loud no Bostonian can ever escape it, even if they trap themselves in the thickest bank vault.

"Who are the original disruptors? Birds. They saw life on land and flipped the script. That’s why I require my employees to conduct all business in bird languages."

http://i.imgur.com/68C3HWS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/s5FgMn0.jpg

You think you get another shot after choosing to kill another human being? That’s abhorrent. You get no more chances to be a vile piece of dirt. Please do NOT reload the page to play again. Instead, go immediately to your nearest police station and ask to be put in jail, where you belong.

So, apparently, you didn’t go to prison as instructed. Luckily, by pressing that second fake Checkpoint button, your IP address has been logged and will be submitted to the NSA immediately. God knows what those guys will do to you.

These are all fake Checkpoint buttons. You have been banned from this game because you’re an insane criminal. Go bother some other website.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/disney-fans-rejoice-newly-discovered-letters-walt--2254?

http://www.clickhole.com/article/latest-attack-isis-just-changed-its-name-google-2226

― silverfish, Monday, April 13, 2015 4:08 PM (1 week ago)

sometimes i don't know what the difference is between a clickhole piece and a regular onion piece

Its like Morecambe and Wise doing the same joke as Cannon and Ball.

WOW YES! HAM ESCALATOR

http://www.clickhole.com/article/cool-high-school-senior-without-prom-date-asked-ka-2330

also amazing

can't watch at work, does he specify method of death?

he gives options

I am a bad person who assumes smothering is on the list

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-mad-men-2329

amazing

lol

Christina Hendricks: To me, Mad Men is about a group of men and women who work in advertising in the 1960s and run into various problems.

Christina Hendricks (Joan Holloway): Matt was always telling the actors secrets about their characters. One day, in the early stages of filming the first season, Matt took me aside and told me that, in the Mad Men universe, Joan would eventually die by getting eaten by a shark in the year 2131, when she is 200 years old. He also told me that Joan knew that this was how she was going to die, and that she didn’t care.

Matthew Weiner: Joan knows that a shark is going to eat her on her 200th birthday, and it doesn’t bother her at all. Every evening, she gets a phone call from a wizard in the middle of the night, and the wizard says, “A shark will swallow you when you are ancient,” and Joan always says, “So fucking what? I can’t wait.” The reason why Joan is destined to live until she is 200 years old is because her father accidentally ran over the wizard in his car, so the wizard put a curse on his daughter. This backstory informs every aspect of Joan’s character, even though it’s only hinted at a few times over the course of the show.

John Slattery: When Jon Hamm says the word “Yowza!” his voice gets extremely low-pitched, like a dragon is talking.