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this thread halves iq

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Monday, 13 April 2015 19:58 (eleven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCZSQ0jXIAAVqUq.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:00 (eleven years ago)

Can't believe that everyday I happily read ilx without logging in, and everyday I then read a rap thread and have to take 30 seconds to set cookies to 'accept', log in, and FP the same stupid motherfucker.

― pandemic, Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:29 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who are you FPing every day? also, iirc they only expire after like 3 months so you can probably cool it

flopson, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:13 (eleven years ago)

[sic]

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:23 (eleven years ago)

never stop

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)

cool it

― flopson

^glad it's finally taking off

Treeship, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:47 (eleven years ago)

Did you guys ever see Neil Simon's Plaza Suite? Funny use of "Cool it" in that. (Broadway, 1968)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:05 (eleven years ago)

it was good but I'm waiting for michael Keaton in the Matthau role obv

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)

so gutted i was at work and missed out on the chance to do the obvious early post itt

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)

once again i miss the window to quit posting

drash, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 22:56 (eleven years ago)

;_;

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:07 (eleven years ago)

:)

drash, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:13 (eleven years ago)

are you feeling guilt or shame about missing that window?

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:16 (eleven years ago)

if we spray painted 'SHAME' onto the grass at one end of the National Mall and 'GUILT' onto the grass at the other end, where exactly in between the two ends would you land your gyrocopter?

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:19 (eleven years ago)

keep hearing 'shame' to the tune of "a change will do you good" by sheryl crow

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:22 (eleven years ago)

hmm. chagrin?

drash, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:24 (eleven years ago)

nah, plain old embarrassment

drash, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:29 (eleven years ago)

missed the news/ allusion (again missing things)

In his interview with the paper, Hughes said “I’m not suicidal” but added that “no sane person would do what I’m doing” and said he had “thought about walking away from this whole thing because it’s crazy”.

shoulda walked away

drash, Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:02 (eleven years ago)

wish i had a gyrocopter

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)

i thought to myself yesterday morning, "Was George C. a hipster?"

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:53 (eleven years ago)

ffs man do you ever shut up?

Mordy, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:54 (eleven years ago)

good rule of thumb is that you never enter a thread if you don't know where all the immediate exits are and you should always sit facing the door

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:33 (eleven years ago)

also sit near enough to the plane of the doorway, so that you stay out of jjj's vision cone

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:40 (eleven years ago)

surprised to see that this phrase has also appeared in the Guardian and the first line of a Harry Potter fanfic, as well as numerous other locations

squeak and gibber (soref), Thursday, 16 April 2015 22:29 (eleven years ago)

so it's like all that prog crap you like

brimstead, Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:20 (eleven years ago)

great like how the bubonic plague was a great plague

Mordy, Sunday, 19 April 2015 08:52 (eleven years ago)

what's it like being captain obvious irl - you seem to be appearing in commercials for hotel booking websites of late, guess that's gotta be good for your brand

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 17:04 (eleven years ago)

Lol stfu you mealymouthed socksniffer

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 18:36 (eleven years ago)

we all like to congratulate ourselves

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 19 April 2015 18:42 (eleven years ago)

You're all idiots, but whatever

deej loaf (D-40), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)

at the end of the day we're all characters in uncle vanya

drash, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:49 (eleven years ago)

(Clicked on this thread thinking it was EMP Pop Conference 2015 and was wondering what the heck at happened)

You Play The Redd And The Blecch Comes Up (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:06 (eleven years ago)

(had happened)

You Play The Redd And The Blecch Comes Up (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:07 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxCDQL8Soak

Treeship, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)

dammit i'm a baller not a lawyer

brimstead, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 04:11 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oXymWz6i6I

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:12 (eleven years ago)

Please tell us more about films you're never going to see

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 23 April 2015 06:54 (eleven years ago)

Would just like to revisit this thread to reassure ______ that I leveled-up from "shitkicker" to "hayseed" quite a few years ago and am not far from "rube," but the concern is appreciated nonetheless.

WilliamC, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:55 (eleven years ago)

You are doing the opposite of what you think you are doing.

who writes compassionately about poor people for the Guardian (onimo), Friday, 24 April 2015 00:52 (eleven years ago)

9 words appearing together for the first and only time in history

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 April 2015 11:59 (eleven years ago)

cyberduck the police

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 18:28 (eleven years ago)

hell is other peepholes

Vic Perry, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 02:22 (eleven years ago)

Direct email more appropriate maybe?

the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:19 (eleven years ago)

p much always tbh

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)

Have emailed you deems

the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:23 (eleven years ago)

just gonna email my posts to caek from now on

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:25 (eleven years ago)

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Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

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the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)

look again

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)

jk I missed it ;_;

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)


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