everybody on ilx complains about reddit

my veins are 77% potato blood

http://www.vox.com/2015/4/10/8383165/reddit-button-explained

stet can we have a button

def need abutton

Just realized: that potato thing earlier reminds me of the Seinfeld where George is always going on to his in-laws about his place in the Hamptons and by the end of the episode nobody believes him but he is still marching through the woods trying to find a place that only exists in his mind waiting to see "who blinks first".

if any of you fuckers vote for the button in coint and plick

stet, i can't see the button on SNA should i clean my cache or...?

Thought only kendrick and snoop could push the button

classic reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/325zo8/tifumy_mom_touched_my_erect_penis/

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34jskq/mcdonalds_served_potentially_hazardous_food_il/

lol

comes very close to having a logical loop in it

Edit: By the way, OP, what the fuck is your disability that you have trouble getting out of the car now, but you didn't have trouble 2 months ago when you got popped for a DUI after being out at a bar?

doxxers gonna doxx

I think they just went through his posting history.

Hmm, a Portland man would say that, wouldn't he?

wow mods help

there's kind of a grim irony that some salads and the snack wraps and, god forbid, items sold at places other than mcdonalds are less gout-inducing and do not have onions

I work over 30 hours a week and rarely have the luxury of time to cook.

I have read all of bad_driverman's posts and he is my personal hero

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDm-6RMWgAYIzyw.jpg:large

I trust a redditor posted http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-have-an-ipodin-my-mind-10912 in response

that's awesome, wonder how old they are

*looks up SMBC*
*shoots self*

I like earnestly want to read this person's term paper on what existentialism is about and how they came up with it all on their own

ha i looked up SMBC and just got results for some hospital and gave up

smbh

super mario bat country?

wtf for me the very first google result is some web comic

ha owned

on twitter yesterday i saw a relationship advice reddit thing. the dude suspected his girlfriend had a learning disability; one of his pts of evidence is that he tried to explain ayn rand to her and she didn't get it

can't find it again

lmao "she just kept saying 'youre a fucking idiot i dont want to see you anymore' what do you thinks wrong with her"

omg goole

i know!

https://m.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/34pyso/i_28_m_suspect_my_wife_26_f_of_having_a_hidden/

oh my god it's so much better than i remembered

After this incident I started noticing a lot of similar things and I set out to investigate exactly the limits of her knowledge

I get the feeling my daughter will surpass my wife in intellect in grade school and I’m horrified at how they both will react when she’ll ask for help with her homework.

she sounds dopey tbh but i don't know how much it says about him that it took him this long to notice. obv having deep intellectual conversations wasn't one of his prerequisites for a mate.

it sounds like he has average intelligence but poor social intelligence and his wife has high social intelligence but is a little deficient on logical thinking and it took him five years to figure out she's not a rocket scientist? also lol ayn rand

kind of amazing

she sounds like a fairly normal person trying to keep her head above water in an above ground swimming pool of assholes that say shit like "I set out to investigate exactly the limits of her knowledge."

Seems like if this guy wanted to have an intelligent conversation with this woman he could have tried that before they got married.

reddit is a very weird website/culture

I get the feeling my daughter will surpass my wife in intellect in grade school and I’m horrified at how they both will react when she’ll ask for help with her homework.

this is some Hermann J. Muller Repository for Germinal Choice level misanthropy

^^ ok, maybe I might have a learning disability.

source of our philosophy scholar:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx

p. sure "my wife managed to fake knowing for a 2 hour conversation and only when directly questioned even admitted to not being “familiar” with what it was all about" requires a reasonable level of intelligence.

She will teach their daughter to be well-paid middle management, if nothing else.

"it kind of sounds like you spent your entire relationship monologuing at her instead of dialoguing with her. since you like ayn rand i'm guessing that you are more inclined to monologuing than the average person."

love too monologuing

LOL philosophy kid is in response to equally LOLworthy question sent to the head of Valve:

Recently, I've begun to worry about the prospect of being a tech industry CEO, on grounds of the fact that all of them are extremely busy. It's not the workload that intimidates me; the job itself, I think, would be an enjoyable way to spend time. It's the fact that I'm afraid it may be something which goes beyond work, and takes over your entire lifestyle. I'm worried that, if I were to become CEO of Google, I'd have to be ready to make a crucial decision or get to the Googleplex at a moment's notice, 24/7. In this hypothetical outcome, I'd never be able to take vacations, I'd never be able to spend a few hours ignoring calls to pay attention to my family, etc. What's the point of having an $18.7 billion net worth if you never get the chance to spend a few hours walking around your city, throwing money at homeless people, stealing people's cars and replacing them with newer models, or filling every paid parking space in the city with an old car, not paying the meters, and having the cars towed, only to put each one back, and the city can't stop you because you can afford to keep paying the fines, and they don't have enough tow trucks to keep up with you?

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4di7qp

Even when I tried to argue that bats are legit animals, most of them completely harmless to humans and there is no such thing as transmutation, her argument was basically “still, you never know.”