everybody on ilx complains about reddit

this has to be Paul f Tompkins

But my god did I laugh

and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"

Thought it couldn't be more perfect, then noticed the username is 'NotKnowPotato' X-D

Crap hobby - browsing http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/ and trying to find something, anything, that raises the remotest hint of a smile.

tbf it's common knowledge amongst redditors that r/funny is not funny.

Crap hobby - browsing Toot! Toot! Excelsior Has Raised LOLzarus From the Dead Thread! and trying to find something, anything, that raises the remotest hint of a smile.

lol

command f "lag∞n" B-) me not know potato!

Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes. (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by so_carelessly_here

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

i did not know there was a joke archetype about my ppl. but i understand now why i love potatoes so much.

thanks for the new dn

I think you mean potato xp

But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

eek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

my veins are 77% potato blood

http://www.vox.com/2015/4/10/8383165/reddit-button-explained

stet can we have a button

def need abutton

Just realized: that potato thing earlier reminds me of the Seinfeld where George is always going on to his in-laws about his place in the Hamptons and by the end of the episode nobody believes him but he is still marching through the woods trying to find a place that only exists in his mind waiting to see "who blinks first".

if any of you fuckers vote for the button in coint and plick

stet, i can't see the button on SNA should i clean my cache or...?

Thought only kendrick and snoop could push the button

classic reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/325zo8/tifumy_mom_touched_my_erect_penis/

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34jskq/mcdonalds_served_potentially_hazardous_food_il/

lol

comes very close to having a logical loop in it

Edit: By the way, OP, what the fuck is your disability that you have trouble getting out of the car now, but you didn't have trouble 2 months ago when you got popped for a DUI after being out at a bar?

doxxers gonna doxx

I think they just went through his posting history.

Hmm, a Portland man would say that, wouldn't he?

wow mods help

there's kind of a grim irony that some salads and the snack wraps and, god forbid, items sold at places other than mcdonalds are less gout-inducing and do not have onions

I work over 30 hours a week and rarely have the luxury of time to cook.

I have read all of bad_driverman's posts and he is my personal hero

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDm-6RMWgAYIzyw.jpg:large

I trust a redditor posted http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-have-an-ipodin-my-mind-10912 in response

that's awesome, wonder how old they are

*looks up SMBC*
*shoots self*

I like earnestly want to read this person's term paper on what existentialism is about and how they came up with it all on their own

ha i looked up SMBC and just got results for some hospital and gave up

smbh

super mario bat country?

wtf for me the very first google result is some web comic

ha owned

on twitter yesterday i saw a relationship advice reddit thing. the dude suspected his girlfriend had a learning disability; one of his pts of evidence is that he tried to explain ayn rand to her and she didn't get it

can't find it again

lmao "she just kept saying 'youre a fucking idiot i dont want to see you anymore' what do you thinks wrong with her"

omg goole

i know!

https://m.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/34pyso/i_28_m_suspect_my_wife_26_f_of_having_a_hidden/