This is destroying me
http://www.clickhole.com/video/supercut-every-time-tim-taylor-said-clean-your-tee-2239
― ciao, o rank cunt (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:35 (eleven years ago)
this should win an award:
http://www.clickhole.com/video/heartbreakingly-adorable-watch-mother-explain-deat-2251
― scott seward, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/just-when-you-didnt-think-emma-watson-could-get-an-2166
so dumb but I can't stop giggling
― DJP, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:35 (eleven years ago)
Any Chicago-area ILXors looking for work?
https://www.smartrecruiters.com/TheOnion/82128919-clickhole-writing-fellowship
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:36 (eleven years ago)
Why We Shouldn’t Force Alligators And Crocodiles To Wear Sashes That Say ‘Alligator’ And ‘Crocodile’
― the fuckin catalina wine mixer (sleepingbag), Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:33 (eleven years ago)
excellent
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:17 (eleven years ago)
relevant to ilm's interests
http://www.clickhole.com/video/spoken-word-poem-amazing-even-if-it-appears-be-mai-2269?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 April 2015 22:40 (eleven years ago)
my favorite this week:
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/if-only-once-it-would-be-nice-if-hodor-said-womens-2235
― Darin, Friday, 10 April 2015 23:10 (eleven years ago)
Guilty lol http://www.clickhole.com/article/justice-last-when-girl-was-cyberbullied-classmate--2219
― kinder, Monday, 13 April 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/latest-attack-isis-just-changed-its-name-google-2226
― silverfish, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:08 (eleven years ago)
these ones are starting to get a little too close for comfort
http://www.clickhole.com/search?tags=well-played
― let your hip go hippety pump pump (soref), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 06:30 (eleven years ago)
Yeah the bald dude is my fav
― 龜, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
ok wtf is this?
http://i.imgur.com/vnIe761.png
I clicked on one the bald guy videos and got a video of this weird dude x4 prancing around with mops and chanting, "our music our sports our traffic are together on the hour" in a round. but I can't find it anywhere else and the bald guy link is back to normal now.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 13:44 (eleven years ago)
oh huh, I got something similarly odd the first time I watched the "Incredible! This Man Successfully Pretended Not To See His Coworker At The Supermarket" video, I put it down as me not getting it but now when I view it I get the normal one
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)
clickhole easter egg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 13:58 (eleven years ago)
Sounds like typical water-cooler chat to me.
― Evan, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:00 (eleven years ago)
do you remember what the 'wrong' video was, Merdeyeux? half the humor of mop dude came from the sheer unexpectedness + me trying to figure out how it was remotely connected to the title. but of course I dutifully saved it to my hard drive because it's pretty lol in any context.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:05 (eleven years ago)
mm all i remember is jump cuts and someone's bald head taking up most of the screen, i wasn't smart enough to preserve the moment
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:56 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/we-need-stop-teaching-our-kids-its-okay-think-chri-2264
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:51 (eleven years ago)
I actually had to look at all these twice to get it.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-pictures-will-drive-perfectionists-insane-2201
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:21 (eleven years ago)
lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/rrYRmBO.png
:)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:32 (eleven years ago)
The school lunches one
― badg, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)
OMG I hadn't looked at the perfectionist one
Holy shit
― DJP, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:03 (eleven years ago)
OK, I'm apparently an idiot. Can someone explain the perfectionist bit to me? idgi
― Darin, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:12 (eleven years ago)
once you see it...
― mh, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:13 (eleven years ago)
When it started to hit me, it felt like an indictment.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:20 (eleven years ago)
idgi either
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:34 (eleven years ago)
think about different -ists it could be
― mh, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:35 (eleven years ago)
― imago, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCxrkl2igGY
― mh, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)
I wanted to post that but it reminded me of terrible ways I heard that song used when I went to high school in backwater Appalachia.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:52 (eleven years ago)
that makes me sad
― mh, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:54 (eleven years ago)
but it may also be an important clue!
OK, now I get it!
― Darin, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:56 (eleven years ago)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 21:48 (eleven years ago)
― badg, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 11:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I died
― brunch technician (silby), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:48 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youve-been-elected-congress-can-you-pass-even-one--1146#1,
superb
― rob, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:55 (eleven years ago)
loved it
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-much-introvert-are-you-2174
My significant other is a rectangle of empty air where no human may be.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:13 (eleven years ago)
Fuck this. Resign from office. →
― am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:17 (eleven years ago)
Holy shit. The congress thing is the greatest internet game since Frog Fractions.
― änte flöttar ja te sjöss (Øystein), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:53 (eleven years ago)
This decision was definitely a gamble, and it does not pay off. You are immediately arrested, and are later sentenced to death by being strapped to the bridge you fought so hard for while it is destroyed by detonation. Hundreds of thousands of people line the river to applaud your fiery death and poke your charred remains with a stick.
Your congressional district is banned from having a congressperson for 1,000 years, so everyone leaves and nature slowly reclaims it. In 400 years’ time, it becomes a sanctuary for rare birds.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 April 2015 00:44 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/we-didnt-have-access-gun-or-slow-motion-camera-so--820
― gr8080, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:44 (eleven years ago)
yessss this clickventure, the bit after 'kill her' probably the best part so far
― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:53 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/guUVZAW.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2015 15:10 (eleven years ago)
You approach the Massachusetts representative, and he agrees to support your bill! He only asks in return that $100 million is added to fund research on how to get the city of Boston to float four inches above the ground and make it so “Lightning Crashes” by Live plays on an infinite loop from speakers so loud no Bostonian can ever escape it, even if they trap themselves in the thickest bank vault.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:16 (eleven years ago)
"Who are the original disruptors? Birds. They saw life on land and flipped the script. That’s why I require my employees to conduct all business in bird languages."
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:17 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/68C3HWS.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:30 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/s5FgMn0.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 18 April 2015 07:50 (eleven years ago)