Agreed
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/klynKst.png
― brimstead, Sunday, 19 April 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
I hate that guy so, so much.
― fields of salmon, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link
yep
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link
Drug Goes From $13.50 a Tablet to $750, Overnight
http://nyti.ms/1FpAM5R
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 September 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link
jfc
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
it will fund much needed research of business jets
― rip van wanko, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
businessmen who have loud conversations/phonecalls at urinals in public/office restrooms: who the fuck are these people and what universe do they live in
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link
otm, this is savagery of the highest order
bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link
my office shares a restroom with another office whose entire male staff apparently feels the need to urinate in pairs and make extremely loud small talk while doing so. are they a cult?
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link
there's several guys at my office who will converse with anybody at the urinal. i am not one of these guys, but they engage me (and everybody else) anyway. this world is so corrupt.
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link
I'll talk and piss idgaf
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link
Just turn and start talking to them, piss on their shoes
After the first three or four times they'll stop
― stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 January 2016 06:23 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WNVeWgT8M
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link
An overheard conversation reveals that the six, possibly seven people (I've lost count) living in the apartment below mine are sharing a single towel.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
Oh man, enjoy the MRSA.
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
people who make phone calls from public restrooms while actively engaged in the evacuation of waste
― art, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link
we are living in a society here ppl there are rules
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:59 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fixated imo
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link
ppl who don't know how to ride the bus
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link
on a similar tip, ppl who don't wait for passengers to exit BART trains before barging in
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link
all part of the same thing
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link
xps these things just keep happening what is happening to my life
― art, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:57 (eight years ago) link
the phone call one was new to me until today and it just derailed everything
People who turn up at the beginning of a meeting to announce they'll be late because they have to go make food, and who then return 20 minutes later with that food and munch throughout. Compounded by them bringing in with that food their own choice of seat, which is not a seat at all but an exercise ball that they gently bounce upon while doing their munching.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 19 February 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link
Throw in "eating a microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal" and they're the worst possible human being
― we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 February 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link
you have weird meetings
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 February 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link
microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal
*shudder*
― lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 19 February 2016 06:01 (eight years ago) link
people who do this shit on The Onion's facebook
http://i.imgur.com/OMFYu1a.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link
drivers who move to the right lane about half a mile before reaching their exit and tailgate whatever cars they encounter in that lane because they can't bear to go less than 80 mph for the last 30 seconds before they get off the highway
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
That, and the ones who do the same thing when there's a split ahead and the slower drivers kinda hafta to get in the left lane.
― pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link
People who crack their knuckles
I'm watching the latest Survivor where one perp has been observed doing it multiple times
It's always done with a self-consciously nonchalant expression too
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Monday, 16 May 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
I had some KID get all huffy at me the other day during rush hour. I was on a crowded ramp merging on to another crowded ramp that was about to merge on to the highway.
The "rule of thumb" here is let one in and then keep on going. Otherwise, traffic will be backed up on the secondary ramp until 7 pm, causing jams across the city. Likewise, if the main interstate was to not allow anyone to merge, then the main ramp would remain backed up as well.
But this KID didn't want to hear about any "rules of thumb." He didn't see why he should have to give up the space in front of him to someone coming off a secondary ramp, so he kept zooming up to an inch from the bumper in front of him. Eh, I still cut him off, and he angrily points to the Yield sign in my lane.
Was he in the right? Yeah, technically. But fuck 'em. Kid needs to learn some manners. He sure as hell didn't mind taking a spot from someone giving way to mergers on the interstate.
― pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link
I didn't know Survivor was still on the air!
― ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link
people who instead of asking for an orange juice, call it a 'fresh orange'
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
here's your glass of tropicana
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
museum visitors
― Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link
People who make the alarming amount of Family Guy and Simpsons porn.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 09:00 (eight years ago) link
people who don't turn off the default feedback 'noises' on their devices
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 September 2016 07:32 (eight years ago) link
douchebag using your phone as a phone to conduct the least important biz conceptualization session on crowded rail, 3 feet from my face: ok, 5 mins if it's your boss or something, 10 minutes if you want to get macheteed in the neck, but you jacked off on phone for 35 minutes, i hope all your empty, shitty aspirations die in fires.
― wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link
neighbor (compulsively?) hoses down his truck every day. whatever, fine. he's doing it right now but it's been raining nonstop for over 12 hours. wtf.
― coffee table, "serious" noodling (brimstead), Sunday, 16 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
Getting rid of DNA evidence?
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link
people who dip their mozzarella sticks in...raspberry sauce? i never knew this was a thing until i moved to upstate NY
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 15 November 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link
fruit and cheese are a combo as old as time
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link
seem to remember my friend telling me about that particular delicacy (he went to college in albany)
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link
jus haf to be kiddink
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link
i am from there and have never heard of this but intrigued
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link
Action Bronson, in a stoned haze, made grilled octopus with raspberry sauce (on Fuck That's Delicious), and people seemed to like it? Maybe they were just kissing his ass...
― schwantz, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link
Probably could have skipped "in a stoned haze" in that sentence, as it's implicit.
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver)
froot and cheez, however, is a much more contemporary combo
― xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link