Someone mentioned "does he always look like he's taking a shit in his pants?" on the politics thread.
I just did a GIS, and there are like a dozen unique expressions he makes that all looks like he just crapped his pants.
― pplains, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:04 (eleven years ago)
I promise I'm older than 11, but just humor me and play a fart sound in your mind after each of these photos:
http://i.imgur.com/Ey92HXQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PIx8e3y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VcO9601.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1rLhtAr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/A7iTUwj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NfLlVBl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3VeLj3g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ROTpMS7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/eZ5XKcT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KpRfyAE.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)
He looks like a baby that made a deal with the devil to become an adult
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:12 (eleven years ago)
Not to be pedantic, but that one looks like the upside-down smug version of what this thread's for.
― pplains, Thursday, April 2, 2015 1:03 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha, good point, he's not even capable of emulating standard-issue performed sincerity
― rob, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:25 (eleven years ago)
LOLing for real at Ted Cruz poop faces.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:02 (eleven years ago)
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/82449000/jpg/_82449665_026772827-1.jpg
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:11 (eleven years ago)
http://im.ft-static.com/content/images/88242901-f5c2-436c-821d-4bc5790f9b2c.imghttp://i.guim.co.uk/media/w-620/h--/q-95/35e945dc4ab54f40611f439a529ed0922ec75c90/0_59_3936_2363/1000.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 May 2015 13:16 (eleven years ago)
http://imgick.cleveland.com/home/cleve-media/width620/img/plain-dealer/photo/2015/05/08/17741169-mmmain.jpg
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Saturday, 9 May 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCPOPf1VEAIo1W6.jpg
― mea nulta (onimo), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 09:15 (eleven years ago)
A good week for that face.
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:00 (eleven years ago)
it really was
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:02 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10435700_10152490457489166_5243795782642133416_n.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 31 May 2015 09:57 (eleven years ago)
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/b1/b13f5c6a95457d554af435089c277ae4d132eaa3aa1e96a6896847edb07c073f.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 31 May 2015 10:02 (eleven years ago)
this facial expressionthis facial expressionthis facial expressionthis facial expressionthis facial expression
― pplains, Sunday, 31 May 2015 17:11 (eleven years ago)
shameful!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 May 2015 17:26 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ezkUWVR.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 31 May 2015 17:42 (eleven years ago)
http://im.ft-static.com/content/images/9f930c9c-9dea-456a-ac9f-300f1ce9f308.img
― just sayin, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 01:17 (ten years ago)
http://www.msnbc.com/sites/msnbc/files/styles/ratio--3-2--830x553/public/465178962.jpg?itok=GnrIcWZg
― La Lechera, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)
lil one
It matches his lil face
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)
http://img.huffingtonpost.com//asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/55b271a01800002500376da8.jpeg
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 23:43 (ten years ago)
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2015/06/npkwq-easterislandheads1.jpg
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 25 July 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)
cruz is a master
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 July 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)
ted cruz's eyebrows should have little googley eyes on them, they're like muppets
― La Lechera, Sunday, 26 July 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
i think his face is frozen this wayhttp://www.msnbc.com/sites/msnbc/files/styles/ratio--3-2--830x553/public/gettyimages-482070110_copy.jpg?itok=_4PZTozU
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:28 (ten years ago)
*plop*
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)
such pretty eyelashes
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:51 (ten years ago)
Don't mind me, just struggling not to weep for our country
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 14:34 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/HTI8aJK.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
downcast failure version:http://api.theweek.com/sites/default/files/styles/tw_image_9_4/public/42-75931102.jpg?itok=3eNUC3PU&resize=1260x560
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/byyIHWR.jpg
― brimstead, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:47 (ten years ago)
http://www.straitstimes.com/sites/default/files/styles/x_large/public/articles/2015/09/08/britaineurope2.jpg?itok=wgPivvpK
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:05 (ten years ago)
xpost that is just bellichick's default facial expression
― gr8080, Friday, 11 September 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)
Still at it.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gOVjffgw--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1434603041307404100.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:07 (ten years ago)
This thread never fails to make me chuckle. I've been deleting bookmarks but never this one.
― La Lechera, Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/85674862_hi029211363-1.jpg
― new noise, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:39 (ten years ago)
Do women ever make this face?
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:41 (ten years ago)
yes, but perhaps not with this level of poignancy about destiny thwarted
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)
Surely we can get a merkel in here
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:46 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/72EWter.jpg
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:51 (ten years ago)
don't know if she counts, though. a quick search reveals that her face just kind of does that...all the time
http://i.imgur.com/fWjUfKZ.jpg
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)
it doesn't really have a guilty look to it though, it's more like resting scowl face
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:57 (ten years ago)
Resting merkface
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:57 (ten years ago)
First one totally counts
a) is this facial expressionb) is just angie and is in no way this facial expression
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 02:57 (ten years ago)
https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_1484w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2015/08/20/Others/Images/2015-08-20/___b_181440098291.jpg?uuid=OCna_EdwEeWfU9Hj3f0M2g
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:27 (ten years ago)
jeb! is like the human personification of this expression anyway, so seeing him actually wearing it is an endlessly compelling infinite regression
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 16 October 2015 10:06 (ten years ago)
I'm still traumatized by all the other Bush presidencies so I find his stupid Bushface very triggering.
― carl agatha, Friday, 16 October 2015 12:48 (ten years ago)
^^ otm
it's not his face so much as the fact that he exists and is running for president
― La Lechera, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:32 (ten years ago)
in fact, i picture him smiling smugly more than making this facial expression
― La Lechera, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:34 (ten years ago)