Twitter C/D

twitter is worst

this website is a hell to me

was just making a play on "scrum master" which is a job within a work methodology popular in the tech space xp

hell is other tweeters

as an outsider to the software industry i can confirm that scrum is a really funny word

a fun twitter game is when you see a tweet in yr timeline from someone you don't recognize, is it jbr or some dude or haikunym

twitter >>>>>> jira

what the hell is a scum master
what is your field, marcos?

― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jk i am not a scum master and i hope to avoid scum in my twitter venture.

i am a librarian

I didn't know you were a librarian! Librarians are cool imo.

what's your specialty? i know lots of librarians

thanks mh!

ll - scholarly publishing, copyright, licensing, open access. i work at a large research university

edutwitter is a rich trove of voices. It has completely changed the way I educate. Doooooo it.

how do you ignore the weight that sits on your first tweet and just post something, I am having a hard time with this tbh

Don't tweet, just follow people who have 500+ followers and who you like, they have motivation enough to tweet

"Hi" is a good first tweet. Or "trying out twitter" followed by six months of silence.

just be sure to add "#gamergate" to all your tweets or no one will see them

take DJP's pointers and make jokes about #bitcoin and dudes will send you Bitcoin tips

There was never this type of precious debutante angst in the days of Citizens Band radio, just "One Nine One Nine a copy and what's your handle?".

"this is my first tweet #gamergate #bitcoin #tcot"

^what i wld suggest to get off on the right foot

marcos if u follow me and lagoon we p much cover all the angles of twitter

the yin and yang of tweets

Bise I want to follow u on twitter

followed your advice and talked about gamergate and bitcoins and shit and now my boss blocked me thanks a lot everybody

lol jk but I still haven't tweeted anything

u should tweet about how nobody answers yr tweets that seems popular

tell ur boss u will only discuss work via DM

subtweet ilx

uh I'm not volunteering as anyones go between with their boss how dare u

rude

twitter is good

unfollow anyone who puts 'writer' in their bio

follow Thinkers instead

thinkers & gurus

thinkfluenceers

Bise I want to follow u on twitter
― Clay, Thursday, March 26, 2015 4:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure who wouldn't?

You mean to tell me that I'm the first person since last year to use the word periscope in an ILX post?

They should've called it, p'ello, I guess.

Twitter is asking me if I want to follow patton oswalt, where have I gone wrong in life to have had twitter make this suggestion to me,

Do I have to take confession, how many hail marys do I have to say

How have I sinned

you have to follow patton oswalt, sorry it is just the way of the tweet

in patton all things will be forgiven or at least punished

Yeah stop complaining and fulfill your destiny.

pattonement

(sorry)

yaaaa

I never got into twitter cause I had no idea what to write, ever. I admire writers in general because a blank canvas is really daunting to me.

use the standard joke templates

is there a wiki for that?

ha prob

you can start opinionating about things in the news but be careful to never explicitly note what you're talking about. this keeps some mystery alive for your followers who aren't reading the same things you are.

opinionating through standard joke format is also acceptable.