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r u a scum master marco

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:40 (eleven years ago)

as a matter of fact i am, v smart people in this field tbqt

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)

what the hell is a scum master
what is your field, marcos?

groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:09 (eleven years ago)

(whoops sorry lag∞n, i forgot the amigo!)

groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)

twitter is worst

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:11 (eleven years ago)

this website is a hell to me

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)

was just making a play on "scrum master" which is a job within a work methodology popular in the tech space xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:13 (eleven years ago)

hell is other tweeters

Mordy, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:16 (eleven years ago)

as an outsider to the software industry i can confirm that scrum is a really funny word

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)

a fun twitter game is when you see a tweet in yr timeline from someone you don't recognize, is it jbr or some dude or haikunym

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)

twitter >>>>>> jira

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:20 (eleven years ago)

what the hell is a scum master
what is your field, marcos?

― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jk i am not a scum master and i hope to avoid scum in my twitter venture.

i am a librarian

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:22 (eleven years ago)

I didn't know you were a librarian! Librarians are cool imo.

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:26 (eleven years ago)

what's your specialty? i know lots of librarians

groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:30 (eleven years ago)

thanks mh!

ll - scholarly publishing, copyright, licensing, open access. i work at a large research university

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:52 (eleven years ago)

edutwitter is a rich trove of voices. It has completely changed the way I educate. Doooooo it.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:57 (eleven years ago)

how do you ignore the weight that sits on your first tweet and just post something, I am having a hard time with this tbh

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:28 (eleven years ago)

Don't tweet, just follow people who have 500+ followers and who you like, they have motivation enough to tweet

, Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

"Hi" is a good first tweet. Or "trying out twitter" followed by six months of silence.

mh, Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:34 (eleven years ago)

just be sure to add "#gamergate" to all your tweets or no one will see them

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:52 (eleven years ago)

take DJP's pointers and make jokes about #bitcoin and dudes will send you Bitcoin tips

gr8080, Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)

There was never this type of precious debutante angst in the days of Citizens Band radio, just "One Nine One Nine a copy and what's your handle?".

xelab, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:12 (eleven years ago)

"this is my first tweet #gamergate #bitcoin #tcot"

^what i wld suggest to get off on the right foot

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:29 (eleven years ago)

marcos if u follow me and lagoon we p much cover all the angles of twitter

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)

the yin and yang of tweets

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:47 (eleven years ago)

Bise I want to follow u on twitter

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:58 (eleven years ago)

followed your advice and talked about gamergate and bitcoins and shit and now my boss blocked me thanks a lot everybody

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 23:49 (eleven years ago)

lol jk but I still haven't tweeted anything

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)

u should tweet about how nobody answers yr tweets that seems popular

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)

tell ur boss u will only discuss work via DM

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)

subtweet ilx

Mordy, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:26 (eleven years ago)

uh I'm not volunteering as anyones go between with their boss how dare u

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2015 00:27 (eleven years ago)

rude

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:30 (eleven years ago)

twitter is good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:57 (eleven years ago)

unfollow anyone who puts 'writer' in their bio

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:57 (eleven years ago)

follow Thinkers instead

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 27 March 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)

thinkers & gurus

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 27 March 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)

thinkfluenceers

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 March 2015 03:05 (eleven years ago)

Bise I want to follow u on twitter
― Clay, Thursday, March 26, 2015 4:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure who wouldn't?

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 27 March 2015 03:09 (eleven years ago)

You mean to tell me that I'm the first person since last year to use the word periscope in an ILX post?

pplains, Saturday, 28 March 2015 16:30 (eleven years ago)

They should've called it, p'ello, I guess.

pplains, Saturday, 28 March 2015 16:30 (eleven years ago)

Twitter is asking me if I want to follow patton oswalt, where have I gone wrong in life to have had twitter make this suggestion to me,

Do I have to take confession, how many hail marys do I have to say

How have I sinned

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 11:57 (eleven years ago)

you have to follow patton oswalt, sorry it is just the way of the tweet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:59 (eleven years ago)

in patton all things will be forgiven or at least punished

mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)

Yeah stop complaining and fulfill your destiny.

Jeff, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:22 (eleven years ago)

pattonement

drash, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:23 (eleven years ago)

(sorry)

drash, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:23 (eleven years ago)

yaaaa

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:33 (eleven years ago)

I never got into twitter cause I had no idea what to write, ever. I admire writers in general because a blank canvas is really daunting to me.

Evan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:38 (eleven years ago)

use the standard joke templates

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:38 (eleven years ago)


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