people that YELP are scumbags

LOL, no.

I have some compassion for these ladies tho because in a sense they have merely gotten swept up into the current foodie frenzy, the very frenzy that allows this guy's place to exist and make so much money and enjoy such a high profile. Such behavior is inevitable in a world where eating certain things and or at certain places are hailed as peak life experiences or even just key daily or weekly experiences that must be reported to their peers in order to seem legit depending on the standards of the community they hang out in....

'being an asshole is inevitable in a world where people like eating foods'

lol i have been to that restaurant and a peak like experience it was not

5.0 star rating
4/4/2015

Ok...let me start off with this, I love eating at HOT PHO to be honest it's the best place to eat pho,I go to this place all the time,maybe 2-3 times a week. The down fall about this place is 1 particular waiter there, he is the only guy/kid that works there. Normally it's just girls. Every time I go there and he is there,my order always always gets messed up!!! I mean every time!! I order iced coffee he brings me back a durian bubble tea...let's keep in mind he written my order down. So we was waiting for about 20 mins now and their were customers coming after us that was getting their food before us. So we went to ask what happen and he tells me he forgot to give the order to the cook OMG!!!!!I guess he didn't bother to notice that we was just sitting for about 20 mins drinking water...like we went there to hang out and drink water...I'm sorry to say but I had to give him a piece of my mind. I told him that he is very DUMB every time I come in here and you take my order you always mess up my order. Sorry to say but I just can't believe, believe how DUMB this dang guy is.. SO THE NEXT TIME I EAT THERE AND HE IS THERE THE DUMB ASS IS NOT TAKING MY ORDER YOU RETARD!!!! Oh and 1 more thing, he brings us out a plate with the veggies and asks me if I order pho lmao...YEAH DUMBO YOU TOOK MY ORDER!!!!

1.0 star rating
3/18/2013
Listed in Pho sho!, Don't even give it a try

I won't go back. Atmosphere is sketchy. Not a great locale being next to a gas station. But, most importantly, the food wasn't good. Classic example of "dishwater" pho broth (pretty self explanatory, right? broth that tastes like dish water). Thin, lacking of depth, flavor. Just thinking about the night we were there turns my stomach a little.

it's self-explanatory, let me explain it 2 u

Scott Harrison ‎ - 2 weeks ago
- Worst food I have had since I can remember and I'm 55. Way to expensive, small portions and taste like crap!!!! I would have done better at Mcdonalds. Spent 100 bucks and got screwed!!!
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woah scott

"and such small portions!"

like we went there to hang out and drink water

"I know what pierogis are - dumpling aficionado that I am - but I needed a refresher from the owner"

dumpling aficionado you are not

Boy am I pissed right now. Went through the drive thru to get a chilli and a diet coke. Only to get to my destination to find out no spoon in the bag and the soda is a regular coke. I'm in my car with now nothing to drink because it was supposed to be diet and a cup of chili and no spoon. Thumbs down Wendy's. Maybe you need to retrain your employees.

Avoid this place at all costs. Ordered a pretzel bacon cheeseburger and instead got simply a pretzel bun with a burger patty on it. Totally plain. The location and look of the employees tells you everything you need to know. I would be willing to bet that not one employee has washed their hands in the last month. Needless to say I threw my "food" away.

Perversely that made me crave Wendy's for lunch.

Worse Wendys I ever have been to.

Food is not fresh. Not cooked well. Service is slow.

i like wendy's "food"

I like their disgusting "sour cream."

I regret admitting that.

This is from Tripadvisor but I needed to post this review of the Limes Cafe in Bilsthorpe (UK):

“Ham cob”
4 of 5 stars Reviewed March 19, 2015

Brill food great customer service but the ham on the cob was abit past its sell buy date. The lattice was brown
Visited March 2015

lol + gross

This is what I get for Googling to see if Billy Cobham had ever put out an album called "Ham on the Cob" I guess.

Cami M.
0 friends 0 reviews
6/5/2015
DO NOT COME ON FRIDAYS IF YOU ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 22-29 this shit was an OLD HEAD NIGHT !!! No new hip hop music was played at all. ONLY OLD Year 2000 and house music was played and the drinks were overpriced STAY AWAY

Year 2000 = old.... *sobs*

mmm old head

"Side note - the bartender was very nice, BUT, he didn't ID me which made me sad because it was my birthday."

https://twitter.com/blippoblappo/status/618841417184616448

Polish that up a little and you'd have a beautiful quid/ag NYT piece on the decline of service in five star restaurants.

jfc people are assholes

ORANGE

MOST flowers are spring colors, right? Because they bloom in the fucking spring?

disclaimer: I done gone eaten myself some fancy dinners so I gots to hold Sorellina to a higher standard! Therefore I'm going to be way harsh and deal some tough love this-a-way!

About 4 minutes go by (this is actually a LONG time when you are waiting for a hot meal) and I quietly said to my mom "Where is my entree?"

i've got a feeling jaime m. has never said anything quietly to anyone in her entire life

yelp search term gold: "who he thinks he is"

oh god

About 40,100 results (0.81 seconds)

We order a margarita that came suuuper week, so we complaint with her about it, off course she said nothing could be done, so we decided to order a shot of tequila on the side to drop into the drink, she stated the dropping the shot in the drink was against 'their rules', she brought the shots and said we had to drink in front of her!!! HOW DARE WAS SHE!!! What the heck?! If you are paying for your shot you drink the way you want! So stupid, saying that we would not take the shot to not get crazy, we returned the shot to the 'smart ass' waiter and walked to the bar, bought two shots, brought it back to the table and added to our weak margarita.
My friends son, 23 year old had a heat, back words, security came in saying to fix the heat or leave. We asked why, what's the problem, he said that they see it as a disrespectful action towards them and they don't tolerate that... Whatever.

HOW DARE WAS SHE!!!

fuck fixing a heat

i don't understand what it means to "have a heat"

i can't make my face into a heat

[kid's hat was on backwards]

Likely an English as a second language writer, keep it cool.

uh...

Likely an English as a second language writer, keep it cool.

― nickn, Thursday, July 23, 2015 3:46 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was my suspicion too. ty for the translation rogermexico

tengo calor

The food here is just OK, Nothing special.
Service sucks unless you are a mexican.
They seem to get the order mixed up easily.
They forgot my drink with my order, Not going back here EVER.

I'm noticing for hotel reviews on Yelp/Priceline that "it's in a bad part of town" is shorthand for "a place where some poor people might live" srsly learned to start ignoring that part and just focus on the amenities/does it have bedbugs.

yet I feel like in the realm of one to two star hotels, I have yet to find one review where someone doesn't claim they got bedbugs, sooooo...

like everybody says the hotel I'm in right now was in a 'bad part of town' on Yelp and I'm here and it totally isn't! it's just a college area like any other state! and there was a kickass restaurant right next to the hotel! fuck you Yelpers! FUCK 2 YOU!!!

Reading Yelp is a sad substitute for discovering shit on your own or by word of mouth