everybody on ilx complains about reddit

As we all know ilx is free of passive aggressive pleas for sympathy

On our worst day, you won't find anything like that here.

Now, just plain ol' aggressive pleas for sympathy, yeah those are all over the place.

theres a thread for asking ppl to tell u u r good lol

I feel like a lump because I got yelled at by my boss at work today

vs

I hope you all like oatmeal. A woman called me lumpy today, so if you like oatmeal, maybe you'll like me too.

pplains otm

the thing that differentiates the reddit style in that (pretend) case is that theres an overt pandering hook which is what one wld suspect from a site where popularity is central to the design, which is tbh worse than the ilx version, otherwise they are pretty much identical tho

but i'm pretty

and you dont need anyone to tell u that just believe in yrself and yr beauty will radiate outward unobstructed by the haters and trolls

brb heading to wdyll april 2015 thread

reddit is normcore

http://www.reddit.com/r/normcore/

if u meet me have some sympathy

also reddit is too norm to be normcore. they can't fetishize themselves.

ya was gonna say reddit is just normal

reddit is just normal

o brave new world

lol tru

more typical reddit problems http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/30l57o/the_people_of_rskincareaddiction_have/

http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/

"Taste's very strange!"

Oh my god

that story is incredible

It reads like a lost passage from Notes from the Underground

everybody on ilx complains about reddit but that story is good

Not knowing what a potato is, I gotta remember that. Save it for a rainy day. What a killer joke.

Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.

this is a perfect parody of the the reddit house style

this has to be Paul f Tompkins

But my god did I laugh

and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"

Thought it couldn't be more perfect, then noticed the username is 'NotKnowPotato' X-D

Crap hobby - browsing http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/ and trying to find something, anything, that raises the remotest hint of a smile.

tbf it's common knowledge amongst redditors that r/funny is not funny.

Crap hobby - browsing Toot! Toot! Excelsior Has Raised LOLzarus From the Dead Thread! and trying to find something, anything, that raises the remotest hint of a smile.

lol

command f "lag∞n" B-) me not know potato!

Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes. (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by so_carelessly_here

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

i did not know there was a joke archetype about my ppl. but i understand now why i love potatoes so much.

thanks for the new dn

I think you mean potato xp

But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

eek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

my veins are 77% potato blood

http://www.vox.com/2015/4/10/8383165/reddit-button-explained

stet can we have a button

def need abutton

Just realized: that potato thing earlier reminds me of the Seinfeld where George is always going on to his in-laws about his place in the Hamptons and by the end of the episode nobody believes him but he is still marching through the woods trying to find a place that only exists in his mind waiting to see "who blinks first".

if any of you fuckers vote for the button in coint and plick

stet, i can't see the button on SNA should i clean my cache or...?

Thought only kendrick and snoop could push the button

classic reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/325zo8/tifumy_mom_touched_my_erect_penis/

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34jskq/mcdonalds_served_potentially_hazardous_food_il/