"It's not far now, just hang a left at the Moon."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:46 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150413_contest-690.jpg
― änte flöttar ja te sjöss (Øystein), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)
"Can you hear me now?"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)
"That's the call of the wrecking ball."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 April 2015 22:46 (eleven years ago)
"Well it's not on MY end"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
OH YEAAHH!
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)
"Hold on, it's my BALL WAITING"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-10/and-the-new-yorker-cartoon-contest-winner-is-a-computer
The magazine’s cartoon editor collaborated with Microsoft researchers on an artificial intelligence project that aims to teach machines what’s funny
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
Via The Atlantic, a new contender for universal caption.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/150928_contest-690.jpg
It doesn't work for this weeks, but .. What does?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)
well christ what an asshole works
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)
a poke in the eye for the atlantic
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)
"it almost looks as though that divebombing bison is doing a nazi salute and hitler moustache combo"
― conrad, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:37 (ten years ago)
"Well, I heard the bull market had taken a dive, but I had no idea an actual bull would climb up a diving board and jump into this swimming pool."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo cannonball
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)
that's good!
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:49 (ten years ago)
"I've heard of buffalo jumps as historical hunting sites, but this is ridiculous."
― jmm, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)
"Cannonbull!"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
"I'm all for free range, but c'mon!"
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:42 (ten years ago)
http://suckmydicknewyorker.tumblr.com/
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7ea8f04bee88a418e1f62d29454ff69b/tumblr_nn4husDSin1qceynno1_1280.jpg
They actually used this?
Wouldn't it be 1000+ entries saying ".. and this is where the magic happens" ?
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 16:52 (ten years ago)
"Have you met the other half?"
― bored at work (snoball), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:02 (ten years ago)
...and i didn't notice there were kids in the back until i was driving away. they haven't set foot outside this room in 25 years.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 January 2016 17:16 (ten years ago)
my desires are...unconventional
"Time for some butt stuff!"
― Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:40 (ten years ago)
"Are you still sure you don't want to play Magic: The Gathering?"
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 15 January 2016 18:11 (ten years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/160711_contest-690.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)
"I'm sorry but we've decided not to renew your contract"
― conrad, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:20 (nine years ago)
"look at the naked contempt i have for you, my audience"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)
"Because it wasn't there."
― oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:31 (nine years ago)
Something about "clinging to white privilege" but I'm struggling with this one.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)
"Never better!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)
"Shut up, it's working!"
― oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)
^ Like
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)
"This is normal"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
"Giant steps are what you take, climbing on the Moon"
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
Contenderizer x2
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)
"There's really nothing to it."Submitted by Throop Wilder, Lincoln, Mass. "If you see the cartoonist, have him drop me a line."Submitted by J. Michael Shanley, Marshfield, Mass. "Because it's not there."Submitted by Susan Robinson, Willow, N.Y.
― Mark G, Monday, 25 July 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160801_contest-690.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 July 2016 14:28 (nine years ago)
"I want to cut cable"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 25 July 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)
"im just really struugling with the glass ceiling at work"
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 25 July 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
"you need a taller door, dickweed"
― a simba man (Will M.), Monday, 25 July 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
"I'm sleeping with another giraffe, who looks exactly identical to both of us"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 25 July 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)
"I never thought putting an unplugged LCD television in the middle of our room would work - and I was right"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)
"Who's got a long neck and rams his TV table up against a couch? This guy!!!!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
"don't get short with me!!!!!"
― brownie, Monday, 25 July 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
"put some clothes on"
"Let's Neckflix and chill. Get it? Neck flix"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
"Did you do something different with your tail? Come on Lisa.. Why won't you talk to me?? Oh yeah, giraffes can't talk"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
"I'm not going to stick my neck out for the DNC when I can watch the convention from home"
― mh, Monday, 25 July 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)