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Fetty Wap [Started by Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu) in April 2015, last updated 51 minutes ago by Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu) on I Love Music] 14 new answers

^I don't have the impulse control to avoid clicking on that thread forever, but I'd like to take a few more minutes to bask in my ignorance before I confront the horrible person/thing that calls itself 'Fetty Wap'

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Fetty Wap is a meme rapper incase you were wondering

it's the new punk, darling

:-/

I feel like such an old rockist right now but this is garbage

my brother, i have been trying to understand the fixation with trap music and the best i can do is presume their brains turn to mush whenever they hear an 808, or the mythic words 'mike will made it'

also those who can call a song with the lyrics 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) the most 'euphorically romantic of recent years', but then with ilm you come to expect the unexpected, and woe betide anyone who doesn't sing about baking pies

I feel like I might be able to appreciate this stuff if I pretend it's some new and thought-provoking pc music concoction. but I really don't have the patience for that kind of thought experiment when the emceeing is 'rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015' caliber and the lyrics are just as abhorrent as meta/ironic commentary (if that's what ilm is rationalizing it as) as they are at face value.

but this thread is heading dangerously close to trenchant warfare so I'll just shrug and say it's not for me

Wat

I feel like I might be able to appreciate this stuff if I pretend it's some new and thought-provoking pc music concoction.

this strikes me as the worst possible approach anyone could take to appreciating music

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase)

won't use right now, but would like first dibs on this as a display name.

actually, nah, YOLO

thought if it fit in the little box, it would display the whole name.

sheeee-iiit.

It's kind of endearing how LJ manages to be all "look at these idiots" while bashing straight into the same comedy lamppost he's walked into dozens of times before.

not idiots, we all respond to certain Pavlovian triggers - just don't understand yours, just as you might not understand my obsession with cricket

trap music vs cricket

Henny Fap

I'm actually a well documented hater of a lot of trap beats. I love Trap Queen because it shamelessly moves into the euphoric candyfloss space that Future largely vacated with his last album.

The sound that cricket makes is very lovely, I just don't want to actually look at it.

the sound this cricket makes is very lovely too

http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=File%3AField_cricket_Gryllus_pennsylvanicus.ogg

love crickets

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202015-04-10%2021.52.19.png

Velvet Underground: Live 1969 vs. Grateful Dead: Live/Dead

IT'S 8:30 AM AND I'M REALLY INTO DRINKIN MY OWN SPERM!

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

Take a Sad Song and Extract Every Last Ounce of Spontaneity from It: the Beatles Uber-Ballad Poll

... shooting fish in a barrel there tbh

I Killed Razorlight With My Big Fucking Dick [Started by AAARGH in August 2004, last updated 2 minutes ago by Ned Raggett on I Love Music] 1 new answer

...what

Sonic Youth reference applied to comedy landfill band of the early 2000s

Right now I know no other time, Right now I know no other poll - SPOON (ILM artist poll #67) --- Voting extended until Sunday July 26, 2015 [Started by Bee OK in July 2015, last updated 31 minutes ago by Bee OK on I Love Music] 102 new answers

all-time champion

U hate spoon?

it has almost every component of an unenticing thread title

title is almost too ugly for this thread, it sends an active shiver of yuk thru me, like anti-ASMR

Is Music Today Better or Worse Than Ever ? [Started by Naive Teen Idol in November 2007, last updated 43 minutes ago by Matt DC on I Love Music] 39 new answers POLL results

Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig's "Frances Ha"

whenever I read Greta Gerwig's name I think "ate an earwig"

yes!

i think it's a nice name. it sounds kind of quaint and quirky, like a name a professor at hogwarts would have

sounds like a Nazi name tbh -- like an alt-Ilsa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greta_B%C3%B6sel

the Shiba Inu of the SS

watch kid rock and scott stapp get blowjobs!!!!!

Canadian Film in the house

^^^^^

bands that improved significantly between their first and second albums

I knew you it would be that thread and I knew it would be you!

lol

true to my own aesthetic

thread inspired by some classic imago hyperbole, you're all welcome

it's a classic genre: lists that gradually include all ilm regulars listing the same artists they always list in all list threads

srsly