why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

3000 years worth of terrible facebook image macros

https://www.facebook.com/EternalLifeFan/photos_stream

What a goldmine, I didn't realise David Avocado was a thing. As to the image macro, there's a lot going on there but I'm reminded of Nietzsche's rebuke to the Stoics - you say we should spend more time in nature, but how are we ever out of it in the first place? Indoors is nature. It's a moot point, we need to think way out of the box

box is underrated iirc

this stuff should all be xposted to gr8080's life coach thread but i spent several hours a couple months ago reading about the "institute for integrative nutrition" and sinking into the internet black hole of all these "health coach" blogs where the "coach" has a certificate from them. always a thin white female, smiling with open mouth, average age 30. this david avocado chocolate guy is one of their lecturers.

http://i61.tinypic.com/123o02u.jpg

Do ellipses carry endorphins and I've just been unaware all this time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnK_6BavWkc

The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice

Honestly what's annoying me most about this is the grammar, rrrrrrgh

just the phrase "david avocado" is funny
are people still suggesting that "ditch your tv" is a good idea? Golden age iirc

obviously should be replaced with "ditch your smartphone"

right right

The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice

Honestly what's annoying me most about this is the grammar, rrrrrrgh

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, March 22, 2015 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)

it is almost correct if he is saying the rock star of the superfoods and longevity world looks to david avocado for advice

hi, i'm david avocado

Yes, it's got a Something Awful URL on it but it was posted by this FB group https://www.facebook.com/FeministsAgainstVaccination and I just can't figure out the game.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11044618_1675330549360870_5199910989538201784_n.jpg?oh=0a70f46a16a7a3e7d0aecee5aab97a5d&oe=55AE0606&__gda__=1433420685_c889a622b41fee0611336812e0378727

omg

incredible

the SA tag probably indicates this was originally a really sarcastic parody and these people just don't get it

lol, yes, that's a parody.

There were a few of those SA ones spread around a while back.

really hate when people write "veg." somehow that's what i hate most about that. i'm irrational.

― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 22, 2015 4:22 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, never say "veg" except as a verb as in "to veg out"

;_;

veg girl

I figured out that it was a parody but I was looking for an agenda, particularly for one behind the Feminists Against Vaccination group. Now I don't think there really is one.
xps

veg is ok, "veggies" is heinous tho

veggies is the americanized version of "veg", just as insidious

Everyone should pronounce it like Brian Wilson

That vax = smack parody thing unfortunately keeps doing the round with serious antivaxer idiots over and over, who just dont get that its meant to be an exaggerated joke.

https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026161_969447336401465_465188238479117537_n.jpg?oh=f03d3a659e275b0de495f92077dce267&oe=55BAC686

105 The River
March 6 ·

For the sake of music fans everywhere... DO IT!!! :)

i really don't see a lot of crossover between those two...

LOL the most normal boring Zappa picture ever. It makes it looks like Zappa is Bieber's touring guitarist.

That one doesnt even make sense! "oh check out that mistachio guy, gosh even tho I'm into R&B and pop I'mma check out his noodling RITE NOW".

Every time someone shares
this picture

A Justin Bieber fan discovers
Digital Generation Loss

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11026024_973662459341064_2663329373716281198_n.jpg?oh=7b17e66aae025e1ab6fd144f06f4a54b&oe=55AF60DF

Shut up and think about it, jerkwad!

.. Ironic

TINSEL and ENLIST are spelled with the same letters. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tinkle bout it

Lol that fact appears in Paul Morley's words & music, along with the fact that - and prepare yourselves for this - "L, I, S & T are the first four letters of listen."

Yes, it's got a Something Awful URL on it but it was posted by this FB group https://www.facebook.com/FeministsAgainstVaccination and I just can't figure out the game.

I'm guessing the group itself is satire too. Some of these posts can't be serious.

Feminists Against Vaccination
February 10 ·

Feminists against Vaccination is expanding as a community, bringing together diverse feminists from all corners of the internet, and all walks of life. We have almost reached our 15 subscriber milestone! I would like to personally thank all of you for protecting children everywhere from the dangers of "big-government" vaccines, as well as helping to promote positive gender identity for all women. The following is a genius quote from a smart man. If you read carefully, you will find the brilliant metaphor comparing the big government to "greedy swine."

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10968404_1664186493808609_965159452980346972_n.png?oh=19440de2209a1308327100abe0653a2a&oe=55701B4B&__gda__=1438224634_ce910f01bce60f3cd9e12ae98453b1b5

idk

http://i.imgur.com/jJ3c526.jpg

and in the middle there's a cloaca

birding?

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRDING IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIE-FEEDS, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME FACEBOOK CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10629628_863273653718208_9017962669777382023_n.jpg?oh=eda4a327cda23f5be341b94bdfc4bbdc&oe=557235D0&__gda__=1434034536_388b44c721cea4dea050af7a159c349e

So your misery is your own fault, hippy.

even if one assumes that macro is correct, it would still be massively unhelpful and stupidly smug

"somebody cut a vibrational attitude!"
"i didn't emit it"
"me neither"
"whoever felt it belt it"

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11068099_1435547950071071_2272727562333484991_n.jpg?oh=caa62a7bd1dfe745fc3dd7b8362295f2&oe=55ABEE22

What's on the stomach??? ANd a giant smiley head!!!! Terrifying.

Something wrapped around a letter L. I'm not sure what.

http://laughingcolours.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10896299_10153143828744578_1199623112362104401_o-650x650.jpg

worst shel silverstein poem ever