rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

looking forward to the subway 'let's talk about religion' initiative

your sandwich artist will write 'do your people really believe THAT?' on the wrapper for your footlong meatball

but soon, with cutting-edge genetic research, we will finally be able to have live chickens take bites out of themselves with three-pronged cartoon forks and then shoot a big grin at the customer before using their free wing to give a thumbs-up sign

― j., Tuesday, March 17, 2015 12:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

picturing monty burns and his one bite of blinky the three-eyed fish, here

https://hushcomics.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/peter-davison-1.jpg

oops, sorry for the hueg

lol, Bayonne doesn't get chicken fries.

Now they're asking Gloria oracular Yes or No questions.

can't wait for chik-fil-a to strike back

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Worshiping_the_golden_calf.jpg

Beginning on Monday, Dairy Queen dairistas will have the option as they serve customers to hand cups on which they’ve handwritten the words “MooLatte” and start a discussion about race.

Is it supposed to be a play on "We're in this race together"?

Thought it was an invitation to listen to Racebannon with a cool barista.

the ~ ~ ~ ~ human race ~ ~ ~ ~

Slightly off topic I guess

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/food/how-deep-fry-cadbury-eggs-and-revolutionize-your-easter-candy

deep-fried creme eggs look like weeping pustules

http://i.imgur.com/MWikylM.jpg

Does anybody have $10

I need to buy some gloves

For a friend

http://bigmacshop.se/

are u sure that's all u need

http://images.ttcdn.co/i/product/1000/0/144139-ad6f4eeddc29432c98ef3e3cdc4f8936.jpeg

woman on left giving a real 'yeah you like these big mac jammies you sick fuck' look

No longer an innovation, but the McDonald's near my workplace has the metal circle in this picture encased and on display like a holy relic.
http://media.independent.com/img/photos/2008/03/27/Herb_Peterson_2006_File2.jpg
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23819808/ns/business-us_business/t/egg-mcmuffin-inventor-herb-peterson-dies/#.VRjR7_nF-5I

RIP

http://i.imgur.com/RcLeq7z.jpg

I need this two minutes ago

That's all I really want from McDonalds anyway. Now all it needs is a tiny cardboard canoe full of dipping sauces.

need a belt of fry holsters

A french fry bandolier

http://thehunt.insnw.net/app/public/system/zine_images/1588085/original/71fa893652d1a052890a9e8de9bf62b9.jpg

DakiMcUra

http://gothamist.com/2015/04/13/shrewd_taco_skateboard_marketing.php

i don't even know this fits here but this is completely incredible

Human taco Jon Newport and production manager Ben Wilkes, who took the video, spoke with Animal about the incident, which happened on Saturday afternoon. Newport was apparently a professional skateboarder at 16, which inspired Wilkes's confidence; "But as soon as he passed me I was like, 'Oh shit,'" he told the site. Taco toppings apparently obscured Newport's vision as he excited the ramp, resulting in the crash at the bottom.

omg huge lols
HUMAN TACO

The highway's jammed with broken tacos

i need to see that footage

The highway's jammed with broken tacos

― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:18 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpa7lxfhUs

new death grips album is just audio of skateboarding taco being hit by a car

https://36.media.tumblr.com/3d2b67d6730739e11622a512272f7e22/tumblr_n80hgpFZ2m1qzjw8go1_500.png

i like the suggestion that's a universal truth
first job i ever had when i was 14 was at a kentucky fried chicken; they had me cleaning the grease off the trays with some industrial strength type acid bath shit and didn't give me gloves. after two days, my hands swelled up to twice their size so they fired me.

:(

shit will turn you vegan

That's Victorian England level shit.

how did the towel taste, is what I'm wondering

Japanese, but...

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dam-curry-rice-damukare-japan-bento-01.jpg

http://www.boredpanda.com/dam-curry-rice-damukare-japan/

"We're not on our game," McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook admitted. But he expressed confidence the brand once again can dominate the quick-service burger market. Read about his plan.

http://burgerbusiness.com/mcdonalds-market-driven-blueprint/

http://burgerbusiness.com/mcdonalds-tests-smaller-tastecrafted-platform/

when are we gonna see the world stop chasin chipotle w/ the halfassed gourmet flavor customization options

never probably

Everybody's fuckin with ghost peppers right now. I feel like we've jumped several iterations of heat in a very short time. Sriracha is so mid to late last yearpart. GHOST PEPPERS, BIIIITCH.

It’s a 3-step ordering process.

Awesome, their drive-thru window already takes ten minutes to get through, I'm sure this will help.

I have the taco bell app now. Recommended if you enjoy the gaze of a bored teenage cashier as you walk directly to the sauce packet cache of an empty taco bell.

has it occurred to mcdonalds that there's a vast number of their customers who have never been to a chipotle?

no one goes to mcdonalds to fine-tune their source of protein. They want a burger, some fries, maybe some nuggets. Playing 20 Questions in the drive-thru is just going to piss people off.

I thought ghost peppers were supposed to, like, incapacitatingly spicy. What are these false fast food ghost peppers?

Wendy's has ghost pepper cheese fries, I think Jack in the Box is doing a ghost pepper burger. I'm guessing they're mixing a tiny amount of extract with a cream sauce that will keep it from really burning your mouth.

ghost pepper packaging

got ghost pepper "cream cheese" on my bagel at a vegan grindcore coffeehouse once, I dig spicy but was not a pleasant experience imo

def a "you can brag to your friends that you ate this garbage" criteria to many food lab inventions that fake ghost pepper toppings fulfill