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the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:55 (eleven years ago)

xp "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't. Because your dick is in my arse."

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:13 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBC8ElbWEAAFsVF.jpg:large

Matt DC, Monday, 13 April 2015 11:08 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Who's the guy with the panda? I feel like I recognise him but can't place him?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 28 May 2015 08:32 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn2sitescout.edgesuite.net/cpcode394/6-8a472ea-7108e70-fe85496.gif

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Thursday, 28 May 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)

can I still be ~a feminist~ and enjoy Up The Arse Corner?

Hljómsveitt say yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

Sanpaku, Thursday, 28 May 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)

I can't believe Ned would rather show off to his facebook friends than put this here where it belongs...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGR0Cw-XIAAnZV0.jpg

écorché (S-), Monday, 1 June 2015 06:38 (eleven years ago)

I can't believe Ned would rather show off to his facebook friends than put this here where it belongs...

🗻

ha ha. i stared at that in wonderment for a full five minutes when he posted it.

Fizzles, Monday, 1 June 2015 06:44 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5757/20531291535_7823765dc9_z.jpgSpecial Delivery by Lucy, on Flickr

Madchen, Friday, 14 August 2015 10:20 (ten years ago)

that alf thompson, what is he like?

feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:41 (ten years ago)

Perfect.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 14 August 2015 11:05 (ten years ago)

hahaaaaaaa fantastic!

JimD, Friday, 14 August 2015 11:15 (ten years ago)

House of commons ones are easy, but

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6172611.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Harriet-Harman-main.jpg

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 14 August 2015 11:31 (ten years ago)

this is from PETA website, so don't accuse me of promoting animal cruelty
http://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Pig-Wrestling-Close-up.jpg

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:10 (ten years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/01/44/9d01449e4895aedeb36bdc6d448ff770.jpg

authentic plastic rat (soref), Monday, 17 August 2015 18:59 (ten years ago)

Hulk smash

a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 August 2015 19:06 (ten years ago)

x-posted from the "horrible album titles" thread with all due apologies.

http://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2012-12/1354868969_cover-640x480.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/qlxjHOK.jpg

hand of jehuty and the blowfish (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 22:52 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

I remember reading the NME interview that photo belongs to in about '89 or something, I was still doing a paper-round at the time so it was way back. It was quite entertaining at the time, especially where MES was ripping Nick Cave's "pretentious artiste" type comments.

calzino, Saturday, 5 March 2016 21:23 (ten years ago)

http://thequietus.com/articles/09277-mark-e-smith-nick-cave-shane-macgowan-nme-interview

Ad h (onimo), Saturday, 5 March 2016 22:35 (ten years ago)

There's nothing new in Acid House for me, pal. I've been using that process for years. Bloody years. It might be new for you but don't assume it's new for anyone else, because you're fucking wrong, pal.

calzino, Saturday, 5 March 2016 22:53 (ten years ago)

More than a touch of the Madeley about Mark E Smith in that photo.

trishyb, Sunday, 6 March 2016 13:08 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfZJz_OWwAEPMDp.jpg:large

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 23:02 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Zhqe5Ys.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)

I remember thinking that the "Jesus helping" genre of paintings seemed like a ripe area of exploration for this thread, and lo:

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus167_helping_person.gif

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpSBEtGVYAA7D7q.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 August 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/IMG_2041_zpseufoi6tn.jpg

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Iro3MnL.jpg

Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:34 (nine years ago)

the young Ernie Hudson/old Ernie Hudson one is fantastic, it should be a Chuck Tingle book, along the lines of

https://i.imgur.com/38pNViPh.jpg

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:10 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu9niGTWgAEAwVx.jpg

Neil S, Monday, 17 October 2016 10:28 (nine years ago)

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/H60AAOSwHaBWie~j/s-l1600.jpg

Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:45 (nine years ago)

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

Eddie Murphy: Boogie In Your Butt (all rights reserved)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27vG-Ja_0Y

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:58 (nine years ago)

http://gallery.yopriceville.com/var/resizes/Free-Clipart-Pictures/Cartoons-PNG/Winnie_the_Pooh_and_Piglet_with_Winter_Hats.png?m=1399672800

- SOLO - Pink Dolphin, Bubbling Cassina (frog), Indris, Monkeys, Tiger (soref), Friday, 28 October 2016 00:45 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/I9obR6r.jpg

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 13:42 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this turned out to be 100% accurate

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 October 2016 04:33 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C23dWOEUcAIBJVR.jpg:small

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8QyK_rWAAEb8EP.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 31 March 2017 17:08 (nine years ago)

that should be painted on a cathedral ceiling somewhere, really

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:22 (nine years ago)

perfection

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:31 (nine years ago)

a lil friday luv for u

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7h_rdXZQ--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j55arzab6kjjpg.jpg

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:33 (nine years ago)

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

http://img01.deviantart.net/27d8/i/2013/048/e/9/horns14__triceratops_by_tuomaskoivurinne-d2svi59.png

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 May 2017 14:48 (nine years ago)

the bumming of the apocalypse

Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 May 2017 15:11 (nine years ago)

as arousing as the thought of turning this into a thread full of pictures of hot, cold-blooded dino-fucking undoubtedly is, i feel obligated to point out that these are most likely depiciting actual dino-p-in-dino-v interactions and thus are ineligible for inclusion itt

Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 May 2017 15:53 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

While Sims and Branwen's titles focus on heterosexual sex, gay dinosaur erotica also exists. The Guardian's columnist Damien Walter has published a review of Hunter Fox's short story A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by speculative fiction author Phronk. The review comments that the book "has no intrinsic redeeming qualities. It is horribly written, morally questionable, and even the sex in it seems like an afterthought ... It's the Kardashian of crappy erotica." Nonetheless, its mere success gives it meaning and appeal:

The title alone is delightful, tapping into deep-seated cynicism about post-50-Shades erotica and today’s publishing industry. Its unjustifiably high Amazon ranking delights and frustrates traditional authors and self-published authors alike. And the horrid writing only underscores how ridiculous it is that this bizarre artifact even exists.[2]

a whole world out there

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:29 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/jHJlgMn.jpg?1

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:08 (nine years ago)


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