Laugh a per loser?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 12:58 (eleven years ago)
parody.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:00 (eleven years ago)
mm
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:03 (eleven years ago)
parody (but not great)
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 14:35 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10698579_10206642654048406_2827950815292151176_n.jpg?oh=84d54cde1d26b047242745308eac5afc&oe=55706F37
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:16 (eleven years ago)
if they like me the way i am good
pretty lady in wet shirt driving that msg home
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 March 2015 12:31 (eleven years ago)
Gotta have your obligatory, completely unrelated stock photo so readers have someone to identify with.
― Evan, Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:46 (eleven years ago)
she has a python neck good.
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:47 (eleven years ago)
and people were behaving like they ought to good
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:48 (eleven years ago)
I have reached a point in my life where I still feel it is necessary to impress people by proclaiming that I don't care whether I impress them or not.
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)
.. AND I DON'T CARE!!!
― Mark G, Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:55 (eleven years ago)
I have reached a point in my life where I no longer try to impress people, because I'm not all that impressive.
― Aimless, Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)
I'm impressed.
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025998_959395027424504_3298656576273844189_n.png?oh=056499ce4ac162c62554db1e7c9b6a7b&oe=55796F69&__gda__=1434893059_8599a3185831068aac574dea73aa89f2
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:36 (eleven years ago)
always knew what the pirates' flag looked like. always wondered what the pirates' flag was thinking.
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10377468_714660321913543_4317514180247596864_n.jpg?oh=b275050fc227bf643b1144796ce1e7d8&oe=5582B276&__gda__=1438471879_6c20e5a7ec6c835948449a22ab476090
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:01 (eleven years ago)
destroys the next generation, sweet weeping jesus.
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:04 (eleven years ago)
damn, it don't goes more accurate than those
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:06 (eleven years ago)
interested to hear about this multiple occupancy condom
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:29 (eleven years ago)
Damn, my joke was funny
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:30 (eleven years ago)
Where did you put it?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:32 (eleven years ago)
Ach, it'll turn up
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:38 (eleven years ago)
I just spent way too much time considering the physical logistics of that.
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:39 (eleven years ago)
not really mocking this one, but I don't know where to put ithttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/stevie%20.jpg
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
too much time on ilx
― 龜, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)
Was gonna say
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)
unless i'm missing something that seems like a supremely legitimate use of facebook
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:57 (eleven years ago)
I agree. just lol'd at the 'stevie d' part. but I did not know about this 'too much time on ilx' thread, which sounds more appropriate. or maybe I'm just being told that I've spent too much time on ilx.
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)
which is fair enough tbh
no, there's a thread. it's 77 tho'.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:04 (eleven years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422567_10152623538751512_7622857926813473202_n.jpg?oh=f622235e687b01f242530a169dfb3f28&oe=55B23EAB&__gda__=1438088850_eaaf5057adb85340aec892c82df4e42d
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 March 2015 10:23 (eleven years ago)
no shit I came here to post that exact thing
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2015 10:37 (eleven years ago)
really hate when people write "veg." somehow that's what i hate most about that. i'm irrational.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 11:22 (eleven years ago)
you sneer, but it seems to be working ok for David Avocado Wolfe and his friends
http://www.pedestrian.tv/images/article/2011/03/14/David-Wolfe-Party-642-380.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:50 (eleven years ago)
David Wolfe (a.k.a. Chocolate Pope Avocado Cacao)
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:55 (eleven years ago)
omg http://www.davidwolfe.com/
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:05 (eleven years ago)
The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition and chocolate!
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:06 (eleven years ago)
aw man, a perm and a will to make money from lying to idiots and i too cd've been a millionaire longevity guru
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:37 (eleven years ago)
http://www.eternallifefanclub.com/memes/Quote-David-Wolfe.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:41 (eleven years ago)
jesus God the concept of living 70+ years already terrifies me, who the fuck would wanna last that long
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:45 (eleven years ago)
ELF
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)
OMG
http://www.groundology.co.uk/
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:54 (eleven years ago)
3000 years worth of terrible facebook image macros
https://www.facebook.com/EternalLifeFan/photos_stream
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:59 (eleven years ago)
What a goldmine, I didn't realise David Avocado was a thing. As to the image macro, there's a lot going on there but I'm reminded of Nietzsche's rebuke to the Stoics - you say we should spend more time in nature, but how are we ever out of it in the first place? Indoors is nature. It's a moot point, we need to think way out of the box
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:03 (eleven years ago)
box is underrated iirc
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:04 (eleven years ago)
this stuff should all be xposted to gr8080's life coach thread but i spent several hours a couple months ago reading about the "institute for integrative nutrition" and sinking into the internet black hole of all these "health coach" blogs where the "coach" has a certificate from them. always a thin white female, smiling with open mouth, average age 30. this david avocado chocolate guy is one of their lecturers.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:11 (eleven years ago)
http://i61.tinypic.com/123o02u.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:37 (eleven years ago)
Do ellipses carry endorphins and I've just been unaware all this time?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:38 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnK_6BavWkc
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:49 (eleven years ago)