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"I'll have to look at the data"

Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 9 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

this team's epitaph

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Monday, 9 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

...and that scorecard is probably the ideal epitaph for this WI team. They'd be half decent if they had a single bowler. Batting implosion also perfect - thirty overs, blaze of glory

to pump a bit of lye (imago), Saturday, 21 March 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

lol @ West Indies actually scoring at a quicker rate than NZ.

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 21 March 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

XD

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 09:57 (nine years ago) link

never, ever change

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 09:57 (nine years ago) link

best bit: a south african held it together for NZ

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 09:58 (nine years ago) link

lol at south africa 4eva

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:07 (nine years ago) link

de villiers' missed run-out was amazing

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

they said Duminy would make an impact

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link

even men with steel hearts could feel Morne Morkel's tears

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link

he really bowled well

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link

awwww ab :(

enter the megalith

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link

the missed AB runout was truly something else

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link

there were later chokes, by both sides, but that was dare I say the defining one

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

Clarke you magnificent bastard

the biggest aspie disser in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 09:54 (nine years ago) link

lol kiss of death

the biggest aspie disser in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 09:56 (nine years ago) link

oh no now i will have to act faux-gracious for days (weeks, months, years)

estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link

Well that game sucked

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link

aw steve smith, how could i begrudge that joyful face.

estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:15 (nine years ago) link

^true patriot

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link

it would be a different story if he played for the wallabies.

estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link

tbf devereux is a class act on & off

nz blew it early but the real executioner was that faulkner swine, the guy's sheer tasmanian devil, absolute fiend of a bloke. cartoon villain stuff

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2015 10:52 (nine years ago) link

more of a contest would have been good but it's a very small blow in the scheme of things.

estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:08 (nine years ago) link

belittling cricket in the face of rugby is tantamount to pulling my tail while dangling grilled halloumi kebabs in front of me, but I must let this, as with all things, pass

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2015 11:19 (nine years ago) link

after i read 'pulling my tail while dangling' i left the rest of that thing unparsed.

estela, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link

Richie Benaud RIP.

Cricket commentary (and cricket full stop) will never be the same w/out you.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

oh shit

:(

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

rip you ripsnorter

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

well that's a bummer

division of bowker (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2015 08:06 (nine years ago) link

a good innings

Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 10 April 2015 08:09 (nine years ago) link

RIP Richie :(((((((

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 10 April 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link

another good innings http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/32376031

Keith Moom (Neil S), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Not looking good for England is it

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 3 May 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

moores must go

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 May 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

expecting ShariVari encomium to J Blackwood come morning

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

looks like strauss has the DoC role so dont expect things to change or KP to get back now
more boring cricket and 5-0 to the Aussies to come.

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

o m g

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, this is extraordinary. I suspect light will rob us of a result though.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

30 off 12-ish

Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link

so close

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

great effort

Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Jos Buttler a century off 46 balls. Amazing stuff. If only he could do it in tests

Cosmic Slop, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

...but who needs Buttler, when you have Stokes?

probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Sunday, 3 January 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link

amazing

Ted Nü-Djent (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 January 2016 11:10 (eight years ago) link

Bairstow is no slouch either. Cook/Compton give a nice balance to the team.

Ted Nü-Djent (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 3 January 2016 11:11 (eight years ago) link

wtf 4 real @ Eng being able to bat.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 January 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link

can i just

i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 13:54 (eight years ago) link

So pleased.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 January 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link


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