nicolas cage, the greatest entertainer of our - or perhaps any - generation (a POLL)

i'm the only one who's going to vote for snake eyes aren't i

I just bought next on DVD for £3. Shall feedback later.

srsly, I've never seen this movie but I might vote for it anyway.

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weatherman is pretty hilarious recommended

Oh, I saw Weatherman, it said something like "Feel good comedy of the year" on the cover - such a lie, though it was quite good.

the whole cameltoe discussion was so lol tragic

is there another oscar-winner of the last few decades who can match his volume and diversity of terrible movies?

Michael Caine wants a word with you.

THE ROCK for that scene where he stabs himself in the chest and goes into the jesus pose with the fighter jets above him holy shit

And massive lols @ this:

It was Nicolas Cage's idea that his character wouldn't swear; his euphemisms include 'gee whiz' for Jesus Christ; 'A-hole' for asshole; and 'Zeus's butthole'. Cage had to fight the producers and director to keep the butthole line, but he agreed to deliver the lines "Do you know how this shit works!" and "Eat that, you fuck!" as swearing is a staple of the action genre, and to show how the mission had changed Goodspeed.

ACTING with Nic Cage

gotta be Adaptation but Red Rock West 2nd

Gene Hackman wants a word with you.

Wild at Heart is shit and seems to have destroyed part of his brain

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

The Weather Man is great, I think I gotta go for it. Can't imagine anyone calling it "a feel good comedy" thought, wtf?!

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

booo serious answers

I was going to vote Boy In Blue, but forgot, if that makes you feel better.

glad peggy sue got a shout out

that was me

i want to say that was my first exposure to mr. cage (i didn't see rumblefish or valley girl 'til years later) and raising arizona was second... really no way to prepare for what he would eventually do with his *ahem* craft.

surprised that 'the rock' only got one vote

Missed this poll, but all the same: "Vampire's Kiss", now and forever.

booo serious answers

Heck, it's too easy to rib cage about his bad flicks.

rib cage

after reading that post, not understanding it, and then seeing 'rib cage' i feel like i'm on drugs

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/lets_go_see_the_new_nicolas?utm_source=b-section

Yeah, that's what I think of when I think of The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

What kind of times are these when a man can't keep his castle anymore.

booo serious answers

# Zandalee (1991) .... Johnny Collins 1

Whatya say we cut the CHIT-CHAT -- A-HOLE?!?

I wish I could find a clip of this... (from The Rock)

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

Nicolas Cage As Everyone

I have enjoyed Next, Face/Off and Con Air all over again over the last few days

Can't wait to see Bad Lieutenant: New Orleans, tonight

really hate this guy

^ it's an acquired taste.

THE ROCK for that scene where he stabs himself in the chest and goes into the jesus pose with the fighter jets above him holy shit

OMG I have seen this movie!

If you had asked me had I seen THE ROCK STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE, I would have insisted NO.

Cage is like that.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/seasonofthewitch/

??!! That's some seriously obscurantist misogyny right there.

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/07/14/entertainment/photos_galleries/sorcerers_apprentice/sorcerer9--350x600.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/07/14/entertainment/photos_galleries/sorcerers_apprentice/sorcerer8--415x415.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6QY5LOa6MM

this is going to slay so hard

I don't even know what the hell it's about but I'm inclined to agree. Our Joel keeps calling it "Seasoning of the Witch"

i've been unironically anticipating the shit out of season of the witch. movie of 2011 imo.

tbqh it looks like everything i want in a movie right now although i worry that the battle scenes were done too much on the cheap to be really effective. have you read the witcher books? think u might like them & this looks like itll be dark & rad & hilarious like those books are.

hope theres more than one girl in this movie though - needs boning by torchlight to really slay

no but i PLAYED ~*the witcher*~!! i do hope he bones a sexy witch in this

based on the trailers it actually looks like a much more polished movie than i would've expected... it could even be GOOD!

^^The Japanese commercial up there is worth a look

if its like the game he will collect naked pictures after each of his triumphs

http://www.metro.co.uk//weird/876039-man-claims-140-year-old-photo-proves-nicolas-cage-is-a-vampire

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/20/article-1316526311177-0E003CF000000578-313340_304x253.jpg

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

i think we may have discussed this on another thread

Pretty damn psyched to see Trespass - the trailer is great and the AV Club quotes Cage yelling “Your filthy lust invited them in!” at Nicole Kidman in the film

i think we may have discussed this on another thread

Oh, my bad. I checked all the Cage threads, but one of them gave me one of those red DO NOT GO THERE warnings.