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dying

lol

This is amazing

hahahaha

quite a streak, the last few

also amazing the sheer number of good mama jokes I have never heard before in that last one

Who cares that her blood type is nougat?

Should be Ragu for maximum accuracy

tears of laughter in a really quiet office from that fat suit blog

http://www.clickhole.com/video/world-famous-violinist-played-saxophone-subway-and-2045

― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Thursday, March 5, 2015 10:32 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gene Weingarten, who won a Pulitzer for the WaPo article on Joshua Bell, likes it:
https://twitter.com/geneweingarten/status/573455251874938880

That article reminded me of one of my favorite books http://www.amazon.com/Portrait-Yo-Mama-Young-Man/dp/1400050723

Yo mama's cholesterol came up "walrus."

Yo mama's blood sugar came up "orca."

Yo mama's serum creatinine came up "sea lion."

Yo mama's triglycerides came up "arctic mammal." (The triglycerides test is less specific than the other tests.)

Yo mama's blood alcohol came upstairs for a drink.

Yo mama's liver-function test results came in: no cause for alarm. Wait, sorry, I read it wrong. Her liver's completely shot.

disappointed that there's nothing else with the 'your mom' tag

DYING.

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ClickHole ‏@ClickHole 35m35 minutes ago

9 Armpits We’re Sorry We Drew Faces On In Order To Make It Look Like They’re Vomiting Hair http://www.clickhole.com/r/1945tsd

“A mind without a book is like a pocket with a hole. All the brain money will fall down your mind pants.”

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-ben-franklin-sayings-inspire-you-2070

http://i.imgur.com/5Ev0nlB.jpg

that's great

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/death-attends-matinee-2020?fb_ref=Default#188,

this is so good i wanna cry with joy

"The Hogg Brothers Run Over A Benevolent King"

"This wet idiot is also my wife"

“I’ve seen two policemen take turns throwing each other at a stray dog."

Continue your brooding monologue.

I wish a magician would rip God in half.

“I’ve stood by and watched the mayor of this city legally mandate an annual parade to commemorate the day he saw a fireman eat a spider that had eight human middle fingers where its legs should be.”

that clickventure was the perfect way to spend a long quiet cross-town train ride at 10pm last nite

5. If you need to use the bathroom, keep in mind that the hairless, whispering man is still hanging out in the Tomorrowland restroom area hassling people. Use the bathrooms in Frontierland, where his friendly brother hangs out.

“Yes, hubba hubba.” says Vera Calypso. “Hubba hubba forever and ever.”

“My name is Peter Leroy. I’m a critic for Nautical Stage Magazine, the only theater magazine written entirely by former sailors for a general audience of non-sailors. Perhaps you’ve read my column.”

i'm married to all the fish

“Borse Borse! Borse Borse!”

http://www.clickhole.com/video/incredible-man-successfully-pretended-not-see-his--2113

Me irl

painfully otm

Death Attends the Matinee is next level

http://www.clickhole.com/video/incredible-man-successfully-pretended-not-see-his--2113

Me irl

― 龜, Monday, March 16, 2015 1:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me an hour and a half ago

Who did you see?

http://www.clickhole.com/article/go-ahead-treat-yourself-some-saccharine-dogshit-yo-2079

CUTE INSPIRING ADORABLE FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED GREAT SHIT DOGSHIT SACCHARINE SWEET YOU DESERVE IT ALL THAT SHIT

this one actually frightened me a little bit...

http://www.clickhole.com/video/7-things-you-should-do-whenever-you-check-hotel-2118

http://i.imgur.com/ySskwEE.png

http://i.imgur.com/cQVqluD.png

http://www.clickhole.com/article/only-31-things-standing-between-you-and-your-dream-2077

fgragargsfgijgiljrt;asklfjgksfg So accurate haha

just coming here to post that

man, sometimes clickhole really kills it, and this is one of those times

Ouchhh

oh man i am laffing...

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-edgar-allan-poes-scary-stories-have-you-r-2075

“Raven Hits The Road”

“One Fish, Two Fish, Death”

“Imprisoned In A Grandfather Clock, Unfortunately”

My bedroom is laid-back and disgusting, and dirt is the king of everywhere. There is a decomposing body in the bed and I don’t know who it is, so I just wrote “Maybe a criminal?” on a Post-it note and stuck it onto the dead body and called it a day.

it's just amazing how much genuinely hilarious content ends up on this site.. i remember feeling the same way about the onion 10, 15+ years ago, and they're still killing it pretty regularly too.... maybe it will be funny forever????????