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"No one is above the law. I surely am not, but if I drive my car on a suspended licence just this once, I'm sure it'll be OK and it won't count"

― Pashmina, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

1. Jessica Alba
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Eva Longoria
4. Adriana Lima
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Hayden Panettiere
7. Cheryl Tweedy
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Emily Scott
10. Elisha Cuthbert
11. Eva Mendes
12. Keira Knightley
13. Evangeline Lilly
14. Christina Aguilera
15. Rachel Stevens
16. Kelly Brook
17. Sarah Harding
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Alessandra Ambrosia
20. Cameron Diaz
21. Jessica Simpson
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Gemma Atkinson
24. Jessica Biel
25. Kate Middleton
26. Holly Willoughby
27. Nadine Coyle
28. Carmen Electra
29. Avril Lavigne
30. Lindsay Lohan
31. Charlotte McKenna
32. Charlize Theron
33. Halle Berry
34. Rachel Bilson
35. Jennifer Aniston
36. Eva Green
37. Abigail Clancy
38. Joss Stone
39. Hilary Duff
40. Kate Beckinsale
41. Hayley Parsons
42. Roxanne McKee
43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
44. Maria Sharapova
45. Sienna Miller
46. Billie Piper
47. Nicola Roberts
48. Holly Valance
49. Ali Larter
50. Anna Kournikova
51. Ana Beatriz Barros
52. Gisele Bundchen
53. Peaches Geldof
54. Britney Spears
55. Rihanna
56. Natalie Portman
57. Mischa Barton
58. Imogen Thomas
59. Michelle Ryan
60. Petra Nemcova
61. Kimberley Walsh
62. Kayleigh Pearson
63. Tanya Robinson
64. Alexa Chung
65. Charlotte Church
66. Amii Grove
67. Myleene Klass
68. Kate Moss
69. Fearne Cotton
70. Holly Newberry
71. Vikki Blows
72. Nikki Sanderson
73. Rosario Dawson
74. Jenna Jameson
75. Kirsten Dunst
76. Danielle Lloyd
77. Tera Patrick
78. Joanna Krupa
79. Tricia Helfer
80. Abi Titmuss
81. Charlotte Marshall
82. Noemie Lenoir
83. Michelle Marsh
84. Sophie Howard
85. Jenni Falconer
86. Kara Tointon
87. Jennifer Ellison
88. Melissa Theuriau
89. Jaime Pressly
90. Sophia Bush
91. Jennifer Garner
92. Lucy Pinder
93. Georgie Thompson
94. Heidi Range
95. Abi Harding
96. Melanie Slade
97. Pamela Anderson
98. Emma Watson
99. Ziyi Zhang
100. Lacey Turner

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

The late great Alex Harvey had the best solution to this. Allow people to commit a crime, any crime, whether murder or littering, just once without any punishment at all. Then the second time they do it they get shot immediately.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

100 hotter than foucault?

i'll take #10 please

</c-man>

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

in a capitalist country, different levels of services are available to different people.

which, when it comes to the law, translates as 'the rich are not/should not be as accountable as the poor'. corrupt, at all?

in most cases someone of her background would have been let off with a slap on the wrist, if they were not famous.

if that's how the system normally works, then the system is corrupt.

it's not punishing her because of her background, but in spite of. there's absolutely no reason why she should be treated any more leniently because of her wealth and privilege.

― m the g, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

a double corruption does not a fair system make. it doestn equalize, it exacerbates. a cursory reading of Reiman should have told us that

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'm reposting this image here because i love it so much:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/parishiltonpreparingherdefense.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

photoshop that so the book is 'the fountainhead'

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

she looks good with the spectacles. kinda sophisticated.

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0369226/03_72dpi.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

kinda sophisticated.

...in a sort of racisty way I guess.

― braveclub, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

she does look really racist in that photo yes. outrageously so.

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

so wait can someone give me the beef on the nigger thing. i don't even know what happened with that.

― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

It doesn't matter, the point is that Paris has attracted a degree of anger that was never levelled at other racists like Michael Richards and Hitler.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

and as if her life couldn't get any worse..this just in-"Virus Spread by Oral Sex Is Linked to Throat Cancer

By Rob Stein
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, May 10, 2007; A13

The sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer also sharply increases the risk of certain types of throat cancer among people infected through oral sex, according to a study being published today.

The study, involving 100 people with throat cancer and 200 without it, found that those infected with the human papillomavirus were 32 times as likely to develop one form of oral cancer than those free of the virus. Although previous research had indicated HPV caused oral cancer, the new study is the first to definitively establish the link, researchers said.

"It makes it absolutely clear that oral HPV infection is a risk factor," said Maura L. Gillison, an assistant professor of oncology and epidemiology at the Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions in Baltimore, who led the study published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

The findings could help explain why rates of oral cancer have been increasing in recent years, particularly among younger people and those who are not smokers or heavy drinkers, which had long been the primary at-risk groups, experts said.

"There's been a kind of sea change in the last 10 years in who we're seeing with these cancers," Gillison said. "It makes sense with some changes we've seen in sexual behavior."

― danbunny, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

she was misinformed by her handlers, about the stipulations imposed on racist speech in that particular state (she was wrongly told she was in nevada, which has looser regulations regarding hate speech, when she was actually in california)

to be honest, id have thought she would have got herself some new handlers then, considering its the very same handlers that have got her in this current mess

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

you're an idiot.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

to be honest matt, i really dont think its fair to compare paris hilton with a racist like michael richards. he KNEW what he was saying, and he KNEW he was in california. the most you can accuse paris of is naivety in believing her handlers (who were probably trying to stitch her up anyway)

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, so Paris is a bit more like Lee Bowyer?

This is what happens when we don't look after the priveleged in our society.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! Bankruptcy protection and scintillating Second Division action!

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

has Paris even been to Fratton Park this season?

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

ok so what did she say

― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

What is her art? What is her benefit to society? She degrades us all. You are disingenuous. It is ironic, though, that she is hated for her wealth and loved for her baseness.

And you can make fun of me all you want for saying the truth, but she is just plain trash. Why do you people care about her?

― Anonymous, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys is it really that hard to google the words 'paris' 'hilton' and 'racist'?

― braveclub, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

there are multiple people who do not understand what is going on in this thread, you think they can work google??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

we care about her because we care about hamburgers and cars

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

httep:/ww.groogel.com

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

let's hear it from the lady herself!

Jealousy

I thought you were my best friend
I felt we'd be together 'til the end
You're not the girl I once knew
Tell me where she is 'cause she's not you

You used to be that shoulder
That shoulder I could lean on through it all
But now it's getting colder
There's no love between these walls

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

I was always happy
When I was watchin' you become a star
But you were only happy
When the world was openin' up my scars

And now I'm like the devil
Well if I am then what does that make you
You sold yourself for your fame
You'd still never walk a day in my shoes

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

(Speaking)
I only wanted what was best for you
Everything I did, I did becaused I cared
So how did all the good between us turn so bad?
Maybe someday we'll get back what we had

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

to "understand" this thread is to miss the point completely! you have to transcend understanding. a cursory reading of People should have told us that.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

In order of funny: 696 >>>>>>> Anonymous >>> Lex > Enablers

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, do those lyrics somehow justify the crimes of Paris?

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

her biggest crime is basically the way she dances.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4tNJPdioeo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

'walk a day in my shoes'

at the end of the mile

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

If those lyrics prove anything it's that Lex = Passantino.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't realize she was making music.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

"making music"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

matt i will cut you for that

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

They were going to include Lex Passantino as the 4th villain in Spiderman 3, but they realized there was no possible way to defeat him

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear, she made the second best album of last year

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Then by all means, let's give her some orphans' livers to eat.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok really, i mean i like her songs well enough but srsly, lex?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/old/paris-hilton-tan.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

her skin color is nonsensical

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

i was just about to say... i didn't know oompah loompahs got that tall.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear, she made the second best album of last year

-- lex pretend,

You better get a mod to fix that thread title on ILM.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

only second best now, is it?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

yes! i still listen to it and everything. i'd love it without the whole omg-it's-paris factor, but that adds even more to it. xps

marcello you of all people have seen my 2006 list. ellen allien & apparat was my no 1.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

LEX
http://z.about.com/d/dogs/1/0/F/q/1/Lex_pug_Raincoat.jpg

DOM
http://www.mahq.net/MECHA/GUNDAM/gihrensgreed/ms-09rs.jpg

note the similarities

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a character from Reboot?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

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