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-- and what, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^verified hot so far

-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:15 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

this must be the type of world event you miss when you're an overpaid aspie IT monkey w/ small penis

-- Edward III, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i heard about this

-- tehresa, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:20 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

i love a hard caulk.

-- get bent, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:21 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

Classic when you're doing it, dud in the morning.

-- Roz, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.

-- Z S, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:11 (5 days ago) Link

ledge, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, goodbye office productivity
i've just spent half of the afternoon, "cruising" the streets of Anchorage

-- baaderonixx, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:26 AM (5 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

fucking rules.

-- chaki, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

In retrospect, I can't believe it took me as long as it did to identify "balls."

-- jaymc, Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM (Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

loooooooool

banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

What is this "balls" he is talking about then?

Tuomas, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tendancehightech.com/blog/images/fashion/My-Vuitton-is-a-Fake.jpg

banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Tuomas, every time you post "what does X mean by Y", God rips the wings off an angel and throws them into a chicken-processing plant in Petaluma. According to the statscock, 564 wings so far this month.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

And if you ask "what's a statscock," he'll throw the angels into a slaughterhouse in Kansas City.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Totally concur with Homo.

-- Tricksey Spinster, Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:27 PM (31 minutes ago)

get bent, Monday, 14 April 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

xxxp no you nong, you in your supposedly hot trousers

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:27 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

seems perfectly normal to me to want to stroke yung boyz like kittenz

-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

omar little, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

pop that pussy f'real

-- davie, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:18 (1 hour ago) Link

actually, started working on it again furiously these past few weeks

-- PappaWheelie V, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:47 (47 minutes ago)

am0n, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

I just kept talking while fumbling around in my pocket

-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

My neighbors hate me. But I don't care because it is giving me an orgasm.

-- Bimble, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

max the fourth-grader in me thinks that's really awesome.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, March 26, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

omg ew

phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

It is 2008 and it is time for hard men.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:04 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Stab me now.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 4:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

fUCK i DONT EVEN HAVE GOO ON MY IPOD

-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:11 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

ha yesss

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 May 2008 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

lolol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

back in college they called me the pink ranger if u know what im sayin

-- and what, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.

-- remy bean, Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM (Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

dodd dated carrie fisher & said 'the jury's still out' on whether god exists

-- and what, Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM (Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

I prefer Fuckles the Clown and his dog Aborto.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 12:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

(sorry Ned. Couldn't resist)

Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 08:46 (eighteen years ago)

Shit is quietly thrilling, right?

-- Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:45

Frogman Henry, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

I'm screwed aren't I?

-- Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:53 (Yesterday) Link

yes

-- Jarlrmai, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:04 (Yesterday) Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 26 May 2008 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird.

-- The Reverend

omar little, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

if you enter inflation you can make it look like a butt

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:37 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

big HOOS permit to bj

-- max, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM (Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM) Bookmark Link

rev, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

my approach to attempted ILX cockslaps from now on will be to contemplate the insecurities of the would-be cockslapper with a warm glow upon my chest

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 10:45 (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

i am going to go touch it to make sure that i am not in the last hallucinatory death throes. will report back.

-- John Justen, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 3:07 AM (4 hours ago)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

wau this idiot nokia phone knows masturbation but not custard

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 6, 2008 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Friday, 6 June 2008 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

the hairballs depart the other end of the cat.

-- Jaq, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:14 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll look into it!

-- latebloomer, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:15 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

mom?

-- Kerm, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:47 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes come over here and lik my balls lil kermy

-- jhøshea, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

hi-ho, kermy the perverted little frog here

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I found myself the other day missing my JERKER (OOP)

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

Would be nice to see it in the water again, but I guess that won't happen. :/

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Hookers are like pineapple, is what I'm getting at.

-- kenan, Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM (Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

CMON FUCK A GUY

-- banriquit, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

en i see kay, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

was having trouble deciding whether I'd prefer jen to go ASAP or have dale, stu, bex and luke go one by one leaving jen. had decided jen ASAP and was hoping for her to be up against rex as it will be good for housemates to have see sylvia go over mohamed and now jen go over rex

-- conrad, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:51 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

I will be stuffing those machines for all they're worth.

-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

if my sandy vagina is clouding my vision then i must be mistaken.

-- cutty, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:31 PM (1 hour ago)

DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

at least that link has good photos of the Johnson Treatment.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)


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