mind-reading parents
― drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)
you are now breathing manually
This is definitely the scariest one.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)
Like a dolphin.
― 0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)
Alligator eats crossing guard
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 March 2015 00:48 (eleven years ago)
Trump President
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:34 (nine years ago)
an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:06 (nine years ago)
ahaha god
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (nine years ago)
Here's a new one for you: Trump learns that he has a terminal illness.
― "Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
sweetcorn for tea
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
NOW the aliens decide to land
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)
Said aliens expect to be greeted as liberators.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)
The next Republican president will make us miss Trump.
― MarkoP, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)
Adam Baldwin?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)
miscavige
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:47 (nine years ago)
nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)
alderweireld limps off
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
turd in clam chowder
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:38 (nine years ago)
reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder
― why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:12 (nine years ago)
at game time of the first of the world series, october 24, 2017, it is 103 degrees at dodger stadium in los angeles.
― Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)
um
that was supposed to go in the global warming's terrifying new math thread
but just to make it fit the thread:
los angeles in october is 103 degrees, no one cares
― Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:12 (eight years ago)
Your chickens are coming home to roost bobby boucher
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)
Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.
― The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 10:23 (eight years ago)
You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)
Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)
Emperor Bundy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)
“madam, i’m scott adams”
― estela, Saturday, 28 October 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)
found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)
Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)
^^^braggin
― imago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)
Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)
XP fantasy tbu
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)
Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)
congrats dmac
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
Will ye stop
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
crystal ball yo
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (seven years ago)
you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 08:19 (seven years ago)
blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (seven years ago)
Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style
― anvil, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:14 (seven years ago)
painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still occasionally think about this one
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:15 (seven years ago)
― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.
O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:29 (seven years ago)
clearly not ten words
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:31 (seven years ago)
There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.
People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.
― MaresNest, Saturday, 18 August 2018 10:34 (seven years ago)
Bono - Morrissey collaboration
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:08 (seven years ago)
socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)
imagoPosted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PMbirdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)
you clearly ordered the wrong thing
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)
Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:20 (seven years ago)
Contagious scaly butt warts
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:23 (seven years ago)
The Beatles featuring Adam Levine
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:25 (seven years ago)
Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.
― Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:27 (seven years ago)