invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

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Neverending trip

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

wet wet wet's greatest hits on repeat

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:36 (eleven years ago)

okay w xp

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:09 (eleven years ago)

Ah snap kidnapped by isis

rip van wanko, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:27 (eleven years ago)

Soil pants on television

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:46 (eleven years ago)

100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person

cardamon, Saturday, 28 February 2015 15:37 (eleven years ago)

Cursed to smell like mildew for remainder of life

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Pub lock in with The Barron Knights featuring Robbie Williams.

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:34 (eleven years ago)

God real; really racist

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)

commentary from ray houghton and mark lawrenson

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:46 (eleven years ago)

oof

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:54 (eleven years ago)

hungover forever

drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 19:48 (eleven years ago)

Lose hearing right as secret Kate Bush performance commences

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:11 (eleven years ago)

mind-reading parents

drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)

you are now breathing manually

This is definitely the scariest one.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)

Like a dolphin.

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)

Alligator eats crossing guard

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 March 2015 00:48 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

Trump President

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:34 (nine years ago)

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:06 (nine years ago)

ahaha god

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (nine years ago)

Here's a new one for you: Trump learns that he has a terminal illness.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)

sweetcorn for tea

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)

NOW the aliens decide to land

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)

Said aliens expect to be greeted as liberators.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)

The next Republican president will make us miss Trump.

MarkoP, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)

Adam Baldwin?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)

miscavige

sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:47 (nine years ago)

nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)

alderweireld limps off

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)

turd in clam chowder

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:38 (nine years ago)

reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:12 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

at game time of the first of the world series, october 24, 2017, it is 103 degrees at dodger stadium in los angeles.

Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)

um

that was supposed to go in the global warming's terrifying new math thread

but just to make it fit the thread:

los angeles in october is 103 degrees, no one cares

Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:12 (eight years ago)

Your chickens are coming home to roost bobby boucher

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)

Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.

The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 10:23 (eight years ago)

You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)

Emperor Bundy

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

“madam, i’m scott adams”

estela, Saturday, 28 October 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)

Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

^^^braggin

imago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

XP fantasy tbu

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

congrats dmac

infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

Will ye stop

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

eight months pass...

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crystal ball yo

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (seven years ago)

you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 08:19 (seven years ago)

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (seven years ago)


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