Neverending trip
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)
wet wet wet's greatest hits on repeat
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:36 (eleven years ago)
okay w xp
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:09 (eleven years ago)
Ah snap kidnapped by isis
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:27 (eleven years ago)
Soil pants on television
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:46 (eleven years ago)
100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person
― cardamon, Saturday, 28 February 2015 15:37 (eleven years ago)
Cursed to smell like mildew for remainder of life
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)
Pub lock in with The Barron Knights featuring Robbie Williams.
― 0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:34 (eleven years ago)
God real; really racist
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)
commentary from ray houghton and mark lawrenson
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:46 (eleven years ago)
oof
― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:54 (eleven years ago)
hungover forever
― drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 19:48 (eleven years ago)
Lose hearing right as secret Kate Bush performance commences
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:11 (eleven years ago)
mind-reading parents
― drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)
you are now breathing manually
This is definitely the scariest one.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)
Like a dolphin.
― 0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)
Alligator eats crossing guard
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 March 2015 00:48 (eleven years ago)
Trump President
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:34 (nine years ago)
an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:06 (nine years ago)
ahaha god
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (nine years ago)
Here's a new one for you: Trump learns that he has a terminal illness.
― "Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
sweetcorn for tea
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
NOW the aliens decide to land
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)
Said aliens expect to be greeted as liberators.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)
The next Republican president will make us miss Trump.
― MarkoP, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)
Adam Baldwin?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)
miscavige
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:47 (nine years ago)
nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)
alderweireld limps off
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
turd in clam chowder
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:38 (nine years ago)
reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder
― why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:12 (nine years ago)
at game time of the first of the world series, october 24, 2017, it is 103 degrees at dodger stadium in los angeles.
― Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)
um
that was supposed to go in the global warming's terrifying new math thread
but just to make it fit the thread:
los angeles in october is 103 degrees, no one cares
― Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:12 (eight years ago)
Your chickens are coming home to roost bobby boucher
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)
Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.
― The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 10:23 (eight years ago)
You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)
Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)
Emperor Bundy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)
“madam, i’m scott adams”
― estela, Saturday, 28 October 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)
found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:46 (eight years ago)
Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)
^^^braggin
― imago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)
Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)
XP fantasy tbu
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)
Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)
congrats dmac
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
Will ye stop
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
crystal ball yo
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (seven years ago)
you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 08:19 (seven years ago)
blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (seven years ago)