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describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:33 (eleven years ago)

100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person

Mordy, Friday, 27 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)

good one!

marcos, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:03 (eleven years ago)

Police shootout, realize vest is made of Nerf

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:06 (eleven years ago)

"This is delicious!"
"Thanks, I knew her mother really well."

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 20:08 (eleven years ago)

Rand Paul spoken word

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 February 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)

you've developed a new fetish: inside-out people

Mordy, Friday, 27 February 2015 23:03 (eleven years ago)

Putin makes his move

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:37 (eleven years ago)

you are now breathing manually

― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, July 19, 2010 3:46 AM (4 years ago)

dangerous imho ^

Mordy, Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Every rizla is inside out

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:23 (eleven years ago)

everyone who showed faith in you was indulging all along

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:24 (eleven years ago)

The fluoride thing is for real

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:25 (eleven years ago)

You just aren't good enough

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:27 (eleven years ago)

overnight everyone's skulls become as thin as eggshells

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Your employment situation will stay the same til you die

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:30 (eleven years ago)

You will never leave

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:31 (eleven years ago)

no booze left all off licences are closed now

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:31 (eleven years ago)

It turns out you're a horrible person, or at least that's what they say

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:32 (eleven years ago)

Neverending trip

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

wet wet wet's greatest hits on repeat

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:36 (eleven years ago)

okay w xp

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:09 (eleven years ago)

Ah snap kidnapped by isis

rip van wanko, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:27 (eleven years ago)

Soil pants on television

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:46 (eleven years ago)

100 miles later the tollbooth operator is the same person

cardamon, Saturday, 28 February 2015 15:37 (eleven years ago)

Cursed to smell like mildew for remainder of life

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Pub lock in with The Barron Knights featuring Robbie Williams.

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:34 (eleven years ago)

God real; really racist

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)

commentary from ray houghton and mark lawrenson

tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:46 (eleven years ago)

oof

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:54 (eleven years ago)

hungover forever

drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 19:48 (eleven years ago)

Lose hearing right as secret Kate Bush performance commences

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:11 (eleven years ago)

mind-reading parents

drash, Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:33 (eleven years ago)

you are now breathing manually

This is definitely the scariest one.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:36 (eleven years ago)

Like a dolphin.

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 28 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)

Alligator eats crossing guard

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 March 2015 00:48 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

Trump President

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 13:34 (nine years ago)

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:06 (nine years ago)

ahaha god

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:11 (nine years ago)

Here's a new one for you: Trump learns that he has a terminal illness.

"Nay" (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)

sweetcorn for tea

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 20 January 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)

NOW the aliens decide to land

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)

Said aliens expect to be greeted as liberators.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 20 January 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)

The next Republican president will make us miss Trump.

MarkoP, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)

Adam Baldwin?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)

miscavige

sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:47 (nine years ago)

nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)

alderweireld limps off

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)

turd in clam chowder

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:38 (nine years ago)

reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:12 (nine years ago)


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